FORTV Hour 2
Insert standard disclaimer.
Screen: Red BG; A flame shoots across the screen. Turns into a white line, with the Fortv logo
appears.
VA: Your watching Fortv!
VA: Weekdays at 10:00 a.m.! It's Mr. Joker's Neighborhood! Fun for all!
Joker enters the set. From a closet, he takes a little pink sweater, and dons it. He turns to the
camera.
Joker: Hello, kids. Welcome to my place. Will you be my friend? (He glares into the camera)
VA: Watch as Mr. Joker yucks it up with Mr. Fox!
Kondo: Oi, Joker-han!
Joker: Konnichiyo, Kitsu-han!
Kondo: I have a riddle for you. What is white, round, and falls on bakka Joker?
Joker: Oh, I know! Its Neon-han's..
Kondo: Echi Joker-han! Another clue. It's all a game!
Joker: Oi, you mean ping pong balls!
On cue, dozens of ping-pong balls fall on Joker in waves. Kondo laughs. Joker leans over him.
Joker: That is not funny, Kitsu-han..
Kondo: (sweat drop) Kowai...
VA: Watch as Mr. Tree gives some tips on taking care of plants.
Mokuren: We need to take care of trees, because they help support us, they are vital for our
existence, and if you don't, they will strike back, and make you pay! (Insane laughter)
Joker, with Kondo looking over his shoulder, sweat drops.
Kondo: Kowai....
VA: Fun for the whole family! Weekday mornings at 10!
Va: We now join the Kirisawa Fuuko Show, already in progress..
(Scene: The Battlements; Enter Macbeth..)
Aki: (VO) Start again.
Domon: (VO) Enter Macbeth.. (Laughs)
Aki: (VO) Echi!!
(The Scene: Talk Show Set; Fuuko is chatting with Tamahome, while opposite sits Domon)
Fuuko: ...So, besides all that, you still like her?
Tama: Er, yeah. She IS the Suzaku no Miko, ya know.
Fuuko: Wha-at ever!
Domon: If I may, Fuuko-chan..
(Cut to: A heavily pummeled Domon; Fuuko just out of frame, her fist still inches away)
Fuuko: Knock off the 'Chan', ya big ape!
Tamahome: K.. Kowai..
Fuuko: And just who are YOU calling scary?
Tama: N.. No one! Honest!
Fujimaru: (From aud) Yeah! You show 'em, Fuuko-chan!
Fuuko: I thought I had that freak banned..
(Fuujin glows, winds blow around Fuuko, and Fujimaru sails ungracefully out off the studio)
Fuuko: (To an obviously nervice Tama) Anyway..
(With a flourish, the band starts up, Raiha appears and walks onto the set)
Fuuko: Raiha!!!
(..And Raiha trips and falls flat on his face. Sweat drops all around. He gets up, laughing)
Tama:(Under breath) Saved by the bish..
(Raiha sits, all good humored embarrassment at Fuuko's doting. Domon just glares. Tama is
sneaking off set...)
Fuuko: So, what's been going on with you?
Raiha: Well, Fuuko-san, we just started the second season. We finished in the top ten.
Fuuko: Oh, you and that Tenshi no Kurei..
Domon: I like hearing about it..
(More violence)
Fuuko: WHO ASKED YOU?!?!
Raiha: I AM one the actors, Fuuko-san.
Fuuko: And a producer!
Raiha: Er, yeah.
Fuuko: So... Any hints for this coming season?
Raiha: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmm......... No.
Fuuko: Nothing?
Raiha: I'm sorry.
Domon: More Bishoujo?
(Raiha smiles mysteriously)
Domon: Cool... (Drools, nosebleed)
Fuuko: Echi.. Oh, I see were out time. I'd like to thank all my guests.
Join us next week when.. (The screen goes half screen;)
VA: This has been a Fuujin Rulez production.
Fuuko:... See you then! Bye!
(Shot of Tamahome standing with Larva)
Tamahome: Hey big man, let me hold a dollar!
