Alucard, Seras, and a Stolen Telephone
By: GodOfTheWired
Author's Notes: Wooo.. quite an unexpected turnout of reviews from the Hellsing section! We're close to breaking the amount I got for Holy Modem! ^_^ Well time for a new chapter, so here we go. Although this is more of a little side story fun.
Side-Story: Running from the law and the joys of the Matrix
Integra kicked open the door in a rage, pointing her gun at Alucard as he grabbed Seras. She fired off a round aimed for the vampire's head, but growled in anger when she realized he had already teleported away with his little apprentice. She smiled suddenly though.
'Alucard thinks he can hide from me.. but I know where he'd go. There's only so many places after all...'
Integra rushed out of the room, her gun still in her hand with her finger still tightening around that trigger. She dashed up the stairs quickly, thinking as Alucard would in such a situation.
'Alucard would expect me to search outside for him, but I know exactly where he went. The one place he thinks I wouldn't bother to look...'
~~~
"Ummm... Master... are you sure it's safe in here?"
"Of course, police girl. Integra would never think to look here."
"If you're sure Master..."
"Trust me, police girl.. now who should we call next?"
Alucard stopped when he heard the sounds of furious footsteps. He glanced out from the crack he had left open to see Integra kick in the door to her room. She stormed in, walked to her desk and checked under it. She then stood and pointed her gun at the doors of her closet.
"I know you're in there Alucard... you too Seras Victoria."
Seras gulped behind Alucard as they stood in Integra's closet.
"Master.. I thought she wouldn't look in here!"
"I suppose I was wrong, police girl! We better start running! HAHAHA!"
Alucard bolted out of the closet, laughing maniacally as he dragged Seras Victoria behind him. He ran out into the hall as bullets flew at him. He quickly ran into another room in the same hall, followed by Seras and then by a deranged Integra. He exited from the room on the far right end of the hallway and ran into the room across from it, still followed by the same trail. The door closest to the stairs suddenly flung open, as Seras ran out shrieking, followed by an also shrieking Integra, who was being chased by Alucard who was now wielding Integra's gun. However, the trio skidded to a stop as Integra snatched the gun from Alucard's hands and continued her pursuit. Alucard and Seras quickly dashed to the room and the far right end of the hall and entered it, Seras putting her weight into the door to keep Integra out. Alucard merely continued laughing.
"My goodness that was classic, police girl!"
"Wait a minute Master.. didn't we come out of this room earlier? But there's no other doors in here so how did we get in?"
"No time to think about it, police girl. Step away from the door and let Master in. I have a plan.."
Seras gulped nervously before stepping away. The moment her body left the area, the door was kicked open by a furious Integra. She looked as though she could take on Alucard's hellhound form with one arm behind her back as her eyes seemed to reflect the fires of Hell itself. Alucard simply reached out with his gloved hand and grasped the mighty and furious Integra Hellsing by the nose. He held it between two fingers as Integra struggled to get away. She brought up her free hand and batted Alucard's hand downward, only to watch as it spun in a circle and crack her on top of the head. Integra merely groaned as she fell to the ground, clearly dizzy by the dementia induced by Alucard's antics. Alucard laughed and turned to Seras before poking the police girl in the eyes.
"OWW! Master! What was that for?!"
"...Sorry, police girl. Force of habit. Now let's head back downstairs so that we can get to work on who we shall call next."
"Can we really leave Sir Integra sitting there like that?"
"Don't worry about her, police girl. She'll be back to trying to kill me in an hour or so."
~~~
And now, let us cut to Walter and Pip... waiting for their escape from this reality. ^_^
~~~
Walter stood next to Pip as they braced the cold wind. They had been standing outside for almost 2 hours now and they had yet to see any sign of the Matrix. Walter sighed and was turning to leave when suddenly a car began rolling slowly towards them. Pip ran his hands up and down his arms as he caught sight of the vehicle.
"About bloody damn time!"
