"Push Mrs. Briefs!" Dr. Grey called out.
"I AM!!! WHERE IS THAT STUPID BAKA ANYWAY?"
"Your husband is out in the waiting room. He refuses to come in here ma'am. Right now though I need you to give me one final push!" Bulma pushed with all her might and soon her baby boy was born. Dr. Grey cut the cord and handed him to a nurse to be cleaned up. Bulma breathed heavily as another nurse wiped the sweat from her face. "I must say Mrs. Briefs, this baby is a bit more than a usual child. In size, strength and.IS THAT A TAIL!?"
Bulma sighed heavily, "From the father's side. Please cut it off!" The last thing I need is for my baby to turn into a monkey.
Vegeta paced around in the waiting room until he was smacked in the face with a new ki. "He's here! Kami he is strong for a little brat." Vegeta walked over to the ward and looked through the mirror. Trying to sense where the ki was coming from her landed on that lavender haired beauty. "He's a very handsome devil, takes after his father…is his hair pink?!?" Vegeta spun around to see Mrs. Briefs smiling at him. Mr. Briefs on the other hand was still panicking as though he was in WWIII.
Eventually he quieted down and looked through the glass "Well I'll be.he's got my hair!"
"He mostly looks like Vegeta though those are Bulma's eyes!" Mrs. Briefs chimed in.
Vegeta turned away from them, smiling with pride. He suddenly heard screaming and he spun around to see a nurse taking him away. "WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY BRAT?"
"Calm down Vegeta.they are just going to circumcise him."
"What is that?" Mrs. Briefs explained to him the procedure as Vegeta listened horrified.
"THEY ARE GOING TO CUT IT OFF?!?"
"Only the foreskin, its quiet normal dear."
"CAN'T YOU HEAR HIM? HE'S SCREAMING! THEY ARE TORTURING HIM!"
"Oh that will only be for a little bit, don't worry!"
Vegeta sat down What kind of messed up planet is this? (in case you're wondering yes Vegeta has been circumcised in this story, he was just never taught about babies so he figures he was born like it.eh. this part is really messed up I know.)
A few hours later Bulma was recovered and she walked into the maternity ward. She looked through the glass to see her baby.their baby. "Beautiful."
"Is that his name." Bulma turned around to see Vegeta staring at her.
"No."
"Well then what is it?"
Bulma smiled to herself, "Trunks."
That night Vegeta flew back to capsule corp. with both Bulma and Trunks. Bulma had a tight grip around Trunks and Vegeta had a tight grip on Bulma. It was really a touching family moment (::Sniff::). As he landed and set Bulma down he watched as she carefully walked up to the door and inside the house. He smiled proudly and walked into his training chambers, he suddenly remembered something. Nobody, minus the Briefs and himself, knew that Bulma was pregnant. He had been so damn protective of her getting hurt that he made her stay inside the capsule corp. region at all times. He knew she didn't tell anyone because no one ever called for congratulations. Vegeta instantaneously stood up and marched inside. He heard the phone ring and thanks to Bulma's lessons he answered it. "Hello?"
"Hi.is Bulma there?"
"Who is this?"
"Yamcha."
"No."
"Oh, ok, well tell her I called!"
Vegeta hanged up and rolled his eyes. Damn it fool, give up! Once again the phone rang, "WHAT?"
"V-MAN WHAT'S UP?"
"Don't call me that Kakkarot!"
"Hehe. Anyways Vegeta, Chi Chi told me to tell you this. Tomorrow we are all going to come up and see ya guys. She needs to talk to Bulma about something. Hey maybe we can spar!!! You gotta see how strong Gohan is getting! Anyways bye!" Goku hung up before Vegeta could even stammer a sentence.
Vegeta got up and walked up the steps, past the nursery, and into their room. He whispered in Bulma's ear, "Guess what."
The next day, just as promised, the Son's showed up.
"BULMA!"
"CHI CHI!"
They ran up and hugged each other. "I've had such a wonderful year!" Chi Chi began.
"It hasn't been a year yet."
"Well you know what I mean Bulma!"
Bulma smiled, "I've had a wonderful 'year' too!" They were talking as they walked into the kitchen to sit down to tea. Vegeta looked down to Gohan then up to Goku.
