Disclaimer: None of this belongs to me. I wish they did though. P.S. Sephiroth rules!

*~ Good morning, it's Riku448! Haha! This is gonna be weird, or so Red13 tells me. Um, anyway this is very, um, odd. ~* *~ I like Sephiroth! Oh yeah! This is Red13 by the way~* *~ I like Sephiroth too! ~* *~ Yeah, whatever. Enjoy! ~* *~ By the way, check out my fic too! Anime Universe! ~* *~ Hmmph, I was gonna name myself Sephiroth, but the name was taken, so I used Red13. ~* *~I told him he could add numbers, but no, no one listens to me. Never. *Sighs*~* *~Wait! Riku448 I NEED to tell them I like Sephiroth! A LOT! :) ~*

The Fic *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

***One week later***

"Junk mail, junk mail, *sigh*, no 'Monthly Garden Magazine'" said Squall.

"YAY" yelled Selphie.

"What?"

"It's my 'Does Your Teddy Bear Have an I.Q. Higher than 100?'I paid 999999 Gil for it, but it was worth it because it says its full proof."

"Selphie, sorry to brake it to you, but that's a card board box," said Aeris.

"999999 GIL!? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT KIND OF MONEY?!" yelled Squall.

"Uh I tink I gots its on da shelf behind de apple jar, 'hiccup'." said Selphie.

"Selphie have you been drinking again?" asked Aeris.

"Nope"

"Who went with you?" said Aeris

"Easy, Yuna," said Selphie.

"Aha! I new it, you were drinking again!" yelled Aeris.

"Wa, WAH?" Selphie suddenly snapped out of her daze.

"Selphie you know you're to young to drink," said Aeris.

"WERE YOU DRUNK WHEN YOU BOUGHT THE BEAR I.Q.!?" shouted Squall.

"No I wasn't, I mean, ya, I um, was, ya, that's it."

"Ah man," said Squall

***One day later***

"Hey guys look what came in the mail," said Selphie.

"What?"

"It had better NOT be another one of those stupid bear I.Q. things!" yelled Squall.

"Oh no, it's not, it's an invitation to a fighting tournament," she squealed excitedly.

"Ooo, cool" said Squall.

"This should be exciting," said Aeris.

"Exiting?!" said Selphie. "It's gonna be awesome"!

***2 days later***

"Come on guys if we don't hurry we'll be late!"

***One hour later***

"Where here!"