Authors Note:Ah, another fic from this twisted mind. This is what happens when I get bored, and I get bored a lot. I hope you like it, and please R&R!!!! No flames please.
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Stan: Theres a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Ohhh, the snows pure and white on the earth rich and brown
Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the 3 feet of snow I mean
This is a day when its hard to wear a frooooown
All, the happy people stop to say hello!
Stranger: Get out of my way!
Stan: Even though the temperature is low
Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town
Sharon: Well good morning Stan!
Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating...
Stan: But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film
from Canada
Sharon: All right, all right; here you go, but be back for supper!
Stan: Thanks Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild
He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooown
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Stan: Hi, is your son home?
Ms. McCormick: I think so... HEY!!! (Stan: ow) Kenny, wake up... Kenny
dammit come on
Kenny: Im coming or Okaaay
Stan: Kenny the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Kenny: (something another)
Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Kenny: I'm going to see Terrance & Phillip
Ms. McCormick: You can't, you have to go to church!
Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you
die and go to Hell you
can answer to Satan!
Kenny: OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people, but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles inwhich we'd be glad to drown
Kenny: ( not sure )
Stan: That's right, its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred
redneck mountain
tooooown!
Kyle: OK, Ike lets try this one more time
Ike: (cant tell)
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby
Kyle: Kick the baby
Stan: Kyle, we're going to the Terrence & Phillip movie
Kyle: Oh my god dude!
Sheila: Kyle, what's going on?
Kyle: Nothing, we're going skating now
Sheila: Oh, well take your little brother out with you
Kyle: Aw mom, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted
Sheila: Do as I say Kyle!
Kyle: Ok, ok I'm sorry
Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace
Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town
Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the dooor
Mom, somebody's at the dooor, I said!
Liane: Coming hun...
Cartman: Ahh, I can't see the TV
Generic Reporter (could possibly be Creamy Goodness): It's been six weeks
since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the worl d is
still glad to be rid of him
Liane: Oh Look Eric, it's your little friends
Ike: Buyman...
Cartman: What are you guys doing here? (sees movie ad) OH SWEET
DUDE, YES!!!
Four boys: Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
Cuz the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!
And this movie's gonna make our lives comeplete!
Cuz Terrence & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet)
Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash
(Kenny mumble)
U.S.AAAAAAAAAA......

Meanwhile...............

*An avalanche on Carad-Hras comes down. The Fellowship break out to find themselves in a town with really bad animation*

Frodo:Where are we?

Aragorn:I don't know...

Legolas:Stop being all rangery, will you? You're not fooling anyone.

Aragorn:*scowls and pulls out Rangery for Dummies*

Frodo:Gandalf, can you get us out..... Gandalf? *Looks around*

Gandalf:Hey guys! You gotta see this, it's hilarius! *Watches Terrence and Philip*

Frodo:Gandalf!

Gandalf:What? Whoa... I didn't know you could do -that- with your hindquarters!

Aragorn:Hmm... anyone know where I can find a pipe?

Gimli:*laughs* Look at Terrence go!!!

Gandalf:*raises brow* I gotta try that one with Saruman....

Frodo:Guys! We have to get outta here and finish the quest!

Cartman:*Walks up* Who the hell're you?

Stan:I think they're aliens.

Kenny:*muffled noises*

Kyle:Maybe, Kenny, but they look a bit too big.

Gandalf:Uh.... We come in peace! *Makes weird hand sign*

Cartman:Whoa, dude, they are fuckin' aliens!

Frodo:We're not aliens! We come from Middle-Earth.

Kenny:*muffled noises*

Kyle:Lord of the Rings? What the hell is that?

Kenny:*more muffled noises*

Cartman:Never fuckin' heard of it.

Kenny:*sticks up middle finger*

Cartman:AH!!! *unleashes a bomb from Baghdad, killing Kenny*

Kenny:*is dead*

Stan:You killed Kenny!

Kyle:You bastard!

Cartman:So, uh... what are you names?

Gandalf:I'm Gandalf, that's Frodo, that's Gimli, that's Merry, that's Pippin, that's Sam, that's Boromir, and that's Aragorn.

Cartman:And the girly one?

Gandalf:He's not with us.

Legolas:Lyk, I broke a, lyk, NAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cartman:SHUT THE FUCK UP YA DAMN BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legolas:*runs off, crying like a girl*

Gandalf:Who're you?

Cartman:I'm Cartman, that's Stan and that's Kyle. And that -used- to be Kenny.

Gandalf:Oh.

Timmy:*rolls up* TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!! TIMMY!!!!!!!! TIMMY!!!!!!!!!! TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!! TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frodo:He's scaring me. *hides behind Sam*

Sam:Don't worry, Mr. Frodo! *pulls out Hobbitry For Dummies*

Aragorn:Is he an Orc?

Cartman:Yeah, he's a dork alright.

Stan:He said Orc not dork. *thwaps Cartman with fish*

Wendy:*walks up* Hel-

Stan:*throws up*

Wendy:*frowns*

Gregory:I will save you Wendy. *walks up*

Cartman:LOOK OUT, IT'S THE GAY WAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Gregory:I am not gay, nor am I a wad.

Kyle:Cartman! You're a donkey dick!

Cartman:*scowls* I AM NOT!!!!!!!!! -YOU'RE- A DONKEY DICK!!!!!

Kyle:*scowls*

Cartman:*grins* OOOOHHH-

Kyle:Don't you dare, Cartman!

Cartman:...... OOOOHHHH-

Kyle:Don't even think about it Cartman!

Cartman:Oh, fine...... Wellllll...
Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's mom is a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednsday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
For tons kids around the world it might go something like this:
(Weird Japenese stuff to the tune)
(Weird Dutch stuff to the tune)
(Weird African Tribe stuff to the tune)

Aragorn:*sings in Elvish*

Gimli:*sings in Dwarven*

Gandalf:*sings in Spanish*

Fellowship:*sings along*

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
(Other children:*Gasp!*)
Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
I really mean it
Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking biiiiiiitch
Big old fucking bitch ass mooooom
Yeah
Chaaaa

Cartman:...What.....? *turns around*

Kyle's Mom:*is there*

Cartman:Ah, fuck.

Fellowship:*continues singing*
Frodo:Kyle's Mom's a bitch, she's just a stupid bitch!

Aragorn:Talk to Elves around the world, it might go a lil' somthin' like this!

(Elvish singing)

Gimli:Talk to Dwarves around the world, it might go a lil' somthin' like this!

(Dwarven singing)

Frodo+Sam+Merry+Pippin:Talk to Hobbits around the world, it might go a lil' somthin' like this!

(Hobbitish Singing)

Children:*dances*

Cartman:*dances*

Stan:*dances*

Kyle:*scowls*

Saddam:*dances*

Satan:*dances*

5 Hours Later.....

Everyone (including Kyle):*are still dancing*

57 Hours later......

Everyone (including Kyle's Mom):*are still dancing*

Frodo:*finally* We should get back to Middle-Earth!

69 Hours Later.....

Everyone:*stops dancing*

Children (except Kyle, Cartman and Stan):*go home*

Kyle's Mom:*goes home*

Gandalf:D'you guys know how we can get back to Middle-Earth?

Kyle:Wellllll, I tihnk Satan can help.

Gandalf:Okay.

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