Disclaimer: None of this belongs to me. I wish they did though. P.S. Sephiroth rules!

*~ Good morning, it's Riku448! Haha! This is gonna be weird, or so Red13 tells me. Um, anyway this is very, um, odd. ~* *~ I like Sephiroth! Oh yeah! This is Red13 by the way~* *~ I like Sephiroth too! ~* *~ Yeah, whatever. Enjoy! ~* *~ By the way, check out my fic too! Anime Universe! ~* *~ Hmmph, I was gonna name myself Sephiroth, but the name was taken, so I used Red13. ~* *~I told him he could add numbers, but no, no one listens to me. Never. *Sighs*~* *~Wait! Riku448 I NEED to tell them I like Sephiroth! A LOT! ~*

The Fic *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"AHHH! Where is it, wah," cried Selphie. "Is it in here, here, here? NOOOO, I can't find it!"

"What's all the commotion?" said Squall. All of a sudden, a giant pink teddy bear came speeding across the room and smacked Squall on the face. "Yow!" he cried.

"I can't find it!" whined Selphie.

"Ow. Find what?" asked Squall.

"My teddy bear!" she shouted, unhappily. Squall rubbed his face.

"You mean this?" he said angrily, holding up the bear that had hit him. Selphie smiled happily.

"My teddy!" she exclaimed, snatching the bear from Squall's hands.

"People" shouted a voice from down the hall. Reveling her-self she was Aeris. "You guys if you don't hurry up we'll be late!"

"Late for what?" asked Selphie, while snuggling with her bear.

"The Annual Ketchup and Porcupine Fair of course"

"O yea," said Squall.

"I thought that was next year!" yelled Selphie.

"Then lets get going," said Aeris.

***1 hour later.***

"Were here, yay!" yelled Selphie.

"I'm going to the ketchup bottle races," said Aeris.

"Don't you find that a little pointless? I mean, they just sit there and do nothing," said Squall.

"I'll have you know it's a very festive event," snapped Aeris. Squall sighed.

Near the ketchup on a stick stand, (don't ask how it gets that way) a gangster group called the Four Saint Demons, which was the name that was given to them from there villain followers, were sneaking around the festival.

The only known data about them was the name of three of the members, except the leader, and a fact was anyone who was foolish enough to challenge them would find themselves a very fast and painful death.

"Looke guys!" yelled Selphie. "I'm playing whack-a-porcupine"

Then all of a sudden Seifer, Rajin, and Fujin came out from behind Selphie. Seifer lifted his gunblade, and made it come crashing through a fake porcupine, breaking the machine.

"Mmumu WHAAA!" yelled Selphie extremely loud.

"Grr."

"Seifer. YOU *Parental Control*(not really)!" Squall yelled.

FIRAGA BLAST!

A huge fireball formed in Squall's hand and came speeding at Seifer.

"AHH" screamed Seifer as the fireball hit him in the stomach and his jacket cot fire.

"Well that solves that problem," said Squall. "Now the only one left is to convince Selphie that the porcupine wasn't real."