SSJ V: Hello guys! ^_____^! I'll be making up this chapter as I go along,
but I thought I'd give you a timeline of things, just to let you know
what's happening in the Star Wars Summer School Universe!
BF/JF/ZW/Other hunters houses meeting once a week, except during the trip.
Contest
Trip
There ya go, now you all know what's going on 'till the end of the summer, with a few little twists and turns of my own fabrication. I need a better plot line for year two, I think, eh?
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One Week Later. . .
"This Bites." Destiny-Jade growled, dipping the mop back into the bucket.
"You're telling me." Katt grumbled.
"Come on guys, its not that bad." Leca told her detention mates.
"This is your fault to begin with." DT said, glaring at her.
"Hey, it's not ALL my . . . hm, nope, you're right."
*Flashback to four days ago*
Destiny-Jade, Katt, Marian Blond, Z-Chan, Chinow, Leca, SSJ V, Boba and DT walked out into the middle of the lunch room.
"Trust me guys, I have a fool proof money making plan!" Leca grinned. "Watch the master. TAPES OF DARTH VADER PUTTING ON BEAUTY CREAM!"
"WHAT?!?" SSJ V yelled. "Are you frigging daft, you mental reject?"
Chinow looked over her shoulder. "Get down from there before-"
*Inhale, exhale*
"Uh oh." Boba muttered.
"Minor understatement there, methinks." Marian assured him.
*Present*
"So I'm not the most brilliant person in the world, at least I'm not the one trying to skate across the floor with sponges strapped to my feat." Leca reminded them.
"Hey, if Pippi Longstocking can do it, so can I!" SSJ V defended, tying the last knot and wobbling to her feat.
"Alright, but when you crash and put yourself into a coma, I'll still laugh and say I told you so." Z-Chan informed her.
"A) doesn't it defeat the purpose of talking to me if I'm in a coma? And B) I have figured out how to at least levitate, so falling isn't very likely." SSJ V said.
"I wouldn't call that levitating, more like waving your arms faster than most people can, and didn't you forget how to do it for five minutes as you fell off the roof, dragging ME with you?" Fett grumbled.
". . . I'll call you curly if you keep doing that." Leca growled at him.
"Doing what?"
"Using common sense, I thought I told you that any voice of reason for the duration of summer vacation is automatically classified as evil."
"I've gotten used to tuning you out." He notified her.
"Hey!" SSJ V shouted, "Its work- AHH!" *CRUNCH*
"There goes the door." Katt sighed as Destiny-Jade began announcing the scene.
"OH and Episode one Anakin goes down, and is quickly followed by Episode two Ani- Qui Gon sees the sliding girl and runs in for the tackle, but trips over Jar-Jar who knocks into C 3P0, sending him down about five hundred flights of stairs, and the Saya-Nadian is still going- ouch, I bet Sidious will finally see a dentist after that one- she's been spotted by Darth Maul who looks like he's going to ignore her and walk quickly in the other direction, and here come Han and Luke, and it seems that Han is laughing to hard to do anything, so Luke is in and- AH, HE'S DONE IT! It looks like he broke a few bones in the process, but, er. . . That's beside the point!"
"EW, pretty boy germs!" SSJ V shrieked, scrambling away and starting yet another avalanche of people and otherwise walking and or rolling objects.
"How about we ignore her and pretend we don't know what happened?" Chinow suggested.
"Second that."
"Alrighty then."
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"NOT THE STAIRS!" SSJ V yelled, covering her eyes for a moment . . . or two . . . or- wait; shouldn't she have hit the stairs by now? She opened her eyes and raised an eyebrow. This didn't seem quite right...
R2 D2 and C3PO came walking/ rolling up. "Oh dear, R2, look, it's a child!"
"Yo, it's teenager for your information, now what's going on?"
"Why, we're being attacked by the imperials! Now come along, we've got to escape!"
"Oh.... K..."
