Spoilers: Starts immediately after Smashed with spoilers for the rest of
the season.
Rating: R to be on the safe side.
Disclaimer: I own nothing here. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfics. Everything belongs to Joss Wendon UPN and ME.
Distribution: Just ask, but let me know where it's going.
Thank you all so much for the reviews. Please write more and let me know what you think.
"Why did you get dressed again?" Buffy asked as she pulled his zipper down.
"Just in case Willow or Dawn came in here," Spike answered as he pulled her top off. "I didn't want them to come in here and see me in all my naked glory."
Buffy laughed and leaned in to kiss him. Spike rolled them onto their sides.
"Ouch," Buffy said suddenly. "I think I'm sitting on something."
She reached behind her and pulled out the phone. She looked at it for a second then threw it on the floor and returned to kissing Spike.
The phone hit the floor and the word dialing appeared on the screen.
At the Magic Box, the light on the answering machine started flashing and Anya's message played.
"Hi, thank you for choosing to Magic Box to spend your money at! I'm not in right now, so please leave a message after the beep, but only if you have money to spend."
The machine beeped and the recording button flashed red.
***
"So, Buffy seemed happy this morning," Willow said to Dawn as they walked along the main street towards the Magic Box.
"Yeah, I think she back to her usual self," Dawn said and she smiled to herself, knowing what had made her happy.
"Willow saw her smile. "Did something happen that I don't know about?" she asked.
"I don't think so," Dawn lied. "But if there was, I'm sure you'll find out soon."
"Yeah," I'm sure I will," Willow said, becoming a little suspicious.
"Well, I'll see you at home," Dawn said as they approached the Magic Box.
"Okay," Willow said and Dawn walked off. Willow spotted Anya and Xander unlocking the door to the shop and headed towards them.
"Hey guys," she called out.
"Hey," Xander and Anya said together. Anya opened the door and they all headed inside.
"So, what brings you to the shop this early in the morning?" Anya asked. "Do you want to buy something," she added hopefully.
"No, I'm gonna do a little research," Willow answered.
"Oh," Anya said disappointed.
"Well, I trying to get some more poop on the stolen diamond. It might lead us to whoever stole it."
"Have you found anything at all," Xander asked as they sat down at the table.
"Nope. Big zippo," Willow said, then sighed. "I miss Giles."
"Yeah," Xander sighed.
"Maybe we could call him," Anya suggested.
"No, we shouldn't disturb him with our problems," Willow said. "We'll work this out eventually."
"But there's nothing even remotely similar to this demon, if it even is a demon," Anya said. "We need help with this."
"Yeah, maybe Giles can get something from the council," Xander said.
"Well, I suppose we can call him," Willow relented.
"All in favour," Xander asked and they all lifted their hand.
"Okay, I'll call him," Anya offered. She got up and walked over to the phone. "Just a minute," she said when she noticed the message on the answering machine. "I have a message." She pressed the button.
Everyone's mouths fell open as the Buffy's and Spike's moans filled the shop.
"Oh my God!" Xander exclaimed in horror. "Who is that?"
"Oh God! Spike!"
Their mouths dropped open again, except for Anya's, as she listened in great interest.
"You know that really sounds like Buffy," she said.
"What?!" Xander yelled. No! No, it's probably Hamony. Oh God, please let it be Harmony."
"Oh, Buffy!"
Just as Xander jumped up, the message finished.
"Well, that was exciting," Anya said.
"That wasn't Buffy! Buffy would never do that. Not with Spike."
"Oh come on, Xander," Anya said. "How many Buffys do we know?"
"No! It wasn't."
"Do you want me to play it again?" Anya asked.
"No!" Xander picked the answering machine up and smashed it on the ground.
"Xander!" Anya exclaimed in surprise
"Oh God, I think I'm gonna be sick!" Xander said and he raced out of the room.
Anya looked over at Willow, who was still sitting in absolute horror. "Are you okay?" Anya asked her.
"Willow blinked her eyes a few times and looked at Anya. "Buffy and Spike are together?" she asked.
"Well obviously."
"Oh," Willow said, and she continued to sit silently with her eyes wide open.
Just then the bell sounded through the shop and Buffy walked in. Spike raced in behind her with his blanket covering him. Smoke rose from the blanket as he threw it off.
"Hey guys," Buffy said cheerfully. She looked at Willow and noticed the look on her face. "You okay, Will?"
"Nothing!" Willow shouted suddenly. She looked up at Buffy nervously. "I-I- I mean, I f-fine. Just fine fine fine." she stammered nervously.
"Okay, Will, what's happened?" Buffy asked suspiciously.
Xander walked back into the room. He took one look at Buffy and Spike and bolted for the toilet again.
"What's going on?" Buffy asked, suddenly worried. "Did something happen?"
"No.no, n-n-nothing happened," Willow said nervously.
"You sure?"
Willow just sat there silently avoiding Buffy's eyes.
"Did I miss something?" Buffy asked Anya confused.
"Oh no, you didn't miss anything," Anya said.
"Anya! Please don't." Xander said coming back into the room.
"I'm sorry Xander, but I can't just stand here and pretend that we didn't hear Buffy Spike having sex on the answering machine," Anya said.
Buffy's and Spike's mouths fell open in shock.
"What?" Buffy managed to choke out.
"How could you hear us?" Spike asked.
"Oh my God, please don't tell me that really was you," Xander groaned.
"But how." Buffy started.
"The phone," Spike groaned.
"What?" Buffy asked.
"The phone was on the bed and you sat on it," Spike explained.
"Oh," Buffy said. She looked up at Willow, Xander and Anya "Oh my god! You really did hear us.oh God."
"It was very exciting," Anya said cheerfully.
