Disclaimer: I would put this disclaimer in spanish, because I'm bored, but
the only thing I can say in spanish is; Me gusta unos vestidos. Which
means; I like dresses... even though I don't. But that's a completely
different topic. Sooooo.. I don't own this, J. K. Rowling does.
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Chapter 5: Bear = Bad
"GET UP!!!" Lee screamed, sticking his head quickly inside the tent. Angelina jumped and landed on Katie.
"Angelina, I'm not a lesbian, get off of me!" Katie screamed, right in Alicia's ear. Alicia pushed Katie into George, which made Angelina roll on top of Fred. Lee poked his head through the opening of the tent again.
"I heard the word lesbian." Lee said excitedly. He looked at Angelina on top of Fred and Katie on top of George. "I'm sorry, should I come back after you're done having sex?"
Angelina blushed furiously and mumbled, "We need another tent."
"I'm perfectly comfortable." Fred said with a smile.
"Do we have any food?" Katie asked as everyone piled out of the tent.
"Beans?" Lee asked with a smile.
"Ummm, no. That's gross." Katie said, wrinkling her nose. "I want food!" she complained.
"We can try to find some while we hike." George said, packing up his backpack. The girls quickly changed into shorts and tank tops (what else?).
They walked for three miles, and after hours of the girls complaining about their feet being tired, Lee stopped.
"Let's rest here." Lee said, putting down his backpack.
"But it's not even five." Fred said, looking at his watch. "We've got hours till the sun goes down."
"Let's just stop here for a little rest, then we can keep walking." Lee said, laying down on the ground and using his backpack as a pillow. Everyone did the same thing, and was soon fast asleep.
An little while later, Angelina woke up and yawned. She grabbed Fred's wrist to see what time it was; 6 o'clock. Angelina stretched and rolled over. She had to cover her mouth to keep from screaming.
A few feet away from her, sniffing Alicia's feet, was a huge brown bear. Angelina quickly started to poke Fred, trying to wake him up.
"Angie, what-" Fred began sleepily. But Angelina held a trembling hand over his mouth, not wanting the bear to hear them. Angelina looked at Fred with wide, scared eyes, and pointed at the brown bear that was now pacing back and forth in front of them.
"Oh my God." Fred whispered, shaking George and Katie awake. Angelina slowly inched toward Lee and Alicia to wake them up, but she didn't have to. The bear let out a loud roar, and rose onto it's hind legs.
"Oh my God, oh my God. We're going to die!" Katie screamed, making the bear roar again.
"Katie, shut up and calm down." Angelina whispered harshly.
"What are we going to do?" Alicia whimpered.
"Lee, give me the beans." Fred said, not taking his eyes off of the bear.
"Oh, now you want the beans." Lee said, his hands on his hips. But he quickly got over that and went to his bag to find them.
"What are we going to do? Fart at him?!" George asked wildly, as Lee handed Fred the cans of beans.
"Here." Fred said, handing one to Angelina, one to Alicia, and one to Katie.
"I am not eating these disgusting things!" Katie said.
"No, don't eat them. Throw them at the bear. Knock him out!" Fred said. "You guys are the best Chasers at Hogwarts. If you can throw the Quaffle through a tiny hoop that's fifty feet away, I think you can hit a bears head that is five feet away."
All of the girls looked at each other, shrugged, and chucked the cans at the bears head. Angelina's can bounced off of the bear's head, and Alicia's off of it's eye. Katie's can flew a good three feet over the bear's head, and landed with a splat, feet away.
I was nervous!" Katie said defensively.
"Well, that plan worked well." George said, seeing that the bear didn't even notice something hit it. The bear walked toward them, opened it's mouth to roar, and closed it again. It's nose wiggled, and the bear started to search the ground.
"Look!" Alicia said, pointing at the ground a foot away from the bear's nose. Katie's can had hit the ground and broken open, covering the ground with beans. As the bear gobbled up the beans, everyone grabbed their bags and ran as fast as they could away from it.
Hours later, as the sun started to set, Lee, who was at the head of the running group, suddenly stopped.
"What?" George gasped, bending over and trying to catch his breath.
"Ummm.... Do you guys know where we are?" Lee asked innocently, leaning on a tree.
"No....." Katie said, speaking slowly. "That was your job...."
"Lee, where are we?" Fred asked, stepping toward Lee threateningly.
Lee quickly pulled out a map and a compass and studied them carefully. "About three miles farther south then we're suppose to be." He said with a nervous smile, knowing that Fred could kill him with his thumb.
"We're going to have to walk all night to catch up with everyone else!" Angelina said furiously, hitting Lee on the back of the head.
"Hey, it's not his fault." Alicia said, stepping beside Lee. Then, she quickly whispered in his ear, "Run."
Lee was just about to get away when George grabbed him by the back of his shirt.
"Which way do we go to get back on the trail." George asked, trying to stay calm.
"That way." Lee said timidly, pointing into the distance.
"Okay." Fred said. "Let's go." All of the girls started to whine, but stopped when the twins gave them a deadly glare.
Hours after the sun had set, the group was still walking in silence, with the occasional whimper from the girls. Everyone was too tired to talk.
"A few more miles, then we'll stop and sleep." Lee said sleepily, trying to keep his eyes from closing. Fred and George were walking at the front of the group with Lee, trying to help with directions.
"There's a clearing a mile away. We can set up camp there." George said, studying the map.
Lee was about to comment on how George's map was upside down, but something stopped him. Before he could open his mouth, screams echoed across the woods. Lee, Fred, and George quickly turned around, and the girls were gone.