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"Um, guys? Hasn't SSJ V been gone for a fairly long time?" Destiny Jade asked.
"You're right," Chinow agreed, "and did anyone see where mini Fett went?"
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OK, when did the temple start taking furniture tips from me? Boba wondered, looking around. This all looked like the interior of the Slave I...
He wheeled around and ran smack dab into the barrel of a blaster pointed at his head, being held by- an older version of SSJ V?
"THE HECK?!?"
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"Say that again?" Zam asked, blinking.
"I mean," Mon Mothma explained, "that with this year's group we rushed bringing them into this dimension, so their presences here are unstable."
"So you're saying that they could just zap back into their own dimension or something?"
"Not quite Wes." Mothma corrected. "They would 'zap' into an important time with people who concerned their own futures. We already have two students who have been involved with this possibly dangerous affair, and all of the first years who will build their futures in the Star Wars Universe may be affected too, which we know, thanks to the Jedi masters will be- all of them.
Mental note, Mon Mothma thought eyeing the armored hunters uneasily, Do NOT mention which two students.
"Well OK, knowing that is great, but stopping it is better- unless their who I think they are- what if we accidentally let those two slip away, and save the other ones?" Bossk asked, managing to finally annoy Boba, who had by process of elimination already discovered who both of the students were, into whacking him across the head with his blaster. Hey, that was more fun than he thought; he would have to use it more often on stupid and irritating people.
"Er, ya or not." Obi Wan rolled his eyes. "But how DO we stop it?"
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SSJ V was MAD. She spent two WHOLE hours whacking a Jawa with C3P0's detached arm, yelling at it to take her to an intelligent person, and now she saw Luke Skywalker walking up? What kind of and idiot associates the words 'intelligent' and 'Luke Skywalker' with one another?
Wait, why was Luke Skywalker here anyway? More importantly, why was SHE here? Ah well, if she had read her books right, Boba Fett should have his camera set just behind a few rocks over there a little while before Owen and co. get toasted, and even if it was the Fett from the movies, she would rather be there then with Skywalker- all she had to do was convince Luke to take R2, 3PO and her to work for them! Alright now, how?
Luke walked up to where SSJ V was standing. "Wow! Uncle Owen! Look at this one; it must be a REALLY advanced model!" Luke exclaimed.
Wow, for once someone ELSE'S stupidity is working to MY advantage! SSJ V thought with a smirk.
"Ya probably cost an arm and a leg too. Keep movin' Luke." Owen instructed.
"Not true!" SSJ V shot back. "I'm a three for one deal! Take me off the Jawa's hands, and they'll give you two others for free!" She smiled and the Jawas behind her nodded and made the motion for Luke to take her FAR AWAY from them.
"Well can't say so to that." Luke laughed. (A/N: I have NOTHING against Luke, but he's just so fun to laugh at!)
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This dimension's Boba Fett (older one, now known as Fett #1) worked on setting up his video camera behind the rocks (in the books there was a pretty cool reason- I just can't remember what it is). That girl, a machine? The kid must have stones in his head- machines aren't that insane looking, except for that one time. This kid must have an agenda to accomplish... but... didn't she look like someone he knew? Alright, he was done; he just hoped SSJ V hadn't destroyed his ship- setting the milk on fire was only excusable once.
How do you set milk on fire anyway?
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"Wait, wait, wait, you're saying that you're my partner's past and alternate dimensional self?" Older SSJ V (now known as SSJ V #1) stared expectantly at younger Boba Fett (now known as Boba Fett #2).
"Uh, ya?" He answered.
"Eh, good enough. I'll go tell him- you- ah, I HATE it when there are two yous! Anyway, I'm telling him that we need to look for- who?"
"You at about my age."
"OK, I'll go tell you to look for me. Don't even say it."
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What the- I've got a plot? When did this happen? MWAHAHAHA, Oh, and I think I'll suck a few more people into the future Star Wars dimension. This was rather confusing, eh?
