Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRG!
This fanfic was written for my good friends Hannah and Ben. It is an example fic, so it's completely random.
HYRULE MENTAL ASYLUM MADNESS
It was a sunny day in Hyrule, and Link and his buddies wanted outside. But that was impossible, because…
THEY WERE LOCKED IN A MENTAL ASYLUM EATING MACARONI!
Haha, bet you didn't expect that. So why are Link and his pals in a MENTAL ASYLUM (fish explodes)? Well, I'll tell you why….
THEY ABUSED CHICKENS! Yes, that is correct. They abused chickens, and were chucked in a MENTAL ASYLUM (fish explodes)!
So the whole gang is here. Link, Malon, Zelda, Ruto, Rauru, Saria, Darunia, Impa, and Ganondorf, and Nabooru.
Link: I'm bored…
Malon: Same…
Ruto: I'm a FISH!
Ganondorf: I know! I'LL EDUCATE ALL OF YOU!
Darunia: Er….
Impa: Why….?
Rauru: I'm so hungry…
Ruto: I'm a FISH!
Ganondorf: Now, Pupils, sit at your desks!
Link: What desks?
Ganondorf: (waves fist)
Link: EEPSIES! (sits on floor)
Malon: DON'T KILL HIM! (cries)
Zelda: (does Mr Burns thing…you know, the "eeeeeeexcellent" thing)
Saria: (hugs Ganondorf)
Ganondorf: NO! AHHHHHHHHHH! LOVE AND HUGS! I'M INFECTED!
Saria: I LOVE YOU!
Link: GERMY COOTIES!
Malon: Boys…
Zelda: (does Mr Burns thingie)
Nabooru: Zel, you're scaring me…
Zelda: (does Mr Burns thing)
Nabooru: O_O
Saria: (Hugs Zelda) I LOVE YOU!
Zelda: (does Mr Burns things)
Nabooru: Uh, ZEL….
(Ben runs in)
Benj: WAAAAW WAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAGON!
(Ben runs out)
(Hannah and Elyse(Rinaidran Warrior) come in)
Hannah/Elyse: LINK! MY BISHIE! HE'S SO CUUUUUUUUTE!
Link: Er…(backs away)
Hannah/Elyse: (squeeze Link)
Malon: HEY! MINE! GO GET YER OWN! MYYYYYYYYYY LINKIE!
Link: (blushes)
Zelda: (Does Mr Burns thing)
(Hannah and Elyse run out)
Voice in the distance: WAAA WAAAA WAAAAAAA WAGON!
Ganondorf: SIT DOWN OR YOU GET DETENTION!
Darunia: YEEHEEE! (rolls into a ball and rolls away)
Ganondorf: DETENTION!
Ruto: I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISHv I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FISH I'M A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
(everyone explodes)
Zelda's corpse: (does Mr Burns thing)
Rinaidran Warrior: But…they killed my home…
Hannah: Where do you live?
Rinaidran Warrior: The MENTAL ASYLUM (Fish explodes)
Ben: That was random…WAAA WAAAAAWAAAAAAAA WAGON!
Rinidran Warrior: Uh, BYE!!
END
