Disclaimer: Once again, Ranma 1/2 belongs to the wonderful Rumiko Takahashi, NOT ME!
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Chapter 2
Oh, Shampoo, what did you get yourself into this time? Cologne was busy disinfecting the small wound on Shampoo's shoulder. It Kon Di, great-grandmother. She attack Shampoo with a.....machine gun... The more Shampoo thought about this, the more ridiculous it sounded to her.
Cologne sighed and shook her head. This is strange Shampoo. A machine gun? That doesn't sound very much like Kon Di Xion Ur to me...and robes? Sounds more like Mousse than your old friend. Speaking of Mousse, where is he? I need him to clean up shop, it's after closing time. She shook her head again and muttered something to herself about foolish men with no respect for their elders.
At that moment, Mousse came home. Cologne's eyes widened and Shampoo started cracking up. Mousse was just standing there, with Conditioner hugging him around the waist. It didn't look like she was going to let go.
Meanwhile, Mousse's mind was working like crazy. *But I love Shampoo! But a cute girl's hugging me! But I love Shampoo! But a cute girl's hugging me! But I love Shampoo! But a cute girl's hugging me!*
Shampoo couldn't stop laughing. Mousse's voice faltered. Er, I'll clean up now... He grabbed the broom and began to sweep. But Conditioner was still glomping him, so it was pretty difficult. And the whole time, Conditioner was saying over and over again, Muu Tsu! Muu Tsu! Muu Tsu! Shampoo doubled up with laughter and fell to the floor.
Cologne clapped her hands. Enough! [Kon Di, please let go of Muu Tsu! I need him to work!] Shampoo regained composure and brushed the dirt off of her clothes. Conditioner giggled. [Ooh, does Muu Tsu have a job? And he gets paid?] [No. Now let go of him]
Conditioner began to pout. She was apparently so busy swooning over Mousse, she had forgotten her whole reason for being in Japan: To kill Shampoo and Ranma. Cologne obviously realized this and took the opportunity to work this to her advantage. She would get Mousse to like Conditioner, the two would go back to China, and Shampoo could win Ranma's affection without anyone in the way! *Unless I count the tomboy and spatula girl, but I don't think that's too much of a problem*
Great-grandmother, Shampoo go find Airen now! With that, Shampoo jumped out the door. SHAMPOO! Don't leave me here with....them! Mousse jumped off after her. Conditioner started crying until Cologne threw her out the door. And of course, she landed on top of Mousse and started hugging him again. [Muu Tsu...] Mousse sweatdropped. *Ah! She won't leave! But....she's....hugging me again...But I love Shampoo! But a cute girl's hugging me!*
They happened to come at the right time, just when Ranma and Akane were returning from school. Ranma looked up to see a pretty funny sight: Shampoo waving on her bicycle, Mousse just a few jumps behind, seeming to be giving conditioner a piggy back ride. Conditioner was waving too. [Hey look, Muu Tsu! It's the people from before!]
Shampoo glomped Ranma. Akane got a huge sweatdrop and began pounding Ranma into the ground. YOU STUPID STUPID IDIOT!!! RANMA!!! Conditioner (who was still on top of Mousse by the way) heard the name Ranma and seemed to remember she was supposed to kill him. She pulled out a revolver. [Ranma, prepare to die!] Mousse sighed. [Get in line, Kon Di] Ranma just looked confused, seeing Mousse speaking Chinese to a threatening looking person with a gun.
Akane and Ranma just looked at her in awe. WAIT WAIT! DON'T SHOOT ME! Conditioner looked confused. [Hey Muu Tsu, watch! I've been brushing up on my Japanese! I'll try to say something to him!] She cleared her throat looked straight at Ranma and said, I am swimming in peanut butter. She looked very proud of herself, and Shampoo started laughing again.
She seemed ready to try again. Do you mind if I punch this squid? Ranma and Akane joined in the laughter. Mousse just stood there. *But I love Shampoo! But a cute girl's hugging me! But I love Shampoo! But a cute girl's hugging me!*
Suddenly, and without warning, it began to rain. There was a thud and Conditioner was sprawled out on the ground on top of a duck. There seemed to be a red-head nearby screaming about cats being the spawn of Satan, and a small pink cat on top of the girls head purring. The only person still there as a human was Akane.
Conditioner started crying. [Where did Muu Tsu go! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!] Mousse quacked underneath her. *But I love Shampoo! But a cute girl's sitting on me! But I love Shampoo! But a cute girl's sitting on me!* Akane tried to comfort the girl even though she had no idea what the girl was saying. Sssh sssh sssh! It's okay, it's okay! Conditioner seemed to calm down a bit, and through her sobs Akane heard her say, You are like mud, short and brown.
A/N- And there's chapter 2! It was kind of short considering all the other stuff I still need to explain about her! But pretty much, she's kind of immature. And don't worry, she doesn't have a curse nor will she ever get one. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review my story! I love to read them!