The black car pulled up and the passenger side window rolled down. Walter and Pip looked at one another, then back to the car as a gloved hand reached out and motioned for them to approach. They walked towards the car slowly as the door opened and the hand shot out, grabbing them and pulling them in quickly. Walter never even got to see the person that had pulled them in as he passed out.
***
Walter got up slowly, shaking his head from side to side. He managed to get the cobwebs out of his head as he glanced around his surroundings. Everything was... white. The entire room was void of anything but the color white. No furniture of any kind either... just... white.
"'bout time ya got up."
"Pip?"
Walter turned around to find the young man looking down at him and eating what appeared to be a chunk of beef jerky.
"Where are we?"
"We're in the Matrix."
"The Matrix? Really?"
"Yeah.. check this out."
Pip helped Walter up and looked up at the ceiling of white.
"Beef jerky!"
Rows of beef jerky suddenly seemed to slide in front of them. Walter merely gaped at this amazing site.
"So.. we can just ask for anything and it will appear?"
"Seems that way.."
"...Steel wires!"
Walter felt as though he were in heaven as he looked up and down the aisles of wires. Pip quickly broke into this small piece of heaven.
"That's boring... Asian porn stars!"
The two waited as nothing seemed to happen.
"Did you not hear me? I said ASIAN PORN STARS!"
They continued to wait as nothing continued to happen. Pip frowned before sitting down.
"So Walter.. how do we get out of here?"
"Am I supposed to know?"
"........ohhhh boy.."
~~~
Alexander Anderson looked up at the place before him. He growled under his breath as he looked up at the location the address he had received led him to. The Pink Pussy-Cat was an infamous sex toy store and something Anderson had been planning on burning to the ground for years now. He turned around and stomped back to the car he had taken with him. He was going to get that phone number traced... he would get to the bottom of this.
~~~
Next time: My goodness! Walter and Pip are stuck in the Matrix as Alucard and Seras continue their reign of terror!... well mostly Alucard's. And now Anderson is dead set on finding who called him... and on making that person dead. Find out what happens next time on The Hellsing Bunch. This is the story.. of an undead named Alucard. And the police girl that he constant-ly torturesssss.
By: GodOfTheWired
Author's Notes: Wooo.. quite an unexpected turnout of reviews from the Hellsing section! We're close to breaking the amount I got for Holy Modem! ^_^ Well time for a new chapter, so here we go. Although this is more of a little side story fun.
Side-Story: Running from the law and the joys of the Matrix
Integra kicked open the door in a rage, pointing her gun at Alucard as he grabbed Seras. She fired off a round aimed for the vampire's head, but growled in anger when she realized he had already teleported away with his little apprentice. She smiled suddenly though.
'Alucard thinks he can hide from me.. but I know where he'd go. There's only so many places after all...'
Integra rushed out of the room, her gun still in her hand with her finger still tightening around that trigger. She dashed up the stairs quickly, thinking as Alucard would in such a situation.
'Alucard would expect me to search outside for him, but I know exactly where he went. The one place he thinks I wouldn't bother to look...'
~~~
"Ummm... Master... are you sure it's safe in here?"
"Of course, police girl. Integra would never think to look here."
"If you're sure Master..."
"Trust me, police girl.. now who should we call next?"
Alucard stopped when he heard the sounds of furious footsteps. He glanced out from the crack he had left open to see Integra kick in the door to her room. She stormed in, walked to her desk and checked under it. She then stood and pointed her gun at the doors of her closet.
"I know you're in there Alucard... you too Seras Victoria."
Seras gulped behind Alucard as they stood in Integra's closet.
"Master.. I thought she wouldn't look in here!"
"I suppose I was wrong, police girl! We better start running! HAHAHA!"
Alucard bolted out of the closet, laughing maniacally as he dragged Seras Victoria behind him. He ran out into the hall as bullets flew at him. He quickly ran into another room in the same hall, followed by Seras and then by a deranged Integra. He exited from the room on the far right end of the hallway and ran into the room across from it, still followed by the same trail. The door closest to the stairs suddenly flung open, as Seras ran out shrieking, followed by an also shrieking Integra, who was being chased by Alucard who was now wielding Integra's gun. However, the trio skidded to a stop as Integra snatched the gun from Alucard's hands and continued her pursuit. Alucard and Seras quickly dashed to the room and the far right end of the hall and entered it, Seras putting her weight into the door to keep Integra out. Alucard merely continued laughing.