Boba: 0.O Just a bit I think...
Lots O' Laughs,
B& SSJ V
BF/JF/ZW/Other hunters houses meeting once a week, except during the trip.
Contest
Trip
There ya go, now you all know what's going on 'till the end of the summer, with a few little twists and turns of my own fabrication. I need a better plot line for year two, I think, eh?
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One Week Later. . .
"This Bites." Destiny-Jade growled, dipping the mop back into the bucket.
"You're telling me." Katt grumbled.
"Come on guys, its not that bad." Leca told her detention mates.
"This is your fault to begin with." DT said, glaring at her.
"Hey, it's not ALL my . . . hm, nope, you're right."
*Flashback to four days ago*
Destiny-Jade, Katt, Marian Blond, Z-Chan, Chinow, Leca, SSJ V, Boba and DT walked out into the middle of the lunch room.
"Trust me guys, I have a fool proof money making plan!" Leca grinned. "Watch the master. TAPES OF DARTH VADER PUTTING ON BEAUTY CREAM!"
"WHAT?!?" SSJ V yelled. "Are you frigging daft, you mental reject?"
Chinow looked over her shoulder. "Get down from there before-"
*Inhale, exhale*
"Uh oh." Boba muttered.
"Minor understatement there, methinks." Marian assured him.
*Present*
"So I'm not the most brilliant person in the world, at least I'm not the one trying to skate across the floor with sponges strapped to my feat." Leca reminded them.
"Hey, if Pippi Longstocking can do it, so can I!" SSJ V defended, tying the last knot and wobbling to her feat.
"Alright, but when you crash and put yourself into a coma, I'll still laugh and say I told you so." Z-Chan informed her.
"A) doesn't it defeat the purpose of talking to me if I'm in a coma? And B) I have figured out how to at least levitate, so falling isn't very likely." SSJ V said.
"I wouldn't call that levitating, more like waving your arms faster than most people can, and didn't you forget how to do it for five minutes as you fell off the roof, dragging ME with you?" Fett grumbled.
". . . I'll call you curly if you keep doing that." Leca growled at him.
"Doing what?"
"Using common sense, I thought I told you that any voice of reason for the duration of summer vacation is automatically classified as evil."
"I've gotten used to tuning you out." He notified her.
"Hey!" SSJ V shouted, "Its work- AHH!" *CRUNCH*
"There goes the door." Katt sighed as Destiny-Jade began announcing the scene.
"OH and Episode one Anakin goes down, and is quickly followed by Episode two Ani- Qui Gon sees the sliding girl and runs in for the tackle, but trips over Jar-Jar who knocks into C 3P0, sending him down about five hundred flights of stairs, and the Saya-Nadian is still going- ouch, I bet Sidious will finally see a dentist after that one- she's been spotted by Darth Maul who looks like he's going to ignore her and walk quickly in the other direction, and here come Han and Luke, and it seems that Han is laughing to hard to do anything, so Luke is in and- AH, HE'S DONE IT! It looks like he broke a few bones in the process, but, er. . . That's beside the point!"
"EW, pretty boy germs!" SSJ V shrieked, scrambling away and starting yet another avalanche of people and otherwise walking and or rolling objects.
"How about we ignore her and pretend we don't know what happened?" Chinow suggested.
"Second that."
"Alrighty then."
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"NOT THE STAIRS!" SSJ V yelled, covering her eyes for a moment . . . or two . . . or- wait; shouldn't she have hit the stairs by now? She opened her eyes and raised an eyebrow. This didn't seem quite right...
R2 D2 and C3PO came walking/ rolling up. "Oh dear, R2, look, it's a child!"
"Yo, it's teenager for your information, now what's going on?"
"Why, we're being attacked by the imperials! Now come along, we've got to escape!"
"Oh.... K..."
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"Um, guys? Hasn't SSJ V been gone for a fairly long time?" Destiny Jade asked.
