A/N: These are just some messed up poems about Lord of the Rings I wrote on
an airplane.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of Tolkien's work.
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Aragorn is a man,
Who I really want to ban,
Because he has really dirty hair,
That stinks up the air.
But I can't because he's a future king,
Who likes to say ring-a-ding-ding.
He may be a pyro, who sets wraiths on fire,
But Arwen still loves him and the Shire.
He has so many names,
And he isn't even maimed.
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A/N: Liked it? Hated it? Review please!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of Tolkien's work.
¤-¤-¤-¤-¤-¤-¤-¤-
Aragorn is a man,
Who I really want to ban,
Because he has really dirty hair,
That stinks up the air.
But I can't because he's a future king,
Who likes to say ring-a-ding-ding.
He may be a pyro, who sets wraiths on fire,
But Arwen still loves him and the Shire.
He has so many names,
And he isn't even maimed.
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A/N: Liked it? Hated it? Review please!
