Author's Note: This is a continuation of Calvin and Hobbes show I did
awhile back. I combined chapters, added a lot of stuff and changed a lot
too. So for all of you who remember reading this a long time ago, I would
recommend reading it again. And always, if you like it, review it please.
I would love to hear what I could work on. Flames are not accepted.
Disclaimer - I don't own Calvin and Hobbes
The Calvin and Hobbes Show
Act 4 (The Natural History Museum)
(Cut to Rosalyn in the lobby)
Rosalyn: Calvin! Where are you?!
(She comes across the museum worker who is still nursing his leg)
Rosalyn: Excuse me? Have you seen a boy in a red shirt with yellow-?
(Museum worker points to the right)
Rosalyn: Thank you (runs off screen)
(Cut to Calvin in the Stuffed Asian Animals room)
Calvin (To a stuffed tiger): Hello there, so how do you enjoy it here? Why are you in that one position? I have a tiger at home. He gets to move all about. Have you seen any tigers lately? Say have you heard this poem? See I'm a genius and if you were smart, you would know I'm a genius. (goes chattering on to the tiger)
(Ten minutes later)
Calvin: Do I talk too much? Well, I have to go now so I'll see you later. (runs off screen)
(Cut to Rosalyn in the rocks and minerals section)
Rosalyn: Calvin!? Calvin?!
(She sees a tour guide huddled up into a corner, rocking and muttering)
Rosalyn: Excuse me?
(Tour Guide keeps on rocking and muttering)
Rosalyn: Excuse me!?
(Tour Guide snaps out of it)
Rosalyn: Have you seen a little yellow-haired--?
Tour Guide: Yes I have. Are you the guardian of that monster?
Rosalyn: Unfortunately, yes. Could you just tell me which way he went?
Tour Guide: He went though this section and I believe to the Asian Animals exhibit.
Rosalyn: (sighs) Oh great. (runs off screen)
(Cut to Calvin sitting silently listening to another tour guide about dinosaurs)
Tour Guide: And so, that is how the Tyrannosaurus Rex was discovered and named. Thank you for your time.
(Rosalyn runs up)
Rosalyn: Calvin! There you are!
Calvin: Oh hi. I was quietly listening to this guy about dinosaurs.
Rosalyn: Yea sure. Come on.
Calvin: Let's go look at the lions in the other room. You see, this tiger told me that its cousins were in the other room.
Rosalyn: No, we are going home, I spent 25 minutes trying to find you after you had run away.
Calvin: Cool! I suppose I'm a great secret agent when it comes to hiding from enemies. Can we stop at the gift shop?
Rosalyn: NO way. Absolutely not!
Calvin: Please? (sniffs and looks at here with bambie eyes)
Rosalyn: Okay, fine.
Calvin: YIPEE!!
(Cut to Calvin looking around in the bookstore)
Calvin: I want this, and this, and this. Oh and this....
Rosalyn: Remember, you only have 30 dollars to spend for the entire weekend because that's all your Mom and Dad gave you for spending money.
Calvin: Ok. Anyway, I want this and this...
Rosalyn: We are going to other places, like the zoo and the science museum over the weekend.
Calvin: Hmm, in that case I want this and this and this...
Rosalyn: Did you hear what I said?
Act 5 (Outside the Natural History Museum)
(Cut to the two walking out of the natural history museum. Calvin is holding a piece of rock candy and a bag filled with things he bought. He is wearing a T-rex mask over his entire head)
Calvin: You know what? It's hard to see in this mask.
Rosalyn: How much did you spend on all that junk?
Calvin: It's not junk!! It's educational merchandise. And I spent $1.00 for the rock candy, $6.99 for the book, the mask was $9.99, $19.99 for the cool remote control dinosaur...
Rosalyn: Wait a minute...you spent over $30. Where did you get the money?
Calvin: I have an allowance you know. Plus I used your credit card.
Rosalyn: WHAT!!!!!!!!! Come back here!!!!
