Da surprise party! WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!

Link, Marth and Roy opened the door to their condo. The lights were off. Marth turned the lights on and……….

"SUPRRIIIIIIIISE!!!!"

A ton of people jumped out from hiding places. The whole smash gang was there, and even some people they didn't know.

Link, totally surprised and not knowing what the heck was going on, yelled, "AAAAUUUGGHHHHH!!!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?!?"

"It's a surprise party. For you guys. We loved the gig and wanted to congratulate you," Fox explained. "AND we brought over some of your, um, fans."

"I thought that was greater than "Princess Mononoke!" Onebangedpilot yelled. "Dude, what the heck is "Princess Mononookee?" Linkdude asked. "It's an anime` film. There's this Princess in midieval Japan who-" "I get the idea." "That was better than The Godfather part two!" added Godfather Richsono. "I-a liked it-a too." Mario said. "YOU?!? YOU OWE ME THE 500 YOU 'BOROWWED' FROM ME AT THE OSCAR HASENFELTER ARCADE!!!!!!" Godfather Richsono yelled, pointing at Mario. "Dude, what the heck is the Oscar hasenfelter arcade?" Linkdude asked. "Never mind that. GET 'EM, GINO!!!" Godfather Richsono yelled. In an instant a huge man grabbed Mario.

"Pay up." Godfather Richsono said.

"OK-a, I-a will-a----I-a think," Mario said sweating.

Mario reached into his pocket and pulled out a 500 dollar bill.

"Dude, they still make those?!?" Linkdude asked.

"No." Rexcon said.

And so the party started.

"I GOT THE SODAS!!!" yelled Ganondorf.

"I GOT THE CAKE FOR LINK!!!" yelled Zelda.

"Link with a 'dude' on the end?" Linkdude asked hopefully.

"No."

"Crudmonkeys. I GOT THE TACO'S!!!!!!!" yelled Linkdude.

"Taco's?!?" everybody said in unison.

"I like tacos."

Everybody fell over anime` style.

"I GOT THE ANIME` FLICKS!!!" yelled Onebangedpilot.

"I-A GOT-A THE PEPPERONI PIZZA!!!" yelled Luigi.

"WE GOT THE LEMONADE!!!" yelled Ness, Kirby and Young Link.

"I GOT THE-uh, what did I get?" Captain Falcon asked himself.

"I GOT THE CHEESY OLD MONSTER MOVIES!!!" yelled Godfather Richsono.

"I GOT-hic-GOT-hic-GOT-hic-the-hic-HICCUPS!!!" yelled Yoshi.

And that was it with the gots.

Everyone ate and drank and watched cheesy old monster movies and anime` flicks until one unfortunate thing happened:

"Ugh. I feel sick." Said young Link.

"Pills!" said doctor Mario.

"Castor oil!" said his nurse.

"Pizza!" said the lady with the alligator purse.

"Hey, who asked you, anyway?" said Linkdude.

"Apparently nobody," chortled Rexcon.

"BBLLLUUUAAGGHH!!!" Young Link threw up all over the floor.

"Yuck! Too late." Said Linkdude.

And the party went late into the night. Then everybody went back home.

"Wow! That was great." Roy said.

"Yeah. Our fans were kinda weird, but cool." Marth added.

"And that guy who looked just like me liked tacos a LOT…….I'm glad we didn't tell him there were frozen tacos in the freezer." Link told his friends.

And then they crawled into their beds and fell asleep.

Next chaptah: Do you want to see Ganondorf, Bowser and Captain Falcon go work at Mc donalds? You DO? YAY!!!!!!!

Audience: Yayyyyyy……..