He sighed "Well? I thought I was supposed to see how strong he's gotten." Gohan smiled a bit and looked up to his dad. Goku nodded and they all walked to the back to the gravity chamber.
Bulma and Chi Chi were talking about all sorts of things when Bulma remembered what Vegeta said. "So I heard you have something to tell me."
Chi Chi smiled. "You'll never guess what happened!"
"Well then tell me!" Bulma smiled excitedly.
"I'm pregnant Bulma!"
"WHAT!? FOR HOW LONG? DOES GOKU KNOW? BOY OR GIRL!?!?" Words just seemed to spring right out of Bulma's mouth.
Chi Chi shushed her and smiled again, "It's been 6 weeks so far. Yes Goku knows I would never keep it a secret from anyone if I had a baby! They said it's hard to tell but from my last pregnancy it feels like another boy!"
Bulma's lip curled up, "Chi Chi.there's something I should tell you."
When the men entered the house again they heard laughter from upstairs. Vegeta immediately knew what was going on up there. He tried to keep the others from going up but he was too late and soon Goku and Gohan were up those stairs and in the room. Vegeta ran up and inside too.
"Oh Bulma he is so precious!" Chi Chi stammered as little Trunks cooed in her arms. "But I mean I thought you and Yamcha broke up."
"Ummm, he's not Yamcha's."
"Well then who's is he?"
Screams escalated the house.
"YOU TWO?!?! MARRIED AND DIDN'T TELL ME!?!?"
Goku patted Vegeta on the back, "ALL RIGHT VEGETA!" Gohan held the now crying Trunks in his arms.
Bulma sighed and tried to quiet everyone down, "Chi Chi, please, stop! Look at Trunks!" She immediately cradled the crying infant. The crying finally shook Vegeta's last nerve,
"grrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOMAN MAKE THAT BRAT STOP CRYING!"
Chi Chi gasped, "YOU SEE!? HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE FOR HIS OWN SON!"
Goku gave that trademark smile and laugh, "Gee it's snowing! How about we take Gohan sledding Chi Chi?"
She huffed but gave in, "Fine but if you lick the frost." As usual, Chi Chi began scolding Goku as Gohan followed them out the door.
Bulma sighed as she rocked Trunks back and forth in her arms. Vegeta watched for a minute. In reality he wanted to be in this family. He wanted to hold Trunks, care for Bulma. He wanted them to be his one and only. He just didn't know this yet (thanks to good old Vegeta pride!). He scowled at her, "Woman you'll make him weak if you attend to his every need.
Bulma scoffed and turned away to face the window. "Ya know Vegeta, I don't care! He's my baby too!"
"He's my blood!"
"MINE TOO!"
"HE WILL BE A WARRIOR!"
"HE WILL BE MY BABY!"
"WOMAN DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE DOING?" "I'M BEING A MOTHER!"
"YOU'RE PRACTICALLY RIPING OFF HIS PENIS!"
"WHAT!?!?!? JUST BECAUSE I SHOW AFFECTION DOES NOT MEAN." (Um this goes on for a while so I'll use my magic author ability to skip ahead.)
Trunks sighed as he looked at all the paper work on his desk. He had so much to do today but that didn't matter. All he could think of was Pan. (ACK! TOO FAR TOO FAR!)
Vegeta stormed out of the room and left an angry Bulma and crying Trunks behind. How dare she insult me like that!? Who does she think she is! She is just turning out to be just like. He stopped in mid-step and then looked back at the room with a smirk A sajiyain! Bulma caught him staring and blushed as she turned away. She saw she had calmed down Trunks and he was asleep.
She kissed his forehead before she tucked him in for the night, "You daddy is real proud of you baby, and so is mommy!" She somehow managed to drag herself out of the nursery and down to the kitchen. A smile indented on her lips she walked to the fridge and opened the door. Pulling out a jar of jelly she didn't see the dark figure approaching her.
The jar dropped to the floor and shattered upon impact. Bulma had a hand wrapped around her mouth and the other around her waist. This man couldn't be Vegeta. He was taller and his chest and arms weren't as muscular. Bulma's screams were muffled but she eventually was released. When she turned around she looked up at him with a smile.
((DUN DUN DUN!!!! Guess who it is, I dare you!!))
