"We are NOT working at taco bell." "We ARE, Samus! It's the only place we can go!" "We are NOT!!!"
Saumus and Zelda were in front of the local taco bell, obviously argueing. "We AREN'T!" "WE ARE!!!!!"
5 minutes later…….
They got the job.
"God, I can't BELIEVE this." Samus muttered as a car rolled up to the speaking box thingie.
"Hi. Welcome to taco bell. May I take yer order." Samus said tonelessly. "Samus Baby! Is that YOU?" The voice said. Samus's stomach lurched. It was Captain FALCON!!!!!!
"Oh god. Go away. Im not-" "I'll order three smooches to go, please!" Captain falcon said thru the speaky-thingie. "GO AWAY!!!!!" Samus yelled. "THIS IS MY JOB!!!! YOU ARE NOT! I repeat NOT!!! GOING TO MESS IT UP!" "Litsen, sam, you gotta just accept ya feelings! Go with the flow! Accept ma loooooven! Come on!" "GO-AWAY!!!!!!!! You-"
Meanwhile, Zelda was at the counter, when a certain someone in a blue pinstripe suit walked up.
"Excuse me? I need 500 tacos." Godfather Richsono said. "Um, what?" Zelda asked. "500 tacos." Godfather Richsono repeated. "You REALLY aren't going to eat all those tacos?" Zelda asked. "Nope. They are." Godfather Richsono said, pointing to two people that were at a table with two others.
"600 TACOS!!!!!" Linkdude yelled. "Hotsauce COVERED!!!!!" Yelled Rexicon. "Guys, give the lady a BREAK," Onebangedpilot said. "Yeah, I mean, that is a lot of tacos," Sindel told them. "Oh? And what'll you guys have, hamburgers?" Asked Rexicon sarcastically. Linkdude, Onebangedpilot, and Sindel immedietly began contorting their faces into ones with unspeakable laughter. Soda shot out of Linkdude's nose and they began cracking up.
"Uh….Guys? Was it something I said?" Rexicon asked.
Meanwhile……..
"Please, Samus, we do NOT use swear words at customers," The manager said, as he desperatley tried to pull Samus away from the microphone. "YOU @#$@$%^#$^#$&$*(!@$#$%%&$!!!!$%^#!!!$%^&$#@!!!!!!" Samus screamed. "Now really, babe, that's no way to talk to your sugar-lovin'." Captain Falcon said in an innocent voice thru the microphone. "AAGGGGHHHH!" Samus screamed.
Meanwhile, at the counter, someone walked into taco bell…..
RYAN.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
"I wanna choco taco." Ryan said to Zelda. "That's 99 cents, little guy," Zelda told him.
At the table….
Linkdude looked up from his mound of tacos. "Hey Godfather, it was really nice of your friend to buy us lunch." "Oh! Yeah, he's a really nice guy. Really nice…."
At thehideout spot thingie…….
Gino waved a piece of paper in Mario's face. "See this? This a bill from Taco bell. Yer gonna pay it, right?" "Mmmm. MMmmm hmmmm," Mario mumbled thru his gag. "Good." Gino said.
Back at taco bell…..
Linkdude looked up from his mound of tacos again and saw Ryan. "ACKKK!" He yelled. "What is it, Linkdude?" Sindel asked. Then Sindel saw Ryan. "AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" "What, guys?" Onebangedpilot asked. Then onebangedpilot saw Ryan. "AHHHHH!" "CURSE OF THE BRATTY LITTLE KID!!!!!!!!" Linkdude yelled, and he held on to his hat and ran screaming down the street. Sindel and Onebangedpilot followed. "Whats with them?" asked Rexicon. "I Dunn-" but before Godfather Richsono finished his sentence, Linkdude grabbed them both and dragged them out of taco bell.
"Whats with them?" asked Zelda.
Did ya like that??? Don't worry, it ended with whats with them for a good reason in the next chapter WITH- THE MAROON JACK O LANTERNS!!!! YAY!!!!!
A little note: I am really sorry about the late chapter. The first copy of this got deleted somehow, and I know everyone's been waiting a long, LONG time. Enjoy!
-Linkdude
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