Ragnarok Online Doujinshi The Hunters of Prontera
Chapter Two - The Falcon Hunt

*Tenshi stares up at the air above him. It is filled with Falcons flying around*

Tenshi: Our mission is catch the birds!

Tomoe: Tenshi we already know we've been fired! There are no missions!

Tenshi: Sorry, bad habit.

Nehelenia: Don't worry Tenshi, if we're all doing it together, it's just like a mission.

*Ling chases a picky around*

Ling: Come back falcon why you running!?

Tenshi: I wonder how Ling lost her sight anyways?

*the picky runs under Kura's legs and Ling rams into her knocking them both over*

Kura: #$%!*#@#%!%^*#@

Nehelenia: How are we supposed to catch a falcon anyways?

Tenshi: Easily!

*pulls out and arrow and is about to shoot one of the falcons, Nehelenia quickly stops him*

Nehelenia: NO Tenshi that will kill them!!

Tenshi: Not if I do it the right way.

Kura: If you hurt it how are you supposed to tame it?

Tenshi: ... you're good with birds Kura, you can tame it for me ^^

Kura: -_-' no.

Tenshi: fine... we'll think of another way.

Atsui: Hey!

*appears from out of no where*

Tenshi: ... what are you doing here?

Atsui: I'm getting a falcon so that I can join the kings army. When I approached him he said that I would need a falcon.

Tenshi: Yeah, I guess I forgot to tell you that (little bugger more competition to get my job back )

*Atsui looks up at the flying falcons*

Atsui: Those are falcons right? They're up really high.

Kura: How are we supposed to get them if they're so high up?

Tenshi: Here birdy birdy birdy

Nehelenia: We'll have to find a way to get then down to the ground.

Tenshi: That's right! They have to come down sometime! And when they do! I'll catch one! With THIS!!!!

*holds up a trap*

Tenshi: They will never escape!

Kura: ... they won't live through it either...

Tenshi: Yes they will! This is an ankle snare. I Snare's their ankles.

Kura: What ankles?

Tenshi: ... the ones on their feet. Okay! Now all we have to do, is lay these ALL over the ground. Then when the falcons land on the grass. SNAP!! We got em!

*starts to lay traps all over the ground*

Atsui: Tell me... where's a good place where the sunlight can reflect upon me just right to bring out the full potential of my beauty?

Tenshi: ... how would I know!?

Atsui: It is alright, I will find the place myself.

*wanders off*

Tenshi: Fruit.

*finishes laying trap*

Tenshi: Now I am ready. How about you guys? Any luck yet?

Nehelenia: Well I thought that I would lay some food in front of me, and see if they will come ^^ What do falcons eat?

Kura: Rats.

Nehelenia: O.O Rats!?!?

Tomoe: I thought I would just open my shirt and see if any falcons where interested in becoming my little pet.

Tenshi: ... you even flirt with birds?

Tomoe: I do not! But... they don't know that.

Tenshi: That is so smart! *opens his shirt but no falcons come* humm... your plan doesn't work.

*Tomoe turns around and opens her shirt, straight away a falcon comes down and lands on her shoulder*

Tomoe: lalalala I'm done.

Tenshi: -_-' what's wrong with you birds! There's nothing wrong with me!

*SNAP*

Ling: Tenshi! You caught the falcon I was chasing!

*picky stuck in a trap*

Tenshi: ... you can have it...

Ling: Thanks!! *picks up the and wanders off*

Tenshi: How do you plan on catching one Atsui?

Atsui: With my good looks of course! It will be easy.

Tenshi: ... oh this will be good.

*Watches as Atsui find that spot of the light he was looking for. He smiles broadly his figure shimmering in beauty, he hold out his arm and three falcons land on it*

Atsui: No, no... I can have only one.

*the falcons looks disappointed, blush then start fighting over Atsui*

Atsui: No need to get violent over me.

Tenshi: ... pretty boys suck

*turns to Kura*

Tenshi: How do you plan on getting one?

Kura: Well I was going to-

Ken: Why hello there Tenshi! What are you doing here? OH! I see that you've FINALLY become a hunter. You do like to take your time don't you?