"I AM!!! WHERE IS THAT STUPID BAKA ANYWAY?"
"Your husband is out in the waiting room. He refuses to come in here ma'am. Right now though I need you to give me one final push!" Bulma pushed with all her might and soon her baby boy was born. Dr. Grey cut the cord and handed him to a nurse to be cleaned up. Bulma breathed heavily as another nurse wiped the sweat from her face. "I must say Mrs. Briefs, this baby is a bit more than a usual child. In size, strength and.IS THAT A TAIL!?"
Bulma sighed heavily, "From the father's side. Please cut it off!" The last thing I need is for my baby to turn into a monkey.
Vegeta paced around in the waiting room until he was smacked in the face with a new ki. "He's here! Kami he is strong for a little brat." Vegeta walked over to the ward and looked through the mirror. Trying to sense where the ki was coming from her landed on that lavender haired beauty. "He's a very handsome devil, takes after his father…is his hair pink?!?" Vegeta spun around to see Mrs. Briefs smiling at him. Mr. Briefs on the other hand was still panicking as though he was in WWIII.
Eventually he quieted down and looked through the glass "Well I'll be.he's got my hair!"
"He mostly looks like Vegeta though those are Bulma's eyes!" Mrs. Briefs chimed in.
Vegeta turned away from them, smiling with pride. He suddenly heard screaming and he spun around to see a nurse taking him away. "WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY BRAT?"
"Calm down Vegeta.they are just going to circumcise him."
"What is that?" Mrs. Briefs explained to him the procedure as Vegeta listened horrified.
"THEY ARE GOING TO CUT IT OFF?!?"
"Only the foreskin, its quiet normal dear."
"CAN'T YOU HEAR HIM? HE'S SCREAMING! THEY ARE TORTURING HIM!"
"Oh that will only be for a little bit, don't worry!"
Vegeta sat down What kind of messed up planet is this? (in case you're wondering yes Vegeta has been circumcised in this story, he was just never taught about babies so he figures he was born like it.eh. this part is really messed up I know.)
A few hours later Bulma was recovered and she walked into the maternity ward. She looked through the glass to see her baby.their baby. "Beautiful."
"Is that his name." Bulma turned around to see Vegeta staring at her.
"No."
"Well then what is it?"
Bulma smiled to herself, "Trunks."
That night Vegeta flew back to capsule corp. with both Bulma and Trunks. Bulma had a tight grip around Trunks and Vegeta had a tight grip on Bulma. It was really a touching family moment (::Sniff::). As he landed and set Bulma down he watched as she carefully walked up to the door and inside the house. He smiled proudly and walked into his training chambers, he suddenly remembered something. Nobody, minus the Briefs and himself, knew that Bulma was pregnant. He had been so damn protective of her getting hurt that he made her stay inside the capsule corp. region at all times. He knew she didn't tell anyone because no one ever called for congratulations. Vegeta instantaneously stood up and marched inside. He heard the phone ring and thanks to Bulma's lessons he answered it. "Hello?"
"Hi.is Bulma there?"
"Who is this?"
"Yamcha."
"No."
"Oh, ok, well tell her I called!"
Vegeta hanged up and rolled his eyes. Damn it fool, give up! Once again the phone rang, "WHAT?"
"V-MAN WHAT'S UP?"
"Don't call me that Kakkarot!"
"Hehe. Anyways Vegeta, Chi Chi told me to tell you this. Tomorrow we are all going to come up and see ya guys. She needs to talk to Bulma about something. Hey maybe we can spar!!! You gotta see how strong Gohan is getting! Anyways bye!" Goku hung up before Vegeta could even stammer a sentence.
Vegeta got up and walked up the steps, past the nursery, and into their room. He whispered in Bulma's ear, "Guess what."
The next day, just as promised, the Son's showed up.
"BULMA!"
"CHI CHI!"
They ran up and hugged each other. "I've had such a wonderful year!" Chi Chi began.
"It hasn't been a year yet."
"Well you know what I mean Bulma!"
Bulma smiled, "I've had a wonderful 'year' too!" They were talking as they walked into the kitchen to sit down to tea. Vegeta looked down to Gohan then up to Goku.