(Show Rosalyn chasing Calvin all the way to his house)
Act 6 (Calvin's Room)
(Cut to Calvin running into his room, slamming the door and locking it)
Calvin: Hobbes, we're dead meat.
Hobbes (reading comic book): Correction, YOU are dead meat. Why? What did you do?
Calvin: I only used Rosalyn's credit card to buy all this neat stuff.
Hobbes: Well what are you going to do?
Calvin: I'll hide under the bed. Then you can unlock the door and then Rosalyn can't find me.
Hobbes: I don't think that will work.
Calvin: Well than I'll....wait a minute! Is that MY comic book?
Hobbes (hides comic book behind back and puts on a very cheesy smile): Hehe........Uh.
Calvin: And what are you doing with a marker?
Hobbes (hides marker behind back and looks guilty): Ummm..I can explain
(Zoom in on Calvin)
Calvin: YOU ARE DRAWING MUSTACHES ON MY COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS AGAIN, AREN'T YOU??????!!!!!
Hobbes: Hey, I have an idea! How about you transmogrified into an elephant and that way, Rosalyn can't punish you.
Calvin: No remember what happened last time I transmogrified into an elephant? No, I think I'll turn into an eagle or something. That way I can fly away from Rosalyn's reach.
Hobbes: Ok! Let's do it!
Calvin: Wait, it will take me a while though. I'll need some things in order to modify the transmogrifier.
Hobbes: Hurry up though.
Act 7 (Calvin's House)
(Cut to Calvin climbing slowly down the stairs)
Calvin (Into walkie-talkie): Agent Boy Genius to Agent Sharp Claws, over.
Hobbes (from walkie talkie): My name is Agent Tuna!
Calvin (rolls eyes): Whatever. Agent Tuna, do you see any sign of Evil Baby- sitter Girl? (evil theme music)
(Cut to Hobbes who is sitting next to the couch)
Hobbes: Of course I do! She's right next to me on the couch watching TV.
Calvin: Tell me when she leaves. I'm going in.
Hobbes: Okay. This is Agent Tuna, over and out.
(Cut to Calvin in the garage)
Calvin: Agent Tuna, where did you put the masking tape the last time you used it?
Hobbes (from walkie-talkie): I think I put it--Agent Boy Genius!
Calvin: What?
Hobbes (from walkie-talkie): Evil Baby-sitter Girl(evil theme music) has left the couch and is heading upstairs.
Calvin: So what? I'm in the garage.
Hobbes: Not only that, someone just pulled up into the driveway! Evil baby- sitter just came down and is going to the door.
Calvin: Who is it?
Hobbes: It's Charlie: the notorious boyfriend of Rosalyn.
Calvin: Forget transmogrifying into an eagle, this looks like a job for (superhero music) Stupendous Man!! I'll be right up.
(Cut to Calvin and Hobbes in Calvin's room)
Rosalyn (peeks head in): Calvin, I have..um..a friend here. Don't bug us. Just stay up here and play something like Monopoly.
Calvin: Okay Rosalyn, whatever you say.
Rosalyn: (looks suspiciously at Calvin) What are you up too? Never mind. (Rosalyn leaves)
Act 8
Calvin: Now that Rosalyn thinks that mild-mannered Calvin is happily playing Monopoly, Stupendous Man can go into action!
Hobbes: Shouldn't you set up Monopoly so when you come back up from your mission, you are all ready to play?
Calvin: That's a great idea.
(5 minutes later)
Rosalyn (peeks in): Just making sure you're playing. Now don't make to much noise or else!
(She leaves)
Calvin: Now that she knows that mild-mannered Calvin is playing Monopoly, time for Stupendous Man to appear and rescue all from the deception and tyranny of the Evil Baby-sitter Girl.
(Cut to Calvin coming out of the closet with his superhero suit on)
Hobbes: How come I never get to go with you? Couldn't I be a sidekick?
Calvin: Mom has to make you a suit then. Maybe later.
