Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma 1/2. I don't own pepsi either, but it is good. ^_^
*text*=thoughts
[text]=Chinese
Chapter 8
Conditioner sat in the corner of some alley she had found. She didn't know if she was Nerima anymore, but she could tell she was in Tokyo. If she had cared, she would have noticed her wedding dress getting dirty from the nasty ground. But she didn't care. She had embarrassed herself in front of half of Nerima, many of her new friends, and it was Mousse's fault. Muu-Tsu. He didn't love her. Her heart rate slowed down a bit as she caught her breath. Sniffing a final time she got up and surveyed her surroundings. After all, she was an Amazon, she couldn't leave herself open to attack.
She could tell she wasn't in Nerima. It was darker here, smog covered everything. She wished she were back in her village, everything was peaceful (ok, the surroundings were peaceful) and there weren't factories and tall buildings covering everything in sight. For a fleeting instant she almost would rather have been in Nerima, but that was where she had so desperately run from, to escape the torture of facing Mousse and....Shampoo.
She shook her head. *No. I can't think about them anymore.* Suddenly she gasped in shock. She had been so preoccupied that last couple of months she had completely forgotten about her mission. So now she couldn't even return to her village. Now she cried.
Who should appear but a large group of thugs. When I say large, I mean large to a skilled Amazon such as Conditioner. I'd say an estimate of around 100 guys that somehow fit into an alley just to harm a good looking girl in a wedding dress. Hey honey! A few of them whistled and hooted.
She sniffed, wiped her eyes, and growled at their cat calls. [You picked the wrong day to try and molest me...] With a roar she jumped at them, taking out two at a time. Since she was wearing a wedding dress, however, this created several problems: 1. she didn't have her robes, so therefore, none of her usual weapons 2. her dress ripped in half, just what the sickos wanted.
She wasn't as straightforward as Shampoo, and being half dressed distracted her. (Hey, who wouldn't be distracted?!) This brief moment allowed the thugs to surround Conditioner, backing her into the wall. She screamed, and just before she would have been knocked out by the men, a blinding flash of light disintegrated the thugs, leaving a shocked Conditioner.
~~~~~~~Somewhere in Hawaii~~~~~~~
Ryoga, are you sure this is the direction Kon Di took? It doesn't feel right to me... Ryoga rounded on Mousse. For the thousandth time, I know where we're going! Mousse shut up and followed his companion. Hey Mousse, why don't you go over to that, uh, coconut stand and order us some drinks! Mousse shrugged. Why not? With that he walked off towards a bathroom. Ryoga smile. *Great, now's my chance to ask for directions...*
~~~~~~~alley, somewhere in Tokyo~~~~~~~
Conditioner opened her eyes to look at the damages. Surprisingly, nothing around her had been affected by the blast. Only the thugs, who were now gone without a trace. And Conditioner looked up and saw her savior.
It was a tall, dark looking man. It seemed that everything he was wearing was black. His hair (also black) was relatively short, except for two pieces that fell past his arms. He was covered by a long black trench coat. Smiling, he walked slowly towards the helpless girl, who gave him a threatening look.
*Good good, it seems she was suffering even before I arrived. All the more fun for me*
Conditioner was sitting in the corner, her knees pulled up to her chest. [Who are you! What do you want, you....you...] The man looked hurt. [You do not trust me even after I saved your life? I'm offended Kon Di Xian Ur.] Conditioner stuck out her tongue. *Well, at least he speaks Chinese* He smiled. *I like this human. Too bad I'm going to make her life as hellish as mine is* [I am Kurai bakari otoko Tsuyogari. Just call me Ku-kun, everyone does. I am a powerful sorcerer, and I am here to help you.] With that he offered her a gloved hand, which she reluctantly took. *I'm not sure if I should trust this Kurai bakari ot....Ku-kun*
~~~~~~~Nerima, Tokyo, Cat Cafe~~~~~~~
Mousse, Shampoo, and Cologne were sitting around a table in the Cat Cafe in silence. Shampoo spoke up. Mousse, Kon Di been missing two weeks! And you still no find her! Mousse looked down at his bowl of ramen. He had somehow not seen where he was going on his way to that coconut stand and ended up back in Nerima. *I wonder where Ryoga ended up...*
Cologne looked up at Mousse. I am very disappointed in you, Mousse. You could have married that beautiful girl and been happy! You could have gone back to China! You could have- Let Shampoo marry Ranma? Mousse cut her off. Just for interrupting, he got whacked on the head with that stupid wooden staff.
I am your elder! Mousse, now there is no way in hell that you can marry my great-granddaughter! Even Shampoo looked shocked at the way Cologne had said that. It was unusually harsh, even for her. Mousse seemed to have lost contact with his usual self since he had returned from Hawaii. It's not like you would have given me a chance anyway.
With that, he walked up the stairs to his room.
NEXT EPISODE: What has Conditioner been doing the past two weeks? Will anyone rescue her from Ku-kun? Does anyone CARE?!?!?! (just kidding)
A/N-ta-da! I updated so quickly to make up for waiting so long last time! And I promise this will get funny again. And I thought Ku-kun's name was funny! It rhymes! Ha haha! say it out loud: Kurai bakari otoko Tsuyogari. SEE?! Anyway, he's not really as cool and evil as I was making him out to be, he's actually a pretty dumb bad guy!
Ku-kun: I resent that
Kon Di: Kurai-baka!!
(ooh, look! HIS NAME MAKES A PARODY! HA! OH JOY! I'm gonna have so much fun with this OC!)
Ku-kun: I resent that too. -_-'
(my spell check thought that Ku-kun's should be Kookiness! ^_^)
Ku-kun: *growls* STOP MAKING ME RESENT THINGS!!!