"You're right," Chinow agreed, "and did anyone see where mini Fett went?"
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OK, when did the temple start taking furniture tips from me? Boba wondered, looking around. This all looked like the interior of the Slave I...
He wheeled around and ran smack dab into the barrel of a blaster pointed at his head, being held by- an older version of SSJ V?
"THE HECK?!?"
**************************************************************
"Say that again?" Zam asked, blinking.
"I mean," Mon Mothma explained, "that with this year's group we rushed bringing them into this dimension, so their presences here are unstable."
"So you're saying that they could just zap back into their own dimension or something?"
"Not quite Wes." Mothma corrected. "They would 'zap' into an important time with people who concerned their own futures. We already have two students who have been involved with this possibly dangerous affair, and all of the first years who will build their futures in the Star Wars Universe may be affected too, which we know, thanks to the Jedi masters will be- all of them.
Mental note, Mon Mothma thought eyeing the armored hunters uneasily, Do NOT mention which two students.
"Well OK, knowing that is great, but stopping it is better- unless their who I think they are- what if we accidentally let those two slip away, and save the other ones?" Bossk asked, managing to finally annoy Boba, who had by process of elimination already discovered who both of the students were, into whacking him across the head with his blaster. Hey, that was more fun than he thought; he would have to use it more often on stupid and irritating people.
"Er, ya or not." Obi Wan rolled his eyes. "But how DO we stop it?"
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SSJ V was MAD. She spent two WHOLE hours whacking a Jawa with C3P0's detached arm, yelling at it to take her to an intelligent person, and now she saw Luke Skywalker walking up? What kind of and idiot associates the words 'intelligent' and 'Luke Skywalker' with one another?
Wait, why was Luke Skywalker here anyway? More importantly, why was SHE here? Ah well, if she had read her books right, Boba Fett should have his camera set just behind a few rocks over there a little while before Owen and co. get toasted, and even if it was the Fett from the movies, she would rather be there then with Skywalker- all she had to do was convince Luke to take R2, 3PO and her to work for them! Alright now, how?
Luke walked up to where SSJ V was standing. "Wow! Uncle Owen! Look at this one; it must be a REALLY advanced model!" Luke exclaimed.
Wow, for once someone ELSE'S stupidity is working to MY advantage! SSJ V thought with a smirk.
"Ya probably cost an arm and a leg too. Keep movin' Luke." Owen instructed.
"Not true!" SSJ V shot back. "I'm a three for one deal! Take me off the Jawa's hands, and they'll give you two others for free!" She smiled and the Jawas behind her nodded and made the motion for Luke to take her FAR AWAY from them.
"Well can't say so to that." Luke laughed. (A/N: I have NOTHING against Luke, but he's just so fun to laugh at!)
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This dimension's Boba Fett (older one, now known as Fett #1) worked on setting up his video camera behind the rocks (in the books there was a pretty cool reason- I just can't remember what it is). That girl, a machine? The kid must have stones in his head- machines aren't that insane looking, except for that one time. This kid must have an agenda to accomplish... but... didn't she look like someone he knew? Alright, he was done; he just hoped SSJ V hadn't destroyed his ship- setting the milk on fire was only excusable once.
How do you set milk on fire anyway?
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"Wait, wait, wait, you're saying that you're my partner's past and alternate dimensional self?" Older SSJ V (now known as SSJ V #1) stared expectantly at younger Boba Fett (now known as Boba Fett #2).
"Uh, ya?" He answered.
"Eh, good enough. I'll go tell him- you- ah, I HATE it when there are two yous! Anyway, I'm telling him that we need to look for- who?"
"You at about my age."
"OK, I'll go tell you to look for me. Don't even say it."
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What the- I've got a plot? When did this happen? MWAHAHAHA, Oh, and I think I'll suck a few more people into the future Star Wars dimension. This was rather confusing, eh?
Boba: 0.O Just a bit I think...
Lots O' Laughs,
B& SSJ V