Hobbes: Can I look at your comic books than?
Calvin: No!!
Hobbes (looks at Calvin with bambie eyes): Please?
Calvin: No. No! A thousand times no! Stupendous Man is on the job.
(Cut to commercial break)
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Calvin: Every felt bored playing a game that has to many rules?
{A bunch of kids are sitting on the ground}
Kid 1: I'm bored.
Kid 2: Let's play baseball!
Kid 3: Too many rules
Kid 1: Let's play basketball!
Kid 2: Too many rules.
Kid 3: I know! Let's play Calvinball!
All kids: YEA!!!!
{They run off)
Calvin: Yes, Calvinball. The hip new game where there is only one rule: You have to play a different way every time. The kit - (holds up a big box titled, 'Calvinball'.) includes a ball, a handbook, wickets and flags. As seen on Calvin Survivor. Go buy it today!
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Act 9
Calvin: Like a bolt of lightning, Stupendous Man is off. His mission: to foil the Evil Babysitter Girl's plans of taking over the household. She is with her accomplice Charlie is their headquarters. Stupendous Man grabs a camcorder and flies close to their hideout and listens and records their notorious conversation.
Rosalyn: So Charlie, how are you doing?
Charlie: Fine. Do you mind if I watch the game while I'm here?
Rosalyn: No, not at all.
Charlie (turns on TV) So, how is that annoying little kid? He hasn't been bugging you to much, has he?
Rosalyn: He's doing fine, I think. Let me go check on him.
Calvin: Stupendous Man darts back to the prison room where mild-mannered Calvin is being kept and quickly changes. He is barely able to sit down before Evil Babysitter Girl enters the room.
Rosalyn: Good, you're still playing monopoly. Make sure it stays that way and DON'T come down.
Calvin: Aren't I always good?
Rosalyn (looks at him suspiciously): What are you planning to?
Calvin: Nothing, honest. I'm just playing Monopoly.
Rosalyn: Good, make sure it stays that way.
Calvin: When Evil Babysitter Girl leaves, Calvin changes back to once again become Stupendous Man. Grabbing the camcorder once more, he spies on the enemy's conversation.
Charlie: So what was Calvin?
Rosalyn: Fine. Do you want me to make you a sandwich or something?
Charlie: Actually, I was going to take you out to dinner tonight, but I heard you were babysitting that kid, I cancelled the reservation.
Rosalyn: Where was it at?
Charlie: Your favorite place in town.
Rosalyn: You mean...
Charlie: ...Bob's Garlic House.
Rosalyn: I wish I wasn't baby-sitting Calvin. Maybe we could go anyway?
Charlie (stands up): No, I need to go now.
(They walk outside)
(Cut to Calvin locking the doors and windows)
Calvin: YES!!!! Oh yea, oh yea, Rosalyn is locked out.
Rosalyn (hears Calvin, runs to the door and tries to unlock it): Calvin! You've done this twice now, let me in!
Calvin: To bad. This time my Mom and Dad won't be home for another 2 days. You'll be stuck out there for 2 whole days.
Rosalyn: We'll see about that!
(Cut to Calvin watching Rosalyn walking away)
Calvin: I wonder where she is going.
Hobbes I would hide if I were you.
(They are walking down the stairs)
Calvin: Why? She left the keys in here, and I took the house key off of Mom and Dad's key chain. In other words, they can't get in!
Hobbes: All right! Let's go watch a National Geographic Special on TV and make ourselves tuna fish sandwiches.
Calvin: No! Let's eat tons of cookies and watch PG-13 movies!
Hobbes: No!
Calvin: How about this, I watch TV in here, and you watch TV in Mom and Dad's room.
Hobbes: Sure!
ACT 10
(A few hours later)
TV: Bang! Bang!
Calvin: This is the life!
Mysterious person: Calvin! Let us in!!
Calvin: (yells upstairs) Hobbes? Did you say something?
Hobbes: No.