FORTV logo appears.
Insert standard disclaimer.
Screen: Red BG; A flame shoots across the screen. Turns into a white line, with the Fortv logo
appears.
VA: Your watching Fortv!
VA: Weekdays at 10:00 a.m.! It's Mr. Joker's Neighborhood! Fun for all!
Joker enters the set. From a closet, he takes a little pink sweater, and dons it. He turns to the
camera.
Joker: Hello, kids. Welcome to my place. Will you be my friend? (He glares into the camera)
VA: Watch as Mr. Joker yucks it up with Mr. Fox!
Kondo: Oi, Joker-han!
Joker: Konnichiyo, Kitsu-han!
Kondo: I have a riddle for you. What is white, round, and falls on bakka Joker?
Joker: Oh, I know! Its Neon-han's..
Kondo: Echi Joker-han! Another clue. It's all a game!
Joker: Oi, you mean ping pong balls!
On cue, dozens of ping-pong balls fall on Joker in waves. Kondo laughs. Joker leans over him.
Joker: That is not funny, Kitsu-han..
Kondo: (sweat drop) Kowai...
VA: Watch as Mr. Tree gives some tips on taking care of plants.
Mokuren: We need to take care of trees, because they help support us, they are vital for our
existence, and if you don't, they will strike back, and make you pay! (Insane laughter)
Joker, with Kondo looking over his shoulder, sweat drops.
Kondo: Kowai....
VA: Fun for the whole family! Weekday mornings at 10!
Va: We now join the Kirisawa Fuuko Show, already in progress..
(Scene: The Battlements; Enter Macbeth..)
Aki: (VO) Start again.
Domon: (VO) Enter Macbeth.. (Laughs)
Aki: (VO) Echi!!
(The Scene: Talk Show Set; Fuuko is chatting with Tamahome, while opposite sits Domon)
Fuuko: ...So, besides all that, you still like her?
Tama: Er, yeah. She IS the Suzaku no Miko, ya know.
Fuuko: Wha-at ever!
Domon: If I may, Fuuko-chan..
(Cut to: A heavily pummeled Domon; Fuuko just out of frame, her fist still inches away)
Fuuko: Knock off the 'Chan', ya big ape!
Tamahome: K.. Kowai..
Fuuko: And just who are YOU calling scary?
Tama: N.. No one! Honest!
Fujimaru: (From aud) Yeah! You show 'em, Fuuko-chan!
Fuuko: I thought I had that freak banned..
(Fuujin glows, winds blow around Fuuko, and Fujimaru sails ungracefully out off the studio)
Fuuko: (To an obviously nervice Tama) Anyway..
(With a flourish, the band starts up, Raiha appears and walks onto the set)
Fuuko: Raiha!!!
(..And Raiha trips and falls flat on his face. Sweat drops all around. He gets up, laughing)
Tama:(Under breath) Saved by the bish..
(Raiha sits, all good humored embarrassment at Fuuko's doting. Domon just glares. Tama is
sneaking off set...)
Fuuko: So, what's been going on with you?
Raiha: Well, Fuuko-san, we just started the second season. We finished in the top ten.
Fuuko: Oh, you and that Tenshi no Kurei..
Domon: I like hearing about it..
(More violence)
Fuuko: WHO ASKED YOU?!?!
Raiha: I AM one the actors, Fuuko-san.
Fuuko: And a producer!
Raiha: Er, yeah.
Fuuko: So... Any hints for this coming season?
Raiha: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmm......... No.
Fuuko: Nothing?
Raiha: I'm sorry.
Domon: More Bishoujo?
(Raiha smiles mysteriously)
Domon: Cool... (Drools, nosebleed)
Fuuko: Echi.. Oh, I see were out time. I'd like to thank all my guests.
Join us next week when.. (The screen goes half screen;)
VA: This has been a Fuujin Rulez production.
Fuuko:... See you then! Bye!
(Shot of Tamahome standing with Larva)
Tamahome: Hey big man, let me hold a dollar!
FORTV logo appears.
