Disclaimer: That's right! This isn't mine! It's J. K. R.'s!!!! Now excuse me while I go and cry!!!

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Chapter 4: Midnight Stroll

"Fred, get your butt out of my face!" Alicia yelled. Piling six people into a three person tent was quite a challenge, and not very comfortable.

"Lee, stop ass raping me!" Fred yelled.

"That's my foot!" Lee yelled back.

"Okay guys, we're all in the same tent, you don't have to yell!" Angelina screamed.

"Ow!" George screamed. "Katie, please kindly remove your foot from my groin before I become a soprano." He said in a high voice.

"Oops! Sorry." Katie giggled.

"Will everyone just shut up and go to sleep?!" Alicia screamed, moving around a little to get more comfortable. While doing this, she accidentally kicked Angelina in the face.

"Ow!" Angelina screamed, looking at Alicia. "Bitch, if I could move I would kill you!"

"Okay, someone's getting a little PMSie." Lee said.

"Lee, shut up!" Angelina yelled, trying to move to hit Lee, but she was stuck in between Fred and Katie.

After everyone settled down and when to sleep, things were a lot more quiet. Until Angelina woke up to the sound of her stomach growling.

"Fred?" Angelina whispered into her boyfriend's ear.

"Hmm?" Fred said sleepily, rolling over to face Angelina.

"I'm hungry." She said.

"Good for you, now go back to bed." Fred said.

"I'm hungry now!" Angelina whined, trying to shake Fred awake.

"Then go outside and get some berries or something."

"Come with me?" Angelina asked sweetly.

"Fine." Fred said, trying to get up without stepping on anyone.

Angelina and Fred walked in the wood, underneath the full moon, looking for berries.

"So, how much do you want to bet Lee gets us lost at least three times this trip?" Fred asked as he and Angelina walked around, hand in hand.

"I wouldn't be surprised if we were lost right now." Angelina laughed. "I thought that you and George had been camping with your dad before."

"We had, but not without magic. We have a magic map, so we don't have to know which way is north or any of that shit." Fred said, stopping to examine a berry bush.

"You think they're edible?" Angelina asked, bending down and picking a berry.

"I'm guessing, no." Fred said, pointing at a dead bird right next to the bush.

"Right." Angelina said, throwing the berry over her shoulder. "So what are you going to do when you get out of Hogwarts? Work at the Ministry with your dad and Percy?"

"Hell no." Fred said. "I'd rather stay at Hogwarts for another five years then work there."

"What, then?"

"George and I want to open a joke shop." Fred said, without the slightest sign of embarrassment.

"But doesn't that take a lot of time, and money?" Angelina asked.

"Yeah." Fred said thoughtfully. "What? Don't you think we could do it?"

"No, you could. I mean, there's tons of great stuff you guys have invented. I just thought that you would need a job before that so you could save up for the shop." Angelina said.

"Well, what are you going to do?" Fred asked.

"I donno." Angelina said. "Maybe a professional Quidditch player or something."

"Well that's practical." Fred said sarcastically.

Angelina playfully hit him and said, "It's the only thing I'm good at."

"What are you talking about?!" Fred asked with surprise. "You're better at school then I am."

"That's not saying much." Angelina replied.

"Be nice." Fred said playfully. "I'm just saying that you would be good at other things too."

"It doesn't really matter. Once I get married I'm going to quit my job and take care of the kids I have."

"And how many will that be?" Fred asked.

"I donno. At least four. And I want to have twins. Or triplets." Angelina said.

"Wow, that's a lot of babies." Fred said with a smile. "Which means....."

"Yes, I know, lots of sex." Angelina said, making Fred break out in laughter. "You're so immature." Angelina said, trying not to laugh also.

"You're husband is going to be soooooooo lucky." Fred said, finally suppressing his laughter.

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A/N: Boys are so immature.... sex- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! whips tear from eye aaaaahhhh. that's funny. But I'm not immature. I have a friend who can't say vagina..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I should definitely stop now. So RRRRRRRREEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!