Tenshi: ... we became an hunter on the same day...

Ken: Kura!

*puts arm around her shoulder*

Ken: How are we today?

Kura: - -'

Tenshi: Ken!

Ken: Yes?

Tenshi: What are you doing here?

Ken: I wanted to introduce your sister to my falcon! Isn't she a beauty?

*Tenshi looks at falcon*

Tenshi: She looks the same as every other falcon, cept maybe stupider.

Ken: She? Oh no my falcon is a boy.

Tenshi: Then what are you... *looks at Kura* JACKASS!!

Ken: Temper temper.

Tenshi: How did you catch one?

Ken: Catch? Why would I do that? You can buy them. It's much easier.

Tenshi: !!! That means... THE KING TURNED YOU DOWN DIDN'T HE!!?!? AHAHAH!!

Ken: . .... no.... I just decided not to join. After all, work for someone else? I am my own boss. My own man.

Tenshi: - -'

Kura: Go away Ken... you're scaring the falcons...

Ken: I believe it was Tenshi's yelling that-

Tenshi: IT WAS NOT!

*falcons scatter*

Tenshi: ... stupid birds...

Ken: Well anyways I will leave you be. I wish you luck Tenshi and be careful;. Wild falcons DO bite.

*leaves*

Tenshi: Ha! Well I already thought of that! If a falcon bites me! I will just bite it back!

Kura: ... you're going to have a very interesting relationship with your bird...

*looks back at his traps*

Tenshi: Come on little birdies...

*a while later*

Tenshi: WHY ARE THEY NOT LANDING IN MY TRAPS

*watched the falcons resting in trees*

Tenshi:... ah haaa... so that's the trick.

*picks up the traps and starts setting them into the trees*

Tenshi: Yeessss, you genius never fails me.

Kura: ... what if the traps fall out of the tree?

Tenshi: It won't, I've tied them in place very well!

*SNAP*

Tenshi: YES! MY first catch!!!

*finds a squirrel*

Tenshi: -_-' stupid thing.. what the hell are you doing in a tree!?

Kura: That's where it lives

Tenshi: Go catch your falcon somewhere else!! You're distracting me!!

Kura: -_-'

*SNAP*

Tenshi: FALCON!!!

*finds cat*

Tenshi: -_-' %#@^&!$%#&^%@!#^&%

*a while later Tenshi is still waiting by the trees, he sees a falcon land on one of the many branches he had placed a trap on*

Tenshi: Yes... yes... just a little closer...

*The falcon looks over at the trap curiously and hops over*

Tenshi: YES.. YES!!! COME ON!!!

*the falcon steps in the trap BOOM!!!*

Tenshi: WHAT THE HELL!?!??!?

Kura: ... you put a land mine in the tree?

Tenshi: ... I almost had it too T_T...

*whoosh, whoosh, whoosh*

Tenshi: What's that?

Kura: Sounds like someone jumping threw the t-

*SNAP* *CRASH* *BANG* *THUMP*

Tenshi: I caught a falcon!!!

Kura: ... trees... Tenshi are you sure that's a falcon?

*Tenshi finds an assassin in his trap*

Tenshi: ... WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE FALCON I CAUGHT IN MY TRAP!?!?!?

*no response*

Tenshi: ANSWER ME!!!

Kura: ... I think you killed him.

Tenshi: With a trap? I wish traps killed things instantly!

Kura: Maybe he's paralyzed.

Tenshi: He stole my falcon!

Kura: ... no he didn't, he stepped in your trap!

Tenshi: A trap with my falcon! no wait.... BUAHAHAHHAHAHHA what a pimp, stepping in my trap XD.

Kura: ...

*SNAP*

Tenshi: FINALLY!!!

*runs over to another trap*

Tenshi: DAMN Kura! I caught a falcon this time!!! But it's really really tiny

*Kura comes over*

Kura: O.o... it's still a little falcon! How cute!