"My goodness that was classic, police girl!"
"Wait a minute Master.. didn't we come out of this room earlier? But there's no other doors in here so how did we get in?"
"No time to think about it, police girl. Step away from the door and let Master in. I have a plan.."
Seras gulped nervously before stepping away. The moment her body left the area, the door was kicked open by a furious Integra. She looked as though she could take on Alucard's hellhound form with one arm behind her back as her eyes seemed to reflect the fires of Hell itself. Alucard simply reached out with his gloved hand and grasped the mighty and furious Integra Hellsing by the nose. He held it between two fingers as Integra struggled to get away. She brought up her free hand and batted Alucard's hand downward, only to watch as it spun in a circle and crack her on top of the head. Integra merely groaned as she fell to the ground, clearly dizzy by the dementia induced by Alucard's antics. Alucard laughed and turned to Seras before poking the police girl in the eyes.
"OWW! Master! What was that for?!"
"...Sorry, police girl. Force of habit. Now let's head back downstairs so that we can get to work on who we shall call next."
"Can we really leave Sir Integra sitting there like that?"
"Don't worry about her, police girl. She'll be back to trying to kill me in an hour or so."
~~~
And now, let us cut to Walter and Pip... waiting for their escape from this reality. ^_^
~~~
Walter stood next to Pip as they braced the cold wind. They had been standing outside for almost 2 hours now and they had yet to see any sign of the Matrix. Walter sighed and was turning to leave when suddenly a car began rolling slowly towards them. Pip ran his hands up and down his arms as he caught sight of the vehicle.
"About bloody damn time!"
The black car pulled up and the passenger side window rolled down. Walter and Pip looked at one another, then back to the car as a gloved hand reached out and motioned for them to approach. They walked towards the car slowly as the door opened and the hand shot out, grabbing them and pulling them in quickly. Walter never even got to see the person that had pulled them in as he passed out.
***
Walter got up slowly, shaking his head from side to side. He managed to get the cobwebs out of his head as he glanced around his surroundings. Everything was... white. The entire room was void of anything but the color white. No furniture of any kind either... just... white.
"'bout time ya got up."
"Pip?"
Walter turned around to find the young man looking down at him and eating what appeared to be a chunk of beef jerky.
"Where are we?"
"We're in the Matrix."
"The Matrix? Really?"
"Yeah.. check this out."
Pip helped Walter up and looked up at the ceiling of white.
"Beef jerky!"
Rows of beef jerky suddenly seemed to slide in front of them. Walter merely gaped at this amazing site.
"So.. we can just ask for anything and it will appear?"
"Seems that way.."
"...Steel wires!"
Walter felt as though he were in heaven as he looked up and down the aisles of wires. Pip quickly broke into this small piece of heaven.
"That's boring... Asian porn stars!"
The two waited as nothing seemed to happen.
"Did you not hear me? I said ASIAN PORN STARS!"
They continued to wait as nothing continued to happen. Pip frowned before sitting down.
"So Walter.. how do we get out of here?"
"Am I supposed to know?"
"........ohhhh boy.."
~~~
Alexander Anderson looked up at the place before him. He growled under his breath as he looked up at the location the address he had received led him to. The Pink Pussy-Cat was an infamous sex toy store and something Anderson had been planning on burning to the ground for years now. He turned around and stomped back to the car he had taken with him. He was going to get that phone number traced... he would get to the bottom of this.
~~~
Next time: My goodness! Walter and Pip are stuck in the Matrix as Alucard and Seras continue their reign of terror!... well mostly Alucard's. And now Anderson is dead set on finding who called him... and on making that person dead. Find out what happens next time on The Hellsing Bunch. This is the story.. of an undead named Alucard. And the police girl that he constant-ly torturesssss.