He sighed "Well? I thought I was supposed to see how strong he's gotten." Gohan smiled a bit and looked up to his dad. Goku nodded and they all walked to the back to the gravity chamber.
Bulma and Chi Chi were talking about all sorts of things when Bulma remembered what Vegeta said. "So I heard you have something to tell me."
Chi Chi smiled. "You'll never guess what happened!"
"Well then tell me!" Bulma smiled excitedly.
"I'm pregnant Bulma!"
"WHAT!? FOR HOW LONG? DOES GOKU KNOW? BOY OR GIRL!?!?" Words just seemed to spring right out of Bulma's mouth.
Chi Chi shushed her and smiled again, "It's been 6 weeks so far. Yes Goku knows I would never keep it a secret from anyone if I had a baby! They said it's hard to tell but from my last pregnancy it feels like another boy!"
Bulma's lip curled up, "Chi Chi.there's something I should tell you."
When the men entered the house again they heard laughter from upstairs. Vegeta immediately knew what was going on up there. He tried to keep the others from going up but he was too late and soon Goku and Gohan were up those stairs and in the room. Vegeta ran up and inside too.
"Oh Bulma he is so precious!" Chi Chi stammered as little Trunks cooed in her arms. "But I mean I thought you and Yamcha broke up."
"Ummm, he's not Yamcha's."
"Well then who's is he?"
Screams escalated the house.
"YOU TWO?!?! MARRIED AND DIDN'T TELL ME!?!?"
Goku patted Vegeta on the back, "ALL RIGHT VEGETA!" Gohan held the now crying Trunks in his arms.
Bulma sighed and tried to quiet everyone down, "Chi Chi, please, stop! Look at Trunks!" She immediately cradled the crying infant. The crying finally shook Vegeta's last nerve,
"grrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOMAN MAKE THAT BRAT STOP CRYING!"
Chi Chi gasped, "YOU SEE!? HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE FOR HIS OWN SON!"
Goku gave that trademark smile and laugh, "Gee it's snowing! How about we take Gohan sledding Chi Chi?"
She huffed but gave in, "Fine but if you lick the frost." As usual, Chi Chi began scolding Goku as Gohan followed them out the door.
Bulma sighed as she rocked Trunks back and forth in her arms. Vegeta watched for a minute. In reality he wanted to be in this family. He wanted to hold Trunks, care for Bulma. He wanted them to be his one and only. He just didn't know this yet (thanks to good old Vegeta pride!). He scowled at her, "Woman you'll make him weak if you attend to his every need.
Bulma scoffed and turned away to face the window. "Ya know Vegeta, I don't care! He's my baby too!"
"He's my blood!"
"MINE TOO!"
"HE WILL BE A WARRIOR!"
"HE WILL BE MY BABY!"
"WOMAN DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE DOING?" "I'M BEING A MOTHER!"
"YOU'RE PRACTICALLY RIPING OFF HIS PENIS!"
"WHAT!?!?!? JUST BECAUSE I SHOW AFFECTION DOES NOT MEAN." (Um this goes on for a while so I'll use my magic author ability to skip ahead.)
Trunks sighed as he looked at all the paper work on his desk. He had so much to do today but that didn't matter. All he could think of was Pan. (ACK! TOO FAR TOO FAR!)
Vegeta stormed out of the room and left an angry Bulma and crying Trunks behind. How dare she insult me like that!? Who does she think she is! She is just turning out to be just like. He stopped in mid-step and then looked back at the room with a smirk A sajiyain! Bulma caught him staring and blushed as she turned away. She saw she had calmed down Trunks and he was asleep.
She kissed his forehead before she tucked him in for the night, "You daddy is real proud of you baby, and so is mommy!" She somehow managed to drag herself out of the nursery and down to the kitchen. A smile indented on her lips she walked to the fridge and opened the door. Pulling out a jar of jelly she didn't see the dark figure approaching her.
The jar dropped to the floor and shattered upon impact. Bulma had a hand wrapped around her mouth and the other around her waist. This man couldn't be Vegeta. He was taller and his chest and arms weren't as muscular. Bulma's screams were muffled but she eventually was released. When she turned around she looked up at him with a smile.
((DUN DUN DUN!!!! Guess who it is, I dare you!!))