Calvin: Hmmmm.
Mysterious person: Let us in this instant Calvin!
Hobbes: Uh oh! That sounded like your Dad.
To be continued....
Disclaimer - I don't own Calvin and Hobbes
The Calvin and Hobbes Show
Act 4 (The Natural History Museum)
(Cut to Rosalyn in the lobby)
Rosalyn: Calvin! Where are you?!
(She comes across the museum worker who is still nursing his leg)
Rosalyn: Excuse me? Have you seen a boy in a red shirt with yellow-?
(Museum worker points to the right)
Rosalyn: Thank you (runs off screen)
(Cut to Calvin in the Stuffed Asian Animals room)
Calvin (To a stuffed tiger): Hello there, so how do you enjoy it here? Why are you in that one position? I have a tiger at home. He gets to move all about. Have you seen any tigers lately? Say have you heard this poem? See I'm a genius and if you were smart, you would know I'm a genius. (goes chattering on to the tiger)
(Ten minutes later)
Calvin: Do I talk too much? Well, I have to go now so I'll see you later. (runs off screen)
(Cut to Rosalyn in the rocks and minerals section)
Rosalyn: Calvin!? Calvin?!
(She sees a tour guide huddled up into a corner, rocking and muttering)
Rosalyn: Excuse me?
(Tour Guide keeps on rocking and muttering)
Rosalyn: Excuse me!?
(Tour Guide snaps out of it)
Rosalyn: Have you seen a little yellow-haired--?
Tour Guide: Yes I have. Are you the guardian of that monster?
Rosalyn: Unfortunately, yes. Could you just tell me which way he went?
Tour Guide: He went though this section and I believe to the Asian Animals exhibit.
Rosalyn: (sighs) Oh great. (runs off screen)
(Cut to Calvin sitting silently listening to another tour guide about dinosaurs)
Tour Guide: And so, that is how the Tyrannosaurus Rex was discovered and named. Thank you for your time.
(Rosalyn runs up)
Rosalyn: Calvin! There you are!
Calvin: Oh hi. I was quietly listening to this guy about dinosaurs.
Rosalyn: Yea sure. Come on.
Calvin: Let's go look at the lions in the other room. You see, this tiger told me that its cousins were in the other room.
Rosalyn: No, we are going home, I spent 25 minutes trying to find you after you had run away.
Calvin: Cool! I suppose I'm a great secret agent when it comes to hiding from enemies. Can we stop at the gift shop?
Rosalyn: NO way. Absolutely not!
Calvin: Please? (sniffs and looks at here with bambie eyes)
Rosalyn: Okay, fine.
Calvin: YIPEE!!
(Cut to Calvin looking around in the bookstore)
Calvin: I want this, and this, and this. Oh and this....
Rosalyn: Remember, you only have 30 dollars to spend for the entire weekend because that's all your Mom and Dad gave you for spending money.
Calvin: Ok. Anyway, I want this and this...
Rosalyn: We are going to other places, like the zoo and the science museum over the weekend.
Calvin: Hmm, in that case I want this and this and this...
Rosalyn: Did you hear what I said?
Act 5 (Outside the Natural History Museum)
(Cut to the two walking out of the natural history museum. Calvin is holding a piece of rock candy and a bag filled with things he bought. He is wearing a T-rex mask over his entire head)
Calvin: You know what? It's hard to see in this mask.
Rosalyn: How much did you spend on all that junk?
Calvin: It's not junk!! It's educational merchandise. And I spent $1.00 for the rock candy, $6.99 for the book, the mask was $9.99, $19.99 for the cool remote control dinosaur...
Rosalyn: Wait a minute...you spent over $30. Where did you get the money?
Calvin: I have an allowance you know. Plus I used your credit card.
Rosalyn: WHAT!!!!!!!!! Come back here!!!!
(Show Rosalyn chasing Calvin all the way to his house)
Act 6 (Calvin's Room)
(Cut to Calvin running into his room, slamming the door and locking it)
Calvin: Hobbes, we're dead meat.