Everyone groaned.
***
Please review and let me know what you think.
Rating: R to be on the safe side.
Disclaimer: I own nothing here. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfics. Everything belongs to Joss Wendon UPN and ME.
Distribution: Just ask, but let me know where it's going.
Thank you all so much for the reviews. Please write more and let me know what you think.
"Why did you get dressed again?" Buffy asked as she pulled his zipper down.
"Just in case Willow or Dawn came in here," Spike answered as he pulled her top off. "I didn't want them to come in here and see me in all my naked glory."
Buffy laughed and leaned in to kiss him. Spike rolled them onto their sides.
"Ouch," Buffy said suddenly. "I think I'm sitting on something."
She reached behind her and pulled out the phone. She looked at it for a second then threw it on the floor and returned to kissing Spike.
The phone hit the floor and the word dialing appeared on the screen.
At the Magic Box, the light on the answering machine started flashing and Anya's message played.
"Hi, thank you for choosing to Magic Box to spend your money at! I'm not in right now, so please leave a message after the beep, but only if you have money to spend."
The machine beeped and the recording button flashed red.
***
"So, Buffy seemed happy this morning," Willow said to Dawn as they walked along the main street towards the Magic Box.
"Yeah, I think she back to her usual self," Dawn said and she smiled to herself, knowing what had made her happy.
"Willow saw her smile. "Did something happen that I don't know about?" she asked.
"I don't think so," Dawn lied. "But if there was, I'm sure you'll find out soon."
"Yeah," I'm sure I will," Willow said, becoming a little suspicious.
"Well, I'll see you at home," Dawn said as they approached the Magic Box.
"Okay," Willow said and Dawn walked off. Willow spotted Anya and Xander unlocking the door to the shop and headed towards them.
"Hey guys," she called out.
"Hey," Xander and Anya said together. Anya opened the door and they all headed inside.
"So, what brings you to the shop this early in the morning?" Anya asked. "Do you want to buy something," she added hopefully.
"No, I'm gonna do a little research," Willow answered.
"Oh," Anya said disappointed.
"Well, I trying to get some more poop on the stolen diamond. It might lead us to whoever stole it."
"Have you found anything at all," Xander asked as they sat down at the table.
"Nope. Big zippo," Willow said, then sighed. "I miss Giles."
"Yeah," Xander sighed.
"Maybe we could call him," Anya suggested.
"No, we shouldn't disturb him with our problems," Willow said. "We'll work this out eventually."
"But there's nothing even remotely similar to this demon, if it even is a demon," Anya said. "We need help with this."
"Yeah, maybe Giles can get something from the council," Xander said.
"Well, I suppose we can call him," Willow relented.
"All in favour," Xander asked and they all lifted their hand.
"Okay, I'll call him," Anya offered. She got up and walked over to the phone. "Just a minute," she said when she noticed the message on the answering machine. "I have a message." She pressed the button.
Everyone's mouths fell open as the Buffy's and Spike's moans filled the shop.
"Oh my God!" Xander exclaimed in horror. "Who is that?"
"Oh God! Spike!"
Their mouths dropped open again, except for Anya's, as she listened in great interest.
"You know that really sounds like Buffy," she said.
"What?!" Xander yelled. No! No, it's probably Hamony. Oh God, please let it be Harmony."
"Oh, Buffy!"
Just as Xander jumped up, the message finished.
"Well, that was exciting," Anya said.
"That wasn't Buffy! Buffy would never do that. Not with Spike."
"Oh come on, Xander," Anya said. "How many Buffys do we know?"
"No! It wasn't."
"Do you want me to play it again?" Anya asked.
"No!" Xander picked the answering machine up and smashed it on the ground.
"Xander!" Anya exclaimed in surprise
"Oh God, I think I'm gonna be sick!" Xander said and he raced out of the room.
Anya looked over at Willow, who was still sitting in absolute horror. "Are you okay?" Anya asked her.
"Willow blinked her eyes a few times and looked at Anya. "Buffy and Spike are together?" she asked.
"Well obviously."
"Oh," Willow said, and she continued to sit silently with her eyes wide open.
Just then the bell sounded through the shop and Buffy walked in. Spike raced in behind her with his blanket covering him. Smoke rose from the blanket as he threw it off.
"Hey guys," Buffy said cheerfully. She looked at Willow and noticed the look on her face. "You okay, Will?"
"Nothing!" Willow shouted suddenly. She looked up at Buffy nervously. "I-I- I mean, I f-fine. Just fine fine fine." she stammered nervously.
"Okay, Will, what's happened?" Buffy asked suspiciously.
Xander walked back into the room. He took one look at Buffy and Spike and bolted for the toilet again.
"What's going on?" Buffy asked, suddenly worried. "Did something happen?"
"No.no, n-n-nothing happened," Willow said nervously.
"You sure?"
Willow just sat there silently avoiding Buffy's eyes.
"Did I miss something?" Buffy asked Anya confused.
"Oh no, you didn't miss anything," Anya said.
"Anya! Please don't." Xander said coming back into the room.
"I'm sorry Xander, but I can't just stand here and pretend that we didn't hear Buffy Spike having sex on the answering machine," Anya said.
Buffy's and Spike's mouths fell open in shock.
"What?" Buffy managed to choke out.
"How could you hear us?" Spike asked.
"Oh my God, please don't tell me that really was you," Xander groaned.
"But how." Buffy started.
"The phone," Spike groaned.
"What?" Buffy asked.
"The phone was on the bed and you sat on it," Spike explained.
"Oh," Buffy said. She looked up at Willow, Xander and Anya "Oh my god! You really did hear us.oh God."
"It was very exciting," Anya said cheerfully.
Everyone groaned.
***
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