Author's notes...
Okay, so I didn't get any reviews. *shrugs* That always happens to me (*sigh* My dreams of being a respected fanfic authoress are not worth it, ne?) Anyways, I'm HOPING someone will review this one ^_^ I'll give you a cookie if you review...pwease *gets all puppy-eyed* I'll love ya forever...
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Chiriko is Signless and Nuriko is Icky
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So, while Hotohori continued to admire his lovely face Meika, once again, attacked Tasuki in an attempt to get him back for the short remark. He somehow managed to shake himself loose from her grip and ran over and grabbed Chiriko. "Don't hurt me!" he cried and held Chiriko up in front of him even though this is VERY out of character for him.
"Hey, you stole my bishie!" Lia said and glared at her bishonen-stealing bishonen. Suddenly Chiriko yawned and looked incredibly adorable as he woke up. "Ack! How KIYUUUUUUUUTE!" Lia cried and passed out. By now Meika has forgotten how angry she was at Tasuki and sat down next to Nuriko and started to braid his pretty purple hair.
Tasuki set Chiriko down on the table and Chiriko just sat there a looked sleepy. However, unbeknownst to everyone, Chiriko's sign had gone away. Chiriko looked over at Nuriko. "Hi," he said.
"Er...hi Chiriko," Nuriko said waved.
"How do you get your hair purple? That's not natural is it?" Chiriko asked and walked over to Nuriko to get a better look and Nuriko. Meika and Nuriko both exchanged looks of confusion. "It's not a wig, is it?" Chiriko asked and began to pull on Nuriko's hair.
"Ack! Itaiiiii!" Nuriko cried.
"It's not coming off..." Chiriko said and pulled harder. Lia (who had somehow regained consciousness when no one was looking) walked over and pried Chiriko's little hands off the purple-braided cross dresser's hair.
"Thank you..." Nuriko said and sighed and sigh of relief.
"No problem..."Lia said and held onto Chiriko's hands to keep him out of trouble.
"Let's just pray his sign comes back soon..." Meika said. Nuriko nodded and rubbed the sore patch on his head.
"Everyone sit down at the table!" Lia shouted randomly. Chiriko, Hotohori, and Chichiri all obeyed and sat down at the table. "Heh heh heh...one big happy family, huh?"
"How do you get them to listen to you? I have one bishonen and he won't even listen to me..." Meika asked Lia and glared at Nuriko who just smiled dumbly.
"They know I have the Duct Tape and if they disobey they will PAY!" Lia shouted overdramaticly and laughed insanely. (A/N: Did I mention Lia has an obsession with duct tape?)
"Meika," Nuriko said and looked at the short Burnett," now I'm VERY glad you don't have duct tape..." Meika made a face at Lia and nodded.
"SODA!" Lia yelled at random(once again...).
"I want sake," Tasuki said and stood up to go look through the refrigerator.
"No, you shall have soda...or coffee..." Lia said and handed him a bottle of Coke.
"I WANT COFFEE!!!" Meika screamed and mad herself an instant cappacino.
"As if you weren't hyper enough..." Nuriko whispered to himself.
"Eh? Nani?" Meika asked as she paused from devouring a plate of cupcakes.
"Nothing! Nothing!" Nuriko said and smiled.
"Ooh...shiny," said the still signless Chiriko as he picked a glass up off the table and examined it.
"Hai!" Meika cried.
"SHINY!" Lia yelled.
"I like shiny..." they both said in unison and both received odd looks from all the bishonen in the room except Hotohori who was still mirror gazing.
"Is he still doing that?" Meika whispered to Lia.
"Hai.." Lia answered.
"How long can he do that?"
"Hours...."
And there was silence as everyone watched at Hotohori gazed at himself in his hand mirror. Chiriko pulled out a book that was about a foot thick and began to read it. About three pages into the book his eyes widened and he closed the book.
"Here Nuriko-san," he said and handed the book to Nuriko. Nuriko stared at him for a minute before he ran away yelling, "MY CHILD EYES!"
"It wasn't a medial text book, was it?" Meika asked and opened it.
"It is..." Nuriko answered. Meika snatched the book away and ran it through the garbage disposal.
"Are you sure you wanted to do that Meika?" Nuriko asked.
"Are you sure you wanted to cut your hair?! Ah HA! Reverse phycology!" Meika said and smiled.
"You're hopeless..." Nuriko sighed.
"Good idea," Lia said. "You can't trust Nuriko with books like that."
"Yes you can!" Yelled the offended bishonen. "I would never even look at it!"
"Suuuuuure..." Lia said, and received glares from bishonen and fangirl. "WHAT?" Lia cried and threw a spork at Meika. Meika pulled a piece of pie out of her virtual pocket and began to eat it with the spork.Lia growled at Meika and sprayed her with a bottle of whipped cream.
"Bleh," Meika said and began to eat some of the whipped cream. "I'm going to take a shower..." So Meika got up to go take a shower. Even though Nuriko didn't more Lia grabbed him by the collar.
"You're staying HERE," she said and gave him a look that people only give to raging hentai.
"Well, of course I'm staying HERE! Where would I go?" Nuriko asked. Lia grinned evilly and pulled out a sign that said in big bold print, "Nuriko is Icky." "Why you..." Nuriko said and chased Lia around the room.
"Gak!" Lia cried and hid behind Chiriko even though he wasn't much protection. Nuriko grumbled and flopped down in his chair.
"Puh-LEEZ! How could you think like THAT?" Nuriko asked irritably. Lia smiled innocently and made a noise that said, "Sure, whatever you say..." "WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?" Nuriko hollered.
"I love you Nuriko," Lia said and hugged him.
"..." said Nuriko. Well, not really SAID but you know what I mean.
"YOU'RE SO MEAN!" Lia cried and ran over to Chiriko sobbing.
"What about YOU?" Nuriko asked and held up Lia's "Nuriko is Icky" sign. Lia crossed out "Icky" and wrote in "Pretty" and continued to sob.
"Ugh..." Nuriko groaned.
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Why does Lia always do this to my poor Nuri-kun? She's so mean *sob* Okay, there will be more...soon. If anyone's interested in my other work, I'm going to be posting a original story soon on fictionpress.net. Please look for it! R&R!
-Meika
::For the one I adore::
