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Chapter 6 (this IS chapter 6 right?)

Field Trip

They were at school.... Yep.... At school... Where pretty much everyone is stuck on ignoring the lesson on feudal Japan...

"And in feudal Japan, a famous book was written by one of the many woman authors. The novel is called the tale of Genji. Now I want you all to write a 2,000 word essay on this novel after you read it in 2 days." the teacher said in a death-like trance.

Paper airplanes flew over and hit his glasses. One entered his mouth. Guess what? He chewed it and swallowed it. (Blegh. Due to strawberry scented ink)

Inu-Yasha was busy borrowing some of the girls' scented gel pens and scribbling rude messages into the paper.

He stuck a couple of the class hamster's 'pebbles' into it. Then...he threw it towards the teachers' mouth....

(A/N: EW!!!!! You poor, poor, POOR man....{actually...it's my fault for writing that.})

There was enough scented strawberry for that (I'll say) mentally disturbed man to think that there were no *a-hems* in that airplane.

Kagome was so bored. She just kicked the teachers' chair and he fell off. The paper airplane splattered onto the board behind him. Kagome got up and took a hall pass. (with no signature by the way)

She pushed an angry Inu-Yasha off his chair and whacked his head with the chair that suddenly floated up into the air for her to hold. She went down the stairs and into the courtyard.

An angry Kikyo followed her.

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'How dare that bitch hit Inu-Yasha!' Kikyo thought angrily as she snuck off.

'Only I can do that.'

Guess where Kikyo found Kagome? Up on the school roof.

Kagome went by to a large cage that Kikyo would've thought was a pigeon room.

And....it IS.

As Kagome opened the door, a large cat popped out but it uh.... Shrunk?

It was a white cat with red eyes and a large enough tail to look like three.

It wasn't though.... Right?

She purred and Kagome kneeled down to give her a lap.

"Shh....We don't want anyone to know I'm keeping you here mm?" Kagome said nicely to her.

Kikyo giggled evilly with new plans under her breath and the cat heard it abruptly.

"What's wrong Kirara?" Kagome asked.

Kirara suddenly grew large and scary-like.

(HOW? O-o)

Kikyo hunched back behind where she was hiding. Kirara hissed and showed her fangs. Kikyo finally stood up and Kagome growled.

"Kikyo...if you followed me here just to ruin my life anymore than you already have.... I swear I'll hurt you...." Kagome growled while her angry aura showed behind her.

"Oh? You wouldn't want me to tell the principal about you keeping that weird cat here." Kikyo smirked in a way that Kagome was sure that if Kirara weren't in front of her she would jump up and break that damn bitch's face.

Kikyo laughed so evilly that Kirara jumped up and tried stomping on her. Kikyo just kicked her off and Kirara landed on the ground with a thump.

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The class under the roof heard and looked out the window to see. Inu-Yasha saw Kikyo and Kagome.

Sango saw a cute little cat and pretty much suddenly (teleported?) to the roof and Kirara jumped up into her lap seeing that this was the first other girl who didn't look like Kagome.

(A/N: In Japan, students have only one class besides Gym and they don't need to go anywhere.

They just have the teachers move in and out of the classroom. So the class doesn't change. The teachers do.)

'Wow. DIDN'T think Sango would ever teleport.... Never knew she COULD....' Kagome thought with a 'I wanna try teleporting!' look.

Kagome, Sango, and Kirara decided to fight Kikyo IF Kikyo wanted to fight 3 to 1.

"Fine then." Kikyo said.

They all got ready to fight and then....

Inu-Yasha and a couple other guys came to help KIKYO?

(Inu-Yasha bribed them all to help with some rich U.S. dollars. Which are fake by the way. They don't know though.)

Another chair appeared in her hand and she swung it at his head.

"Dammit, why are you always here whenever I am?!" Kagome yelled, hitting the same part of the head every time.

"YOU'RE not worth anything, but SHE-" Inu-Yasha pointed to Kikyo who was flirting with some guys at the corner of the roof, not even scared.

'She's not worth a damn penny.' Inu-Yasha thought angrily with images of her falling off the roof.

Inu-Yasha and Kagome watched her angrily as if they were expecting her to notice.

Sango had happy tears in her eyes, "It's the perfect couple."

Then the tears of joy faded.

"You should really be wearing the girls' uniform you know. Dresses would really brighten your complexion and you would definitely blend in with him a lot better." Sango said with happy angels and clouds floating around.

(A/N: Will the angels and clouds meet their sad fate once more? Find out next time on Iono can't think!)

(ending theme)

(If you are smart, go through the ending theme)

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Did you really think that I would really end it there? Yeah RIGHT.

Kirara jumped up and ate them.

"AH!!!!! The pain!!!!!" The shrieks and groans were quite loud-and from Kirara's belly!

Some LANGUAGE was heard as well.....

Why don't we just skip that! Okay!

Kagome pulled Kikyo by the collar of her shirt and Kikyo nearly fell off the roof, but to her unlikeness, she didn't fall.

"Listen. You're the one who wanted to fight. If you're too chicken to fight why don't you take your dumb ass guys back to class and we can get on with whatever we were doing. Okay bit-Kikyo?" Kagome said quickly.

"Fine." Kikyo said. She snapped and the guys she were flirting with went to class. When all the guys except Inu-Yasha, Miroku (who was there somehow...) and Sango with the cat were long gone, Kikyo pushed Kagome.

"Kagome!" Sango yelled!

Kagome was off the roof.

Kikyo gave a small laugh and went off.

"She deserved it. Oh. And if any of you report this to ANYONE. I swear that I can put it back onto you. Who would they believe? Innocent wittle Kikyo or you?"

"Oh and I know that YOU wouldn't say anything Inu-chan." Kikyo said as she gave a small peck on the cheek to Inu-Yasha and left.

Inu-Yasha didn't want to seem very 'helpful' so he just left without saying a word.

"Yo. I'm not dead." Kagome said suddenly. She was hanging off the edge and had a very bored face.

"Need some help?" Sango asked as she lent a hand.

"I lost a friggin shoe..." Kagome said angrily. "Cost forty five bucks too..." Kagome said with a T- face.

So with only one shoe, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku went back to class.

'I'm going to get you someday Kikyo...' Kagome thought furiously as she trotted ahead of Sango and Miroku.

(A/N: More reviews please! I don't much time to write a lot so reviews would help!)