Lashana and Telca own only themselves, Tvashtar, Kadrith, the three dragons and Telca's cat. Every other character belongs to someone that isn't us.

Sparda219 - *hehe* Can you say "Got fluff?" *snicker* Just you wait till I finish the epilogue for this thing. You ain't seen fluff yet, my friend!

Aidan - Gomen! Sorry I took so long to update! Anyway, here's the rest of the story. And as mentioned above, the epilogue won't be long in coming!

T-rex - Of course my dear loving Bonded will come rescue me! He'd damn well better! Else he's sleeping on the couch for the rest of his natural life! *glares at Blackie*

Blackie: *glares at T-Rex* Now look what you've done -_-

DigiDayDreamer - *Lashana whaps Mega Digimon* Don't try to kill the reviewers!! *grumbles and looks at DigiDayDreamer* No worries about losing insanity. I don't think I'd be able to do that if I tried! *hehe*



The Elf and The Digimon

Chapter 9 : Fourth Interruption

"Whoa, you really weren't in top form if they got you that easily, were you?" Zelgadis muttered, wincing at the annoyed glare that Lashana shot him.

"First off, they caught me when I was incoherent from the appearance of a spider the size of a truck. Second, I wasn't as powerful then as I am now. And did I mention the spider?"

"Yes, you mentioned the spider," Duncan smirked. "What's the deal with you and spiders anyway?"

The Elf grimaced. "Back when I was with the Elves, there was a bully that kept targeting me. One day he and his goons grabbed me and flung me into a cave with Grixa spiders in it. They're something like Jumping Spiders, except they're twice the size and weave webs like Tarantulas on crack."

Kang growled softly from where he was sitting next to the Bonded couple and reached out to lightly touch her arm, ignoring the glare he got from Blackie. "Want us to hunt them down and find that cave to pitch them into? We'll even throw Xellos in after them as a bonus."

"That's it? Hell, let's hog-tie 'em and throw them into a Hentai universe," Telca smirked. "Preferably one with tentacles."

As the Harem shuddered in disgust and horror, Lashana chuckled softly and shook her head. "Naw. They're not worth it. It'd be a waste of magick."

"Hmpft. Your sense of revenge needs tweaking I see."

"Oh shut up. And what were we talking about before we went off on a tangent?"

Rolling his eyes, Tvashtar smirked at her playfully. "The two idiots that somehow managed to kidnap you."

"Oh. Riiight."

"Maybe I should take over for a bit, hmm?" Black tightened his hold on his Elf and smiled at her warmly before turning his attention to the Harem again.