Author's Note: This is a continuation of Calvin and Hobbes show I did awhile back. I combined chapters, added a lot of stuff and changed a lot too. So for all of you who remember reading this a long time ago, I would recommend reading it again. And always, if you like it, review it please. I would love to hear what I could work on. Flames are not accepted.

Disclaimer - I don't own Calvin and Hobbes

The Calvin and Hobbes Show

Act 4 (The Natural History Museum)

(Cut to Rosalyn in the lobby)

Rosalyn: Calvin! Where are you?!

(She comes across the museum worker who is still nursing his leg)

Rosalyn: Excuse me? Have you seen a boy in a red shirt with yellow-?

(Museum worker points to the right)

Rosalyn: Thank you (runs off screen)

(Cut to Calvin in the Stuffed Asian Animals room)

Calvin (To a stuffed tiger): Hello there, so how do you enjoy it here? Why are you in that one position? I have a tiger at home. He gets to move all about. Have you seen any tigers lately? Say have you heard this poem? See I'm a genius and if you were smart, you would know I'm a genius. (goes chattering on to the tiger)

(Ten minutes later)

Calvin: Do I talk too much? Well, I have to go now so I'll see you later. (runs off screen)

(Cut to Rosalyn in the rocks and minerals section)

Rosalyn: Calvin!? Calvin?!

(She sees a tour guide huddled up into a corner, rocking and muttering)

Rosalyn: Excuse me?

(Tour Guide keeps on rocking and muttering)

Rosalyn: Excuse me!?

(Tour Guide snaps out of it)

Rosalyn: Have you seen a little yellow-haired--?

Tour Guide: Yes I have. Are you the guardian of that monster?

Rosalyn: Unfortunately, yes. Could you just tell me which way he went?

Tour Guide: He went though this section and I believe to the Asian Animals exhibit.

Rosalyn: (sighs) Oh great. (runs off screen)

(Cut to Calvin sitting silently listening to another tour guide about dinosaurs)

Tour Guide: And so, that is how the Tyrannosaurus Rex was discovered and named. Thank you for your time.

(Rosalyn runs up)

Rosalyn: Calvin! There you are!

Calvin: Oh hi. I was quietly listening to this guy about dinosaurs.

Rosalyn: Yea sure. Come on.

Calvin: Let's go look at the lions in the other room. You see, this tiger told me that its cousins were in the other room.

Rosalyn: No, we are going home, I spent 25 minutes trying to find you after you had run away.

Calvin: Cool! I suppose I'm a great secret agent when it comes to hiding from enemies. Can we stop at the gift shop?

Rosalyn: NO way. Absolutely not!

Calvin: Please? (sniffs and looks at here with bambie eyes)

Rosalyn: Okay, fine.

Calvin: YIPEE!!

(Cut to Calvin looking around in the bookstore)

Calvin: I want this, and this, and this. Oh and this....

Rosalyn: Remember, you only have 30 dollars to spend for the entire weekend because that's all your Mom and Dad gave you for spending money.

Calvin: Ok. Anyway, I want this and this...

Rosalyn: We are going to other places, like the zoo and the science museum over the weekend.

Calvin: Hmm, in that case I want this and this and this...

Rosalyn: Did you hear what I said?

Act 5 (Outside the Natural History Museum)

(Cut to the two walking out of the natural history museum. Calvin is holding a piece of rock candy and a bag filled with things he bought. He is wearing a T-rex mask over his entire head)

Calvin: You know what? It's hard to see in this mask.

Rosalyn: How much did you spend on all that junk?

Calvin: It's not junk!! It's educational merchandise. And I spent $1.00 for the rock candy, $6.99 for the book, the mask was $9.99, $19.99 for the cool remote control dinosaur...

Rosalyn: Wait a minute...you spent over $30. Where did you get the money?

Calvin: I have an allowance you know. Plus I used your credit card.

Rosalyn: WHAT!!!!!!!!! Come back here!!!!