Tenshi: Useless

*little falcon looks up at Tenshi with great big eyes*

Falcon: O.O

Tenshi: .... mine!!!!!! *keeps the falcon*

*forgets about the assassin now that he has his falcon*

Tenshi: Now everyone has a falcon!

Kura: ... I don't...

Tenshi: ... you can keep that falcon I caught before.

Kura: ... that's an assassin!

Tenshi: ... oh yeah... well hurry and catch a falcon already! You're holding up the mission!!

Kura: yeah yeah.... *leaves*

*SNAP*

Tenshi: ... I guess I should take the other traps down now...

*throws a HUGE falcon out of a trap, setting it free*

Tenshi: Nehe... did you manage to catch a falcon yet?

Nehelenia: Well... I put the food out like I said I would, and I got a whole bunch of falcons... but they where all mean and pecking each other I was afraid one of them might bite me... I'm just waiting for them all to go till there's one left...

*mob of about 50 falcons fighting over food*

Tenshi: O.o... good idea... I wouldn't stick my hand in that either...

Atsui: Oh what a good falcon you are! Brining me something to eat! I was so famished you know.

*falcon blushes*

Tenshi: ... Kura are you done yet!?

Kura: no.

Tenshi: Why not?

Kura: I'm trying to wake up the assassin.

Tenshi: Wha? What assassin?

Kura: ... the one you caught in the trap...

Tenshi: Oh yeah... just spit on him or something, that should wake him up.

Kura: -_-'

*Tenshi spits on the assassin, who gets up*

Assassin: SICK!!!

*tries to get the spit out of his hair*

Assassin: WHAT YOU SPIT ON ME FOR!?!?

Tenshi: It was just trying to wake you up, you stepped in a trap while you where jumping around in the trees.

Assassin: ... who was stupid enough to put a trap in a tree!?

Tenshi: It was Kura, I saw her do it.

Assassin: -_-' Kura hu?

*turns to Kura*

Assassin: Idiot! *leaves*

*Tenshi bursts out laughing*

Tenshi: Did you see that!?!? An assassin with BUNNY EARS!!! That is so fag like.

Kura: ...

Tenshi: and he actually believe me XD He's just as stupid as he looks!

Kura: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!?!?!? HE WAS SO CUTE!!! NOW HE HATES ME AND THINKS I'M STUPID!!! T_T

Tenshi: ... O.o? Cute? You think he's cute? You never think anyone's cute! Not even me!

Kura: ... cute? Who said I thought he was cute? *looks away like she hadn't said anything* Where's that falcon I saw around here?

*Kura spots a falcon, on the branch of a tree, she fires an arrow, splitting the branch in half, the falcons foot getting caught in the split branch, unable to fly away*

Tenshi: ... you could have just TOLD me what the easy way was to catch a falcon!!

Kura: It was more fun watching you play with the traps.

Tenshi: ... *smiles evilly* So that means it WAS your fault the assassin got caught! It could have all be avoided. It's all you're fault.

*Kura hangs her head*

Kura: He probably hates me...

Tenshi: Yip! Probably hates you a lot!

Kura: *sniff*

Tenshi: He's probably thinking to himself. Oh that Kura, what an annoying person, it's all her fault I hate her, it's definitely not Tenshi's, no he can sleep with a clean conscience knowing it was all a chain event started by Kura

Kura: So what? What do I need a boyfriend for anyways

*Nehelenia runs up to Tenshi with her falcon hugging him*

Nehelenia: I caught one Tenshi! I caught one! This is so wonderful we work for the king again!

Tenshi: Good for you Nehe! I knew you could do it.

Nehelenia: I can do anything with you there to back me up ^^

Kura: ...

*later, everyone finally has a falcon, even Ling, they return to the palace*

King: Well... you do meet the requirements.

Tenshi: So that you'll take us back?

King: Of course Tenshi, you may once again be the leader of the Holy Hunters, who where, once before called the Holy Archers. I hope you will serve me as well as you have always.

Tenshi: Do not worry Sire! I will serve your every wish!

King: I'm glad to see you so inthuseastic about it. Now, why not go to the breffing room to meet the new members?

Tenshi: O.O!!!???? New members!?!?!? What new members??