Chaptah 8!!!!!!
Captain Falcon, Bowser and Ganondorf walked to Mc donalds.
"Why did we come here in the first place?" Ganondorf asked.
"HE wash hungry." answered Bowser. "Truthfully, I don't shee how thesh people can eat shtuff like that."
"Allright hamburgers, SHOW ME YA MOVES!!!" Captain Falcon yelled.
"We're getting a job first." Ganondorf said.
They walked into Mcdonalds and went to the manager.
"Any experience?" the manager asked.
"No."
"Any social problems?"
"Yes."
"Are you honestly listening to me?"
"No."
"You're hired," the manager said.
Ganondorf went to working at the cash register, Captain Falcon went to the window where you get yer food, and Bowser went to flipping hamburger patties.
Eveything was doing fine until one little kid came in………
…that's right, one little kid…….
…..one VERY spoiled, bratty kid with a serious attitude problem………
…..RYAN. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!
"Are you the guy that says 'can I take your order?'" asked Ryan.
"Yep, I sure am. And don't ask about it, please. I hate doing this." Ganondorf said.
"You do?"
"Yes."
"You do?"
"Yes?"
"You do?"
"YYYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!! I HATE IT!!!! HATE IT SO MUCH!!!!!! I HATE IIIITTTTTT!!!!!!" Ganondorf yelled.
"……"
"Ahh, that's bette-"
"You do?"
"AAAAUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!"
Sitting at a table in Mc donalds at the time were three very reconizable people…….
"Did you just hear a scream?" Onebangedpilot asked.
Linkdude and Sindel looked at Onebangedpilot.
"Yeah." Linkdude said. "Yuh know, I don't know why Mc donalds doesn't make tacos. Taco bell makes tacos. Jack in the box makes tacos."
"Linkdude, stop with the taco routine." Sindel told him.
"Okay, okay."
"Man, I think that hambugers are a little better than ta-" Onebangedpilot started to say. But Sindel and Linkdude had both opend their eyes really wide.
"What?"
"Uh….dude…..uh…"
"What is it, Linkdude?"
"Uh…..One…..banged….p-pi…."
"What, Sindel?"
"Duck." Sindel said.
"Duck? Where?" Onebangedpilot asked.
"No, DUCK, DUCK!!!!" Linkdude yelled, and pulled Onebangedpilot down just in time. But Sindel was right in the seat in front of Onebangedpilot and……
SPLAT.
A fresh, hot hamburger hit Sindel square in the mouth.
"Whoa, Sindel, are you okay?" Onebangedpilot asked. Sindel removed the hamburger to speak.
"Hey, cool. It's not everyday you get beaned in the mouth with a free sandwich." Sindel said with a huge grin.
Two more hamburgers landed on the table.
"WHOA." Linkdude exclaimed. "Free burgers!"
"Hey, this is a lucky day!" Onebangedpilot said as he bit into one.
"Man, if this is REALLY a lucky day, Ronald Mc donald gets beaten up by Speedy, the origanal mickey D's mascot." Linkdude said.
Four more hot, fresh hamburgers flew into the air. One of them landed on another table, the rest either hit the ground or another customer.
"Hey, what gives?" Sindel asked.
Ganondorf had begun throwing hamburgers at Ryan, who was running all over the place. Soon, a food fight started. Ganondorf grabbed Ryan and dumped him in a vat of ketchup.
"HERE YOU GO, SMALL FRY!!!!!" Ganondorf yelled. (cheesy joke alert!!)
Ryan yelled and cried and squirmed.
Meanwhile, Bowser was cooking hamburger patties in all their greasy glory.
"Lalala….one patty goesh here and……darn, I think I need to turn the burnersh…." Bowser said.
He turned on the burners high and they wouldn't get hotter.
"Darn…well, nuttun' a a little fire breath can't do…."
Bowser breathed fire onto the greasy burner and it caught fire.
"HELP! AHHHHHH!" Bowser made a scream like a little girl and ran to get every one out of Micky d's.
A few minuetes later everyone was out and the whole building had caught fire.
"YOU GUYS ARE FIRED!!!!!" the boss yelled.
"You are too." said Captain Facon.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?"
"Nothing."
Well, was that good? You want to see Samus and Zelda work at Taco bell? You DO? YAAAAYYYY!!!! Mmmm, tacos…….