(Show Rosalyn chasing Calvin all the way to his house)

Act 6 (Calvin's Room)

(Cut to Calvin running into his room, slamming the door and locking it)

Calvin: Hobbes, we're dead meat.

Hobbes (reading comic book): Correction, YOU are dead meat. Why? What did you do?

Calvin: I only used Rosalyn's credit card to buy all this neat stuff.

Hobbes: Well what are you going to do?

Calvin: I'll hide under the bed. Then you can unlock the door and then Rosalyn can't find me.

Hobbes: I don't think that will work.

Calvin: Well than I'll....wait a minute! Is that MY comic book?

Hobbes (hides comic book behind back and puts on a very cheesy smile): Hehe........Uh.

Calvin: And what are you doing with a marker?

Hobbes (hides marker behind back and looks guilty): Ummm..I can explain

(Zoom in on Calvin)

Calvin: YOU ARE DRAWING MUSTACHES ON MY COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS AGAIN, AREN'T YOU??????!!!!!

Hobbes: Hey, I have an idea! How about you transmogrified into an elephant and that way, Rosalyn can't punish you.

Calvin: No remember what happened last time I transmogrified into an elephant? No, I think I'll turn into an eagle or something. That way I can fly away from Rosalyn's reach.

Hobbes: Ok! Let's do it!

Calvin: Wait, it will take me a while though. I'll need some things in order to modify the transmogrifier.

Hobbes: Hurry up though.

Act 7 (Calvin's House)

(Cut to Calvin climbing slowly down the stairs)

Calvin (Into walkie-talkie): Agent Boy Genius to Agent Sharp Claws, over.

Hobbes (from walkie talkie): My name is Agent Tuna!

Calvin (rolls eyes): Whatever. Agent Tuna, do you see any sign of Evil Baby- sitter Girl? (evil theme music)

(Cut to Hobbes who is sitting next to the couch)

Hobbes: Of course I do! She's right next to me on the couch watching TV.

Calvin: Tell me when she leaves. I'm going in.

Hobbes: Okay. This is Agent Tuna, over and out.

(Cut to Calvin in the garage)

Calvin: Agent Tuna, where did you put the masking tape the last time you used it?

Hobbes (from walkie-talkie): I think I put it--Agent Boy Genius!

Calvin: What?

Hobbes (from walkie-talkie): Evil Baby-sitter Girl(evil theme music) has left the couch and is heading upstairs.

Calvin: So what? I'm in the garage.

Hobbes: Not only that, someone just pulled up into the driveway! Evil baby- sitter just came down and is going to the door.

Calvin: Who is it?

Hobbes: It's Charlie: the notorious boyfriend of Rosalyn.

Calvin: Forget transmogrifying into an eagle, this looks like a job for (superhero music) Stupendous Man!! I'll be right up.

(Cut to Calvin and Hobbes in Calvin's room)

Rosalyn (peeks head in): Calvin, I have..um..a friend here. Don't bug us. Just stay up here and play something like Monopoly.

Calvin: Okay Rosalyn, whatever you say.

Rosalyn: (looks suspiciously at Calvin) What are you up too? Never mind. (Rosalyn leaves)

Act 8

Calvin: Now that Rosalyn thinks that mild-mannered Calvin is happily playing Monopoly, Stupendous Man can go into action!

Hobbes: Shouldn't you set up Monopoly so when you come back up from your mission, you are all ready to play?

Calvin: That's a great idea.

(5 minutes later)

Rosalyn (peeks in): Just making sure you're playing. Now don't make to much noise or else!

(She leaves)

Calvin: Now that she knows that mild-mannered Calvin is playing Monopoly, time for Stupendous Man to appear and rescue all from the deception and tyranny of the Evil Baby-sitter Girl.

(Cut to Calvin coming out of the closet with his superhero suit on)

Hobbes: How come I never get to go with you? Couldn't I be a sidekick?

Calvin: Mom has to make you a suit then. Maybe later.

Hobbes: Can I look at your comic books than?

Calvin: No!!

