Chapter 3- Arcade Mario brother mayhem : D

Mario and Luigi walked to an Arcade with a help wanted sign. "Yay-a! A pefect job for-a my talents!" Mario exclaimed. "But-a the kiddies love-a me-a too!" Luigi shot back at Mario. "Just-a because you have million-a games doesn't  mean-a they-a hate me!" "Luigi-a, shut-a up. You-a only have-a one-a game, and-a you're-a to afraid-a to even-a play it." Mario said.  They walked into the arcade (Luigi was still really mad at Mario for pointing out earlier that young Link would play Luigi's mansion and Luigi would be hiding under the covers of his bed) and walked into the office. "We-a want a job here, so-a  we-a a are-a here." Luigi told a man at a desk. "Whatever. Put these on and walk around," a man who was fatter than Mario said, taking a huge bite of the Donut he was eating. Mario and Luigi got on the employees costumes and did just what the man said. Luigi began helping with the laser tag and Mario was at the desk. In the big laser tag room, Luigi waited. Some kids entered. "Hi-a! I'm-a Luigi, and-a I'm-a here to help-a you and tell you the rules." Luigi said. "First-a you put-a on the laser vest-" "What happens if we get shot?" a kid asked. "I'm-a not at-a that part-a yet. Now first-a, you put-a on the laser vest-" "What happens if we get shot?" the kid asked again. "You throw up-a, give-a a weak-a grin, and-a die. Now-a, you put-a on-" "I don't like throwing up. Do I hafta die?" "No-a. I was-a just-a kidding. Now-a, You put-a on the-" "What happens if we get shot?" the kid asked again.

Meanwhile, Mario was having a great time with kids and playing with them until a little 5 year old brat named Ryan showed up. "I'm hungrey. I wanna eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaattttt!" Ryan whined. "Sure-a. There's a food-a court over there-a, little-a one," Mario told him. Ryan suddenly reached up and grabbed Mario's hat. "Hey-a!" Mario yelled. "Look at me. I'm that fat, short guy over there! I-a smell like-a pizza. I'm a dork-a. Help-a me. I'm-a too short-a to-a play-a a game. Help-a." Ryan yelled. "Hey-a. That's-a not-a funny, kid." Mario said. He suddenly had a flashback of when he was little.

Flashback:"Ha ha. He's too short to play tag!" yelled a kid. "What a dweeb. He talks like-a this-a! Dork!" yelled another one. "He's too short to do ANYTHING," Yelled the tallest of them. He suddenly grabbed an 8 year old Mario's hat. "Hey-a! give it-a back-a!" Mario yelled. He tried to jump up to get his hat back. "HA HA!" end flashback.

Mario opened his eyes. Ryan was still making fun of him. "GIVE ME BACK MY HAT!!!!!" Mario yelled. He began running after Ryan at full speed. "AHHH!" Ryan yelled. "HE CAN RUN FAST!" And the chase was on.

Back at Laser tag, Luigi was running thru the maze at full speed, dodging lasers and shooting them at the kids who were in there with his laser zapper. "They-a will-a not cath-a 007: Agent Luigi Mario!!" he thought. He zapped another kid and hid behind some fake rocks. Now there was only him and one guy left in the game. Suddenly he felt his laser vest vibrate. "NOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Luigi yelled. The other kid shot his laser vest and the game was over.

Mario, meanwhile, was chasing Ryan thru the fun pipes, growling and crawling as fast as he could. "AHHH! Helpme mommydaddyhesgonnaeatme!" Ryan yelled. He jumped down a slide. Mario chased after him and caught him by the leg. "Helpmemommy! AHHHHHH" "Yes-a!" Mario had his cap back. "Now-a! You are going to-a have to learn-a some manners! Into the kiddie jail-a with-a you!" Mario grabbed him and started to pull him towards  the fenced in place where kids in the arcade didn't behave had to stay there for the rest of the day. "WHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Ryan cried. "MARIO MARIO! IS THAT LITTLE BOY CRYING?!?" Mario heard a familiar voice yell. "Peach-a!" Mario exclaimed. "Yes its me, and I'm ashamed of you!" Peach said, and in a flash, she was over there and grabbed Ryan by the hand. "You made him cry! Why, I never-" "But-a Peachykins, he is-a a brat-a!" "I always knew that you wanted a job in an arcade, but you're treating them as if they're all BRATS!??! I will not allow this in my arcade!" "YOUR ARCA-" Mario looked at the sign near the counter and gulped. PEACH'S ARCADE, KIDDIE'S WELCOME! Mario and Luigi flew out of the arcade and landed in the parking lot.