Chapter 1:
Disfunctional Family Time
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It was a dark, eerie, night-well, actually, it was a sunny afternoon with lows in the mid-eighties and highs in the low-nineties-but that's beside the point!
Vincent was in his mansion's basement, planning, scheming...but, what is he doing? Get a close up!
"Move this way then right...but it might change direction...those Chocoboo's are tricky creatures..." mumbled Vincent to himself.
But before he could finish his...um...planning, there came a tapping on his basement door.
Silence *cricket's chirping *
WHAT!? I said-Who's doing this?! CLOUD, stop STARING at the door knob and tap on the door!!
Tapp tapp (Thank You T.T;)
"Vincey! Tiffia say it time for din-din!" shouted Cloud.
"I'm not hungry!" Vincent growled back. Cloud was such a ditz!
"But..."
"I said, I'M NOT HUNGRY!" shouted Vincent for the second time. He was less then pleased.
"Otays!" Cloud answered back cheerful and started to walk away. He couldn't wait to have din-din!
"Besides," chuckled Vincent, "I'm going hunting later!" (Insert evil laugh)
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"Ok, is everyone here?" questioned Aeris.
"YES!" chorused back Cloud, Barret, Red XIII, Cid, Yuffie and Caith Smith. (Tifa's 'yes' was more like a mumble to everyone else)
"All right, Cid, you say grace." Aeris told him.
"AAH, spoony...here I go-
God is great; I'm not good, Why does Tifa cook our food? I bet there's poison in the bread. All I can say is 'Spoony' That's what I said -Amen"
(A tidal wave of sweat drops +.+;)
"What?!" barked Cid, "I said grace, didn't I? Now, let's chow down!"
But, before they could, there was a loud BAM BAM at the front down.
"Who could it be at this time of day?" wondred Yuffie out loud.
Aeris cheerful as almost, always called, "I'll get it!"
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Chibi: K? I don't own this story either. My elder sis told me to do it. Give her all the credit for making it, but give me credit for typing and posting it!! And me and my sister don't own FF7, FF8 OR FF9...noooooooooooooooo~~~
~*~
It was a dark, eerie, night-well, actually, it was a sunny afternoon with lows in the mid-eighties and highs in the low-nineties-but that's beside the point!
Vincent was in his mansion's basement, planning, scheming...but, what is he doing? Get a close up!
"Move this way then right...but it might change direction...those Chocoboo's are tricky creatures..." mumbled Vincent to himself.
But before he could finish his...um...planning, there came a tapping on his basement door.
Silence *cricket's chirping *
WHAT!? I said-Who's doing this?! CLOUD, stop STARING at the door knob and tap on the door!!
Tapp tapp (Thank You T.T;)
"Vincey! Tiffia say it time for din-din!" shouted Cloud.
"I'm not hungry!" Vincent growled back. Cloud was such a ditz!
"But..."
"I said, I'M NOT HUNGRY!" shouted Vincent for the second time. He was less then pleased.
"Otays!" Cloud answered back cheerful and started to walk away. He couldn't wait to have din-din!
"Besides," chuckled Vincent, "I'm going hunting later!" (Insert evil laugh)
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"Ok, is everyone here?" questioned Aeris.
"YES!" chorused back Cloud, Barret, Red XIII, Cid, Yuffie and Caith Smith. (Tifa's 'yes' was more like a mumble to everyone else)
"All right, Cid, you say grace." Aeris told him.
"AAH, spoony...here I go-
God is great; I'm not good, Why does Tifa cook our food? I bet there's poison in the bread. All I can say is 'Spoony' That's what I said -Amen"
(A tidal wave of sweat drops +.+;)
"What?!" barked Cid, "I said grace, didn't I? Now, let's chow down!"
But, before they could, there was a loud BAM BAM at the front down.
"Who could it be at this time of day?" wondred Yuffie out loud.
Aeris cheerful as almost, always called, "I'll get it!"
~*~
Chibi: K? I don't own this story either. My elder sis told me to do it. Give her all the credit for making it, but give me credit for typing and posting it!! And me and my sister don't own FF7, FF8 OR FF9...noooooooooooooooo~~~
