Slay that Freaky Dragon
Yeah, once I was a silly winger,
Just a knight/hero – you understand,
But when that dragon came into town, yeah
It started burnin' down the hotdog stands.
So I looked all around me, yeah,
To my sharp-shootin' pistol or bow,
And I decided quickly, yes I did
To grab my sword and take the first blow.
 
Yeah he was yellin', and screamin',
and runnin' from that dragon,
And just when it bit me,
Somebody turned around and shouted,
Slay that freaky dragon knight boy,
Slay that freaky dragon right,
Slay that freaky dragon knight boy.
Don't lay down but fight, and slay that freaky dragon till you die,
Till you die, yeah yeah.
 
I tried to understand this,
Fightin' the scariest creature you'd ever find,
How could I be so foolish?
(How could I?)
Scorchin' my eyes till they're blind,
But still I kept on fighting,
Losing every step of the way,
I must say that it didn't fight fair,
(Didn't fight fair)
But I actually fought really lame.
 
Yeah he was yellin', and screamin',
and runnin' from that dragon,
And just when it bit me,
Somebody turned around and shouted,
Slay that freaky dragon knight boy,
Slay that freaky dragon right,
Slay that freaky dragon knight boy.
Don't lay down but fight, and slay that freaky dragon till you die,
Till you die, yeah yeah.
 
Gonna slay some extremely freaky dragon, yeah.
 
Well the crowd was rootin' for him,
And Jimmy started feeling uneasy,
Chargin' at the fiercest kind,
And things were getting shaky.
It blew fire up poor Jimmy's behind,
But now it's so much better,
(It's so much better)
Even though he lost his life that day,
He won't have to go through the healin',
(no he won't)
He's safe now and that's how he'll stay.
 
 
Yeah he was yellin', and screamin',
and runnin' from that dragon,
And just when it bit me,
Somebody turned around and shouted,
Slay that freaky dragon knight boy,
Slay that freaky dragon right,
Slay that freaky dragon knight boy.
Don't lay down but fight, and slay that freaky dragon till you die,
Till you die, yeah yeah.
 
They shouted slay that freaky dragon,
Slay that freaky dragon,
Slay that freaky dragon,
Gotta keep on slayin' freaky dragons,
Slay that freaky dragon,
Slay that freaky dragon,
Slay that freaky dragon,
Gotta run from the fire.
Slay that freaky dragon knight boy,
Slay that freaky dragon right,
Slay that freaky dragon knight boy,
Slay that freaky dragon right,
Slay that freaky dragon knight boy,

Slay that freaky dragon...

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