Disclaimer: Do you think Tolkien was an insane, demented poet, hyper, teenage girl? I think not.

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Gimli is a dwarf,

Who can't morph.

He's short and stout,

And often pouts.

He lives in a mine,

And loves to dine.

He used to hate elves.

He thought they only cared about themselves.

Now he and Legolas are best friends,

Friends until the very end.

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