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A/N: Hee hee hee hee hee!!!! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review and I will love you forever ? ; - ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 5: Bear = Bad
"GET UP!!!" Lee screamed, sticking his head quickly inside the tent. Angelina jumped and landed on Katie.
"Angelina, I'm not a lesbian, get off of me!" Katie screamed, right in Alicia's ear. Alicia pushed Katie into George, which made Angelina roll on top of Fred. Lee poked his head through the opening of the tent again.
"I heard the word lesbian." Lee said excitedly. He looked at Angelina on top of Fred and Katie on top of George. "I'm sorry, should I come back after you're done having sex?"
Angelina blushed furiously and mumbled, "We need another tent."
"I'm perfectly comfortable." Fred said with a smile.
"Do we have any food?" Katie asked as everyone piled out of the tent.
"Beans?" Lee asked with a smile.
"Ummm, no. That's gross." Katie said, wrinkling her nose. "I want food!" she complained.
"We can try to find some while we hike." George said, packing up his backpack. The girls quickly changed into shorts and tank tops (what else?).
They walked for three miles, and after hours of the girls complaining about their feet being tired, Lee stopped.
"Let's rest here." Lee said, putting down his backpack.
"But it's not even five." Fred said, looking at his watch. "We've got hours till the sun goes down."
"Let's just stop here for a little rest, then we can keep walking." Lee said, laying down on the ground and using his backpack as a pillow. Everyone did the same thing, and was soon fast asleep.
An little while later, Angelina woke up and yawned. She grabbed Fred's wrist to see what time it was; 6 o'clock. Angelina stretched and rolled over. She had to cover her mouth to keep from screaming.
A few feet away from her, sniffing Alicia's feet, was a huge brown bear. Angelina quickly started to poke Fred, trying to wake him up.
"Angie, what-" Fred began sleepily. But Angelina held a trembling hand over his mouth, not wanting the bear to hear them. Angelina looked at Fred with wide, scared eyes, and pointed at the brown bear that was now pacing back and forth in front of them.
"Oh my God." Fred whispered, shaking George and Katie awake. Angelina slowly inched toward Lee and Alicia to wake them up, but she didn't have to. The bear let out a loud roar, and rose onto it's hind legs.
"Oh my God, oh my God. We're going to die!" Katie screamed, making the bear roar again.
"Katie, shut up and calm down." Angelina whispered harshly.
"What are we going to do?" Alicia whimpered.
"Lee, give me the beans." Fred said, not taking his eyes off of the bear.
"Oh, now you want the beans." Lee said, his hands on his hips. But he quickly got over that and went to his bag to find them.
"What are we going to do? Fart at him?!" George asked wildly, as Lee handed Fred the cans of beans.
"Here." Fred said, handing one to Angelina, one to Alicia, and one to Katie.
"I am not eating these disgusting things!" Katie said.
"No, don't eat them. Throw them at the bear. Knock him out!" Fred said. "You guys are the best Chasers at Hogwarts. If you can throw the Quaffle through a tiny hoop that's fifty feet away, I think you can hit a bears head that is five feet away."
All of the girls looked at each other, shrugged, and chucked the cans at the bears head. Angelina's can bounced off of the bear's head, and Alicia's off of it's eye. Katie's can flew a good three feet over the bear's head, and landed with a splat, feet away.
I was nervous!" Katie said defensively.
"Well, that plan worked well." George said, seeing that the bear didn't even notice something hit it. The bear walked toward them, opened it's mouth to roar, and closed it again. It's nose wiggled, and the bear started to search the ground.
"Look!" Alicia said, pointing at the ground a foot away from the bear's nose. Katie's can had hit the ground and broken open, covering the ground with beans. As the bear gobbled up the beans, everyone grabbed their bags and ran as fast as they could away from it.
Hours later, as the sun started to set, Lee, who was at the head of the running group, suddenly stopped.
"What?" George gasped, bending over and trying to catch his breath.
"Ummm.... Do you guys know where we are?" Lee asked innocently, leaning on a tree.
"No....." Katie said, speaking slowly. "That was your job...."
"Lee, where are we?" Fred asked, stepping toward Lee threateningly.
Lee quickly pulled out a map and a compass and studied them carefully. "About three miles farther south then we're suppose to be." He said with a nervous smile, knowing that Fred could kill him with his thumb.
"We're going to have to walk all night to catch up with everyone else!" Angelina said furiously, hitting Lee on the back of the head.
"Hey, it's not his fault." Alicia said, stepping beside Lee. Then, she quickly whispered in his ear, "Run."
Lee was just about to get away when George grabbed him by the back of his shirt.
"Which way do we go to get back on the trail." George asked, trying to stay calm.
"That way." Lee said timidly, pointing into the distance.
"Okay." Fred said. "Let's go." All of the girls started to whine, but stopped when the twins gave them a deadly glare.
Hours after the sun had set, the group was still walking in silence, with the occasional whimper from the girls. Everyone was too tired to talk.
"A few more miles, then we'll stop and sleep." Lee said sleepily, trying to keep his eyes from closing. Fred and George were walking at the front of the group with Lee, trying to help with directions.
"There's a clearing a mile away. We can set up camp there." George said, studying the map.
Lee was about to comment on how George's map was upside down, but something stopped him. Before he could open his mouth, screams echoed across the woods. Lee, Fred, and George quickly turned around, and the girls were gone.
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A/N: Hee hee hee hee hee!!!! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review and I will love you forever ? ; - ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