Hobbes (looks at Calvin with bambie eyes): Please?

Calvin: No. No! A thousand times no! Stupendous Man is on the job.

(Cut to commercial break)

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Calvin: Every felt bored playing a game that has to many rules?

{A bunch of kids are sitting on the ground}

Kid 1: I'm bored.

Kid 2: Let's play baseball!

Kid 3: Too many rules

Kid 1: Let's play basketball!

Kid 2: Too many rules.

Kid 3: I know! Let's play Calvinball!

All kids: YEA!!!!

{They run off)

Calvin: Yes, Calvinball. The hip new game where there is only one rule: You have to play a different way every time. The kit - (holds up a big box titled, 'Calvinball'.) includes a ball, a handbook, wickets and flags. As seen on Calvin Survivor. Go buy it today!

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Act 9

Calvin: Like a bolt of lightning, Stupendous Man is off. His mission: to foil the Evil Babysitter Girl's plans of taking over the household. She is with her accomplice Charlie is their headquarters. Stupendous Man grabs a camcorder and flies close to their hideout and listens and records their notorious conversation.

Rosalyn: So Charlie, how are you doing?

Charlie: Fine. Do you mind if I watch the game while I'm here?

Rosalyn: No, not at all.

Charlie (turns on TV) So, how is that annoying little kid? He hasn't been bugging you to much, has he?

Rosalyn: He's doing fine, I think. Let me go check on him.

Calvin: Stupendous Man darts back to the prison room where mild-mannered Calvin is being kept and quickly changes. He is barely able to sit down before Evil Babysitter Girl enters the room.

Rosalyn: Good, you're still playing monopoly. Make sure it stays that way and DON'T come down.

Calvin: Aren't I always good?

Rosalyn (looks at him suspiciously): What are you planning to?

Calvin: Nothing, honest. I'm just playing Monopoly.

Rosalyn: Good, make sure it stays that way.

Calvin: When Evil Babysitter Girl leaves, Calvin changes back to once again become Stupendous Man. Grabbing the camcorder once more, he spies on the enemy's conversation.

Charlie: So what was Calvin?

Rosalyn: Fine. Do you want me to make you a sandwich or something?

Charlie: Actually, I was going to take you out to dinner tonight, but I heard you were babysitting that kid, I cancelled the reservation.

Rosalyn: Where was it at?

Charlie: Your favorite place in town.

Rosalyn: You mean...

Charlie: ...Bob's Garlic House.

Rosalyn: I wish I wasn't baby-sitting Calvin. Maybe we could go anyway?

Charlie (stands up): No, I need to go now.

(They walk outside)

(Cut to Calvin locking the doors and windows)

Calvin: YES!!!! Oh yea, oh yea, Rosalyn is locked out.

Rosalyn (hears Calvin, runs to the door and tries to unlock it): Calvin! You've done this twice now, let me in!

Calvin: To bad. This time my Mom and Dad won't be home for another 2 days. You'll be stuck out there for 2 whole days.

Rosalyn: We'll see about that!

(Cut to Calvin watching Rosalyn walking away)

Calvin: I wonder where she is going.

Hobbes I would hide if I were you.

(They are walking down the stairs)

Calvin: Why? She left the keys in here, and I took the house key off of Mom and Dad's key chain. In other words, they can't get in!

Hobbes: All right! Let's go watch a National Geographic Special on TV and make ourselves tuna fish sandwiches.

Calvin: No! Let's eat tons of cookies and watch PG-13 movies!

Hobbes: No!

Calvin: How about this, I watch TV in here, and you watch TV in Mom and Dad's room.

Hobbes: Sure!

ACT 10

(A few hours later)

TV: Bang! Bang!

Calvin: This is the life!

Mysterious person: Calvin! Let us in!!

Calvin: (yells upstairs) Hobbes? Did you say something?

Hobbes: No.

Calvin: Hmmmm.

Mysterious person: Let us in this instant Calvin!

Hobbes: Uh oh! That sounded like your Dad.

To be continued....