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*text*=thoughts
[text]=Chinese
Chapter 6
Kasumi, when's dinner! Ranma, Akane, Genma, Nabiki, and Soun were seated around the table. I'm starved! Sounds of scraping pans came from the kitchen. Just a minute everyone! It's almost ready! Ranma of course gets impatient and starts mumbling about yakisoba and takoyaki.
And then another one of those huge holes formed in the wall as two Amazons burst in. One of them was crying hysterically while the other looked mad at having to come along. Conditioner ran up to Akane bawling. [Have you seen Muu-Tsu? WHERE'S MUU-TSU! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!]
Shampoo didn't even glomp Ranma. Duck-boy is missing. He gone all day, not even write Shampoo or Kon Di note! Elder getting angry! Shampoo decided to seat herself next to Ranma, Akane and Kon Di. So what is we eating? Shampoo is hungry, out looking for Muu-Tsu all day...
All right! It's ready! Kasumi walked in smiling with a covered tray in her hands. I hope everyone's hungry, I worked on this meal all day! She lifted the lid on her delicious smelling dish to reveal a fried duck, covered in bonito flakes. It appeared to be wearing thick glasses.
Oh my God! Ranma and Akane looked at it in horror. Conditioner and Shampoo started screaming in Chinese. [What the hell! You killed Muu-Tsu!] [What are we going to do!?] [WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!] Soun spoke up. I will not see food wasted in my house! He and Genma dug in. No! What is you doing!
By this point, half of the fried duck had been consumed by the hungry idiots. Ranma almost took a bite before Akane pounded him with mallet-sama. Kasumi uttered the only thing she could think to say. Oh my...
~~~Later, at the funeral~~~
All the martial artists in Nerima had arrived to say their final farewells to the departed myopic duck-boy. Even Ryoga had managed to find his way. They had left him as a duck because no one really wanted to see Mousse's half eaten corpse. So, it was a closed coffin ceremony, with his glasses on the lid.
Ranma walked up to be the first to speak. What do I say about Mousse. Well, he was a good rival...and it's...really hard to believe that he's gone... He looked out at the group of well-wishers all in black. Well, I think...someone else should speak...
Ryoga got up. Well, I didn't really know the guy too well, I was either lost..or something...but I'll miss you Mousse... At this point Ryoga starts crying like a little girl. Cologne got up. The only thing I have to say is this: The Cat Cafe is currently hiring. Thank you. She stepped down.
Kasumi got up. Well....it was all...my fault...I'm sorry everyone... She to cried and waited for the next speaker. Shampoo got up to translate for Kon Di. Kon Di took a breath and began. (Shampoo translating) Conditioner loved Mousse so much. Mousse was one of Conditioner's best friends and Conditioner will never forget him. Conditioner's heart torn up and ripped to shreds. Even Shampoo sniffed. Conditioner sat down and it was finally Shampoo's turn.
Shampoo will miss...stupid duck-boy... Suddenly Mousse walked in and started talking to a random tree. Have you seen my glasses ma'am? I seem to have lost them and I'm late for a funeral you see- Mousse was cut off by every single person within 10 feet glomping him.
[Eeek! Muu-Tsu! You aren't dead! I was so worried Airen!] So you're alive m'boy! Never mind! The job opening's been filled! Suddenly some random person who was there spoke up. So who's in the coffin. They shrugged. I don't know, some duck
Mousse looked up. He ran over and flung open the coffin.
~~~Later, at Marty's funeral~~~
Mousse got up to speak. Marty was the best stunt double I ever worked with...
A/N- Okay, I lied about the plot. But this stupid random idea popped into my head! And I found it funny! So I've got a better idea: instead of a plot, I'll do a whole bunch of short stories like this! If you think that's a bad idea or if you want me to go ahead and do it, YOU HAVE TO REVIEW AND TELL ME!
