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Chapter 3

Akane, Conditioner, and the now female Ranma walked into the Tendo dojo. Akane was carrying Shampoo, who was a cat, and Ranma was carrying the duck. Conditioner didn't know what to make of this. She was in a strange house, with people she didn't know, and she couldn't communicate with them.

The three humans sat down with the cat and duck. Conditioner sniffled a little and murmered something about Muu Tsu. Akane, who is your new friend? Kasumi walked in smiling, and she just happened to have made some tea. Akane looked at the Amazon and replied, This is Conditioner. Kasumi's smile grew wider as she leaned over to greet the newcomer.

Well hello Conditioner. I'm Kasumi! Would you like some tea? She can't speak Japanese, Kasumi. Conditioner took this as another opportunity to speak with these people. May I chew on your cat? Kasumi looked kind of confused before looking down at Shampoo.

Then Nabiki walked in. Who's this? Ranma then turned to the sisters and explained why she was here. You see? Nabiki shook her head. Wait, she's obsessed with Mousse? Ranma and Akane nodded. Nabiki laughed for a minute then realized something. So why isn't she all over him now? She nodded over at duck-Mousse and he got a sweatdrop. She doesn't know about Jusenkyo. Ranma informed her.

Apparently Nabiki saw this as an oppourtunity to gain some money, but Akane seemed to have realized this. Ranma, we gotta tell her somehow! Without shocking her though... Well, why don't we just show her? He picked up the duck off the floor. Akane shook her head. No, I'm pretty sure that would shock her...

Akane turned back to Conditioner. *Hmm, lets see, I studied some Chinese in grade school...* Okay, lets try this! [Jusenkyo water form] Conditioner looked kind of confused for the thousandth time that day, before her eyes widened. [Jusenkyo!?] Akane nodded. The events of that day flashed through Conditioner's mind.

She looked at the duck and grabbed him. [where is the bathroom?] Akane understood the word and pointed down the hall. Conditioner ran off, filled a bath with water and threw the duck in, to see if her hunch was correct. Sure enough, seconds later the duck was replaced by a now clothless Mousse.

[Erm, hi Kon Di...] Conditioner's smile came back and she jumped into the tub to glomp Mousse. [Muu Tsu! You poor baby! You have to turn into a duck!] At that moment a little pink cat walked in on this scene and jumped in with them. It was quickly replaced with Shampoo

[What are you two doing?] Mousse got all flustered at the fact that neither he nor Shampoo had any clothes on. [Um...um...I'm not a duck anymore, and...um...she was....she just...] Shampoo rolled her eyes. [That's not what I meant! Like I care! I just meant to wait till we get back home to OUR bathtub!

Conditioner was still smiling. [Okay Xian Pu! Let's go home Muu Tsu.] Just as she was going to jump out, Soun Tendo conveniently walked in and just stared at them. Kasumi walked in to see what was taking so long. Oh my! Kasumi called for Ranma and Akane. Ranma, could you lend Mousse some of your clothes? And Akane, could you get some of yours for Shampoo?



A/N- Hmmm, was that short or what? Or was it? I don't know! You have to review and tell me!!! ^_^