Disclaimer: Dead people do not write demented poetry.
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Frodo was a hobbit ring bearer,
Not a fabric tearer.
He bore the Ring of Power,
Not before he took a shower.
Frodo was stabbed by a Morgul Blade,
In the middle of a glade.
Then he was healed,
But not in a field.
He was brave,
And not named Dave.
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A/N: *sings to the tune of the Fraggle Rock Theme song* Review your cares away, Flaming is for another day, Let the writers write, Down at FanFiction.net!
*Hands out waffles to the following reviewers*
justagirl: Thanks for pointing that out.
TheGirlsRoom: No more sugar for you!
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Frodo was a hobbit ring bearer,
Not a fabric tearer.
He bore the Ring of Power,
Not before he took a shower.
Frodo was stabbed by a Morgul Blade,
In the middle of a glade.
Then he was healed,
But not in a field.
He was brave,
And not named Dave.
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A/N: *sings to the tune of the Fraggle Rock Theme song* Review your cares away, Flaming is for another day, Let the writers write, Down at FanFiction.net!
*Hands out waffles to the following reviewers*
justagirl: Thanks for pointing that out.
TheGirlsRoom: No more sugar for you!