Hobbes (reading comic book): Correction, YOU are dead meat. Why? What did you do?
Calvin: I only used Rosalyn's credit card to buy all this neat stuff.
Hobbes: Well what are you going to do?
Calvin: I'll hide under the bed. Then you can unlock the door and then Rosalyn can't find me.
Hobbes: I don't think that will work.
Calvin: Well than I'll....wait a minute! Is that MY comic book?
Hobbes (hides comic book behind back and puts on a very cheesy smile): Hehe........Uh.
Calvin: And what are you doing with a marker?
Hobbes (hides marker behind back and looks guilty): Ummm..I can explain
(Zoom in on Calvin)
Calvin: YOU ARE DRAWING MUSTACHES ON MY COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS AGAIN, AREN'T YOU??????!!!!!
Hobbes: Hey, I have an idea! How about you transmogrified into an elephant and that way, Rosalyn can't punish you.
Calvin: No remember what happened last time I transmogrified into an elephant? No, I think I'll turn into an eagle or something. That way I can fly away from Rosalyn's reach.
Hobbes: Ok! Let's do it!
Calvin: Wait, it will take me a while though. I'll need some things in order to modify the transmogrifier.
Hobbes: Hurry up though.
Act 7 (Calvin's House)
(Cut to Calvin climbing slowly down the stairs)
Calvin (Into walkie-talkie): Agent Boy Genius to Agent Sharp Claws, over.
Hobbes (from walkie talkie): My name is Agent Tuna!
Calvin (rolls eyes): Whatever. Agent Tuna, do you see any sign of Evil Baby- sitter Girl? (evil theme music)
(Cut to Hobbes who is sitting next to the couch)
Hobbes: Of course I do! She's right next to me on the couch watching TV.
Calvin: Tell me when she leaves. I'm going in.
Hobbes: Okay. This is Agent Tuna, over and out.
(Cut to Calvin in the garage)
Calvin: Agent Tuna, where did you put the masking tape the last time you used it?
Hobbes (from walkie-talkie): I think I put it--Agent Boy Genius!
Calvin: What?
Hobbes (from walkie-talkie): Evil Baby-sitter Girl(evil theme music) has left the couch and is heading upstairs.
Calvin: So what? I'm in the garage.
Hobbes: Not only that, someone just pulled up into the driveway! Evil baby- sitter just came down and is going to the door.
Calvin: Who is it?
Hobbes: It's Charlie: the notorious boyfriend of Rosalyn.
Calvin: Forget transmogrifying into an eagle, this looks like a job for (superhero music) Stupendous Man!! I'll be right up.
(Cut to Calvin and Hobbes in Calvin's room)
Rosalyn (peeks head in): Calvin, I have..um..a friend here. Don't bug us. Just stay up here and play something like Monopoly.
Calvin: Okay Rosalyn, whatever you say.
Rosalyn: (looks suspiciously at Calvin) What are you up too? Never mind. (Rosalyn leaves)
Act 8
Calvin: Now that Rosalyn thinks that mild-mannered Calvin is happily playing Monopoly, Stupendous Man can go into action!
Hobbes: Shouldn't you set up Monopoly so when you come back up from your mission, you are all ready to play?
Calvin: That's a great idea.
(5 minutes later)
Rosalyn (peeks in): Just making sure you're playing. Now don't make to much noise or else!
(She leaves)
Calvin: Now that she knows that mild-mannered Calvin is playing Monopoly, time for Stupendous Man to appear and rescue all from the deception and tyranny of the Evil Baby-sitter Girl.
(Cut to Calvin coming out of the closet with his superhero suit on)
Hobbes: How come I never get to go with you? Couldn't I be a sidekick?
Calvin: Mom has to make you a suit then. Maybe later.
Hobbes: Can I look at your comic books than?
Calvin: No!!
Hobbes (looks at Calvin with bambie eyes): Please?
