It's-a-me, Dante
A/N: This is the third chapter to Homer Simpson's Big Adventure. The Super Mario Bros. characters are going to be in this chapter, as well as some others.
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"Yes I'm fine and what is this place? it looks like a rocker's worst nightmare." Dante said, he wanted to vomit and die because of all the bright colors.
"That's good, now I must get you out of this place, Piranha plants are everywhere." The Mushroom man said. Then four Piranha plants appeared in front of the son of Sparda. Dante quickly Devil Triggered, unsheathed Rebellion and slaughtered the plants to pieces.
"Wow, you definitely have powers that will far surpass King Bowser's power." (Let's call him Toad) Toad said. He grabbed Dante by the finger and took him over to the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Dante and Toad got to the Mushroom Kingdom, a couple of townsfolk backed away from Dante because to them, he looked like a giant who would squash them like pancakes.
"Why are these triscuits afraid of me?" Dante questioned.
"It's because not that many people in the Mushroom kingdom have seen your kind." Toad answered. Then an Italian plumber appeared in front of Dante.
"Its a me, Mario." Introduced Mario.
"Hey look, the plumber's-" Dante was cut off when Mario interrupted him.
"Hey pal, don't start making fun of me." Mario shouted as he tried to throw a punch at Mario, but Dante stopped him and the little Italian plumber was punching the air.
"Well sorry!" Dante said sarcastically. Then a giant turtle like creature known as Bowser appeared in the Mushroom Kingdom.
"This can't be good." Toad said.
"I can take him down." Dante said.
"Count me in." Mario said.
Dante and Mario quickly went to challenge the Koopa king. They were successful at beating the shit out of Bowser because Dante was a powerful half demon and Mario had firepower that would empress a volcano.
"You did well, you're even more helpful than Yoshi." Mario complimented.
"It was-" Dante was cut off when a portal appeared and Dante got sucked in, as well as Mario. They both screamed to death until their voices gave out.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH....." Mario's voice trailed off.
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Now let's check on Homer and Lucia.
Homer and Lucia were still walking through an unknown city that looked like it took place in the year 3000.
"Homer you idiot, do you even know where we are?" Lucia asked in an annoyed tone.
"Umm....No." Homer answered, he wasn't paying any attention to Lucia's question.
"Well, we might be able to get help from this place that says, 'Gadgetron'." Lucia said.
Then they both entered a building that said, "Gadgetron" written in blue words.
To be Continued.
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A/N: Will Dante ever find Lucia?
Will Homer ever find his way back home?
AND WILL MARIO PLEASE STOP SCREAMING?!
Find out on the next...Oh hell, let's just wait and see what happens so we can all go home and watch South Park.
