DisClaimer: ...didn't I say I was going to stop? x_X;; I guess not... Anyways, I own every-- ::sees a whole bunch of lawyers ready to sue her:: Uh... I own every little Author's Note that I make in every episode!! ^_^;;

Lawyers: ::look disappointed that she didn't slip up::

A/N: Whee!! Episode 7 is here at last!! ^_^ Took me long enough eh?

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Previously on our previous episode:
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Anni: ::winks:: Tidus, you may want to borrow these. ::hands Tidus nunchakus::

Tidus: ::speechless becuase they do not look like forks and by the way where did he find the fork nunchakus?::

(A/N: The other day, Anni and Tidus were arguing about what Selphie's nunchaku looked like. -_-;; Anni decided to put it in)

Bond: Let's go!

((Bond, Tidus, Anna charge into room))
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And now, on with Episode 7!
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Kiros: Hey, Tidus, wassup - whoa, what're you all doing here?

Tidus: We're just here to say 'hi'. ::punches Kiros::

Laguna: Traitor!

Anna: Hahahahahaha--no. ::kicks Laguna where it hurts::

Bond: ::ducks under table and fires rounds::

((Mina runs, wait...no, hops out of room because she is tied up like a mummy. Poor Mina))

Tidus: Run!

Wakka: ::appearing in doorway:: No one's leaving this room alive!

((all freeze))

Wakka: Kiros, Laguna, I can't leave you two alone for one minute without you getting in trouble. Get over here, now!

Kiros: Yes, oh fearless master butthead... ::mumbles::
(A/N: Oh yeah... best insult in the world Kiros... "oh fearless master butthead")

Wakka: ::holds up Kiros by shirt collar:: You are outta here! ::throws out into alley::

Anni: ::looking in curiosity:: Kiros?

Kiros: Ow...my head hurts...hey, I know you! You're Anni from Tartar Sauce, the spiciest game of the season! *COUGH*

Anni: Wow, you know me , Kiros?
(A/N: ...I'll pretend she knows that he JUST said her name and all her T.V. stats... -_-;; )

Kiros: Yeah, I do. I always liked watching your shows.

Anni: You're in luck, the camera-dude is filming us right now, and the viewers are watching it from the big T.V. in the arena.

Kiros: ::grins very widely:: Cooooooooooool. Hey, where are your nunchaku?

Anni: I let Tidus borrow them. He was desperate.

Kiros: I see. Well, since you are defenseless, why don't you handle one of my swords?

Anni: Really? Thanks, Kiros, you're the best! ::hugs Kiros::
(A/N: Okay everyone, in a group!! "Awwwww!!")

Kiros: Aw, anytime Anni -- ::knocked unconcious::

Anni: ::screams and looks up::

Wakka: Oh, what do we have here?

Anni: ::stutters::

Wakka: Oh, little girl gone lost and landed up in a dirty old alley, huh? Well, thats too bad. Get in the room, now!

((Anni rushes into room where Laguna is guarding))

Laguna: Where's Kiros?

Wakka: Oh, I just introduced him to a nice little baseball bat. He's fine, though.

Anni: ::mumbles:: To you it was a baseball bat, to us it was a tree...
(A/N: O_O Wowie... we must have a BIG height difference if it's like that...)

Wakka: ::smacks Anni::

Anni: Ow! ::falls to floor and lands on broken hand:: AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wakka: Now you know who to respect, brat.

Anna: ::gulps::

Tidus: ::growls::

James: ::glares at Wakka::

Faris: ::whimpers::

Laguna: Was it actually necessary to knock him out, though, boss?

Wakka: Of course it was, Laguna, and if you want, I can give you a hands-on demonstration of how I did it.

Laguna: Heehee...um...no, that's ok.

Anni: ::rubs cheek:: You seriously gotta work out your priorities, guy.

Wakka: ::kicks Anni:: Shut your freaking trap, girl!

Anni: I mean, look at your hair. What, did you get trapped outside during an electrical storm or something?
(A/N: ::holds back Wakka fans with a stick:: BACK ALL OF YOU!! SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT!! ::beats them with her stick:: )

Wakka: ::throws Anni against wall:: I mean it! One more word, and I'll use the blade and cut you to confetti!

((others look on in fear))

Anni: I'm so scared of the moron with orange hair. ::limps towards Wakka:: Look at your outfit. What, did you just transfer here from a farm?

Wakka: ::takes out gunblade:: That's it! I'm gonna slice you to ::stabbed by Anni:: b-b-bits... ::falls to floor::

Anni: Wow, good thing I ::wipes mouth:: had this sword. You rule, Kiros!

Anna: Ok, well let's get outta here.

Tidus: You coming, Laguna?

Laguna: Well, I guees I could. But we gotta get Kiros first. By the way, what are you all doing here, anyway?

Anni: We're looking for Mina -- say, where did she go?

Faris: I saw her leave right when you all entered.

Anni: Ok, so we find Mina, then we go to the docters. ::wipes mouth:: My mouth is getting all watery.

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A/N: Oh yeah!! An update!! Whoo!!! XD LoLz. Thankies to QuirkyCellist and your helpful comments. ^_^ I'll be sure to post up something special for you soon!! ^_~ And I can't wait until we have that spoof of T.V. shows ready to be put up. ::evil look:: Muahahaha... ::gags as she tries to laugh evilly::

Anyways... ::takes on an announcer-like voice::

What's wrong with Anni? Is there a doctor in the house? Where did Mina disappear to? And what are we going to do with Wakka's corpse? Do we even care?!

Tune in to Channel 1200 and find out, next time on: TARTAR SAUCE!!!
R and R!!!