Chapter 2: Homer May Cry because he didn't get his beer.
A/N: This is the 2nd chapter to Homer Simpson's Big Adventure. Homer meets Lucia and Dante and things attend to go...completely insane.
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Homer woke up and found himself right near a building with a picture of a woman with a gun over her shoulder. The building said, "Devil Never Cry" written in pinkish red letters.
"Devil Never Cry?" Homer questioned. "Hmm, it must be a bar." Homer said happily as he walked in. Once Homer had got inside, he saw a man named Dante sitting behind a desk with devil hunting trophies on the wall behind him; there was a pool table in the room as well. Dante noticed Homer.
"Can I help you with anything?" Dante asked, he sounded a little bit annoyed.
"Yeah, I'll take a beer." Homer answered as he slammed a ten-dollar bill on Dante's desk.
"Sorry, but I'm a devil hunter, not a bar tender." Dante said.
Homer started to cry. "I'm never going to get my beer." Homer sobbed.
Then the phone rang, Dante answered it. "Hello, Devil Never Cry."
The voice turned out to belong to Lucia. "Dante, I need your help, I got a real tough demon on my hands and it's not going to well." Lucia said.
"All right, I'll be there as soon as this idiot shuts up." Dante replied, he then hung up the phone and grabbed his sword, Rebellion and stormed out on the motorcycle, Homer was on the back of the motorcycle.
"Hey Jackass, get off of my motorcycle." Dante cursed.
"But I want to come with you." Homer begged.
"All right then, just sit down and shut up." Dante said as he got on the motorcycle, started it up and went to help Lucia fight against this God-knows-what thing.
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Dante and Homer Simpson got there and saw Lucia fighting against what looked like a two headed suit of armor called a Plutonian. It threw its chain balls at Dante and Lucia, but they dodged it and the demon's ball hit Homer and Homer crashed into a wall.
Dante and Lucia quickly Devil Triggered and fought Plutonian. Plutonian then decided to hit Homer again because he was weakened. Homer suddenly started to glow an eerie green glow and he transformed into a weird looking version of the Hulk.
"GRRR! HOMER MAD!" Homer shouted as he charged at Plutonian and punched him square in the stomach, causing Plutonian to explode, a bunch of metal debris fell everywhere. Homer then changed back into his original form.
Dante and Lucia stared dumbfounded in disbelief.
"Okay, that was weird." Dante commented.
"How was he able to do that?" Lucia questioned.
"I dunno, I just used this thing I found in the pile of wood." Homer answered as he pulled out a golden beer glass.
"Wait a minute! That's the golden glass of Duff." Dante said in disbelief. "Can I see that?"
"Sure." Homer answered as he handed Dante the beer glass. Dante then smashed it on the ground to several pieces.
Homer started to cry and suddenly, another portal appeared and begun to suck up everything in its path, Homer and Lucia fell into the portal.
"I'd better follow them. There's no wonder what trouble that dumbass, Homer is going to cause." Dante said as he jumped into the portal. He started yelling, "Crap, Crap, Crap." Over and over until he got to the end of the portal.
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Dante woke up and he found himself in an odd little kingdom with people that looked like little mushrooms.
"Where the hell am I?" Dante asked himself as he got up and he saw a little Mushroom looking character.
"Are you okay sir?"
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A/N: I wonder where Dante is now and by the way, WHERE THE HELL ARE HOMER AND LUCIA!!!
