Disclaimer: Dead people do not write demented poetry.

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Frodo was a hobbit ring bearer,

Not a fabric tearer.

He bore the Ring of Power,

Not before he took a shower.

Frodo was stabbed by a Morgul Blade,

In the middle of a glade.

Then he was healed,

But not in a field.

He was brave,

And not named Dave.

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