Calvin: No. No! A thousand times no! Stupendous Man is on the job.
(Cut to commercial break)
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Calvin: Every felt bored playing a game that has to many rules?
{A bunch of kids are sitting on the ground}
Kid 1: I'm bored.
Kid 2: Let's play baseball!
Kid 3: Too many rules
Kid 1: Let's play basketball!
Kid 2: Too many rules.
Kid 3: I know! Let's play Calvinball!
All kids: YEA!!!!
{They run off)
Calvin: Yes, Calvinball. The hip new game where there is only one rule: You have to play a different way every time. The kit - (holds up a big box titled, 'Calvinball'.) includes a ball, a handbook, wickets and flags. As seen on Calvin Survivor. Go buy it today!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Act 9
Calvin: Like a bolt of lightning, Stupendous Man is off. His mission: to foil the Evil Babysitter Girl's plans of taking over the household. She is with her accomplice Charlie is their headquarters. Stupendous Man grabs a camcorder and flies close to their hideout and listens and records their notorious conversation.
Rosalyn: So Charlie, how are you doing?
Charlie: Fine. Do you mind if I watch the game while I'm here?
Rosalyn: No, not at all.
Charlie (turns on TV) So, how is that annoying little kid? He hasn't been bugging you to much, has he?
Rosalyn: He's doing fine, I think. Let me go check on him.
Calvin: Stupendous Man darts back to the prison room where mild-mannered Calvin is being kept and quickly changes. He is barely able to sit down before Evil Babysitter Girl enters the room.
Rosalyn: Good, you're still playing monopoly. Make sure it stays that way and DON'T come down.
Calvin: Aren't I always good?
Rosalyn (looks at him suspiciously): What are you planning to?
Calvin: Nothing, honest. I'm just playing Monopoly.
Rosalyn: Good, make sure it stays that way.
Calvin: When Evil Babysitter Girl leaves, Calvin changes back to once again become Stupendous Man. Grabbing the camcorder once more, he spies on the enemy's conversation.
Charlie: So what was Calvin?
Rosalyn: Fine. Do you want me to make you a sandwich or something?
Charlie: Actually, I was going to take you out to dinner tonight, but I heard you were babysitting that kid, I cancelled the reservation.
Rosalyn: Where was it at?
Charlie: Your favorite place in town.
Rosalyn: You mean...
Charlie: ...Bob's Garlic House.
Rosalyn: I wish I wasn't baby-sitting Calvin. Maybe we could go anyway?
Charlie (stands up): No, I need to go now.
(They walk outside)
(Cut to Calvin locking the doors and windows)
Calvin: YES!!!! Oh yea, oh yea, Rosalyn is locked out.
Rosalyn (hears Calvin, runs to the door and tries to unlock it): Calvin! You've done this twice now, let me in!
Calvin: To bad. This time my Mom and Dad won't be home for another 2 days. You'll be stuck out there for 2 whole days.
Rosalyn: We'll see about that!
(Cut to Calvin watching Rosalyn walking away)
Calvin: I wonder where she is going.
Hobbes I would hide if I were you.
(They are walking down the stairs)
Calvin: Why? She left the keys in here, and I took the house key off of Mom and Dad's key chain. In other words, they can't get in!
Hobbes: All right! Let's go watch a National Geographic Special on TV and make ourselves tuna fish sandwiches.
Calvin: No! Let's eat tons of cookies and watch PG-13 movies!
Hobbes: No!
Calvin: How about this, I watch TV in here, and you watch TV in Mom and Dad's room.
Hobbes: Sure!
ACT 10
(A few hours later)
TV: Bang! Bang!
Calvin: This is the life!
Mysterious person: Calvin! Let us in!!
Calvin: (yells upstairs) Hobbes? Did you say something?
Hobbes: No.
Calvin: Hmmmm.
Mysterious person: Let us in this instant Calvin!
Hobbes: Uh oh! That sounded like your Dad.
To be continued....
