The Sequel With No Title

Author's Note and Chapter 10 ½

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This is the first sentence of this self-referential author's note. This is the second. This is the third. This is the last sentence of this paragraph.

This is the first sentence of this paragraph. This sentences goes on to explain that this author's note is to apologize again for the frequent update blackouts. This sentence goes on to explain the same with many useless excuses. This is the last sentence of this paragraph.

This sentence is laced with many colorful expletives complaining about the weather. This sentence apologizes for the rude language of the previous. This sentence confirms that apology, but notes that it will happen again.

This is the first sentence of this paragraph. This is the third. This sentence accuses the previous sentence of being a liar. This sentence agrees. This sentences attempts to break up the fight about to happen. This sentence goes onto explain that the fight did happen and that the police were called and the sentences were fined many hundreds of dollars.

This sentences apologies for the absurdity of the previous paragraph and begs the readers to forget about it. This sentence agrees. So does this one. This sentence doesn't, but it quickly shouted down by all the previous sentences.

This sentence complains about the weather with many colorful expletives just for the heck of it.

This sentence apologizes for all the previous paragraphs. This sentence goes on to say that it is the second to last sentence. This sentence makes a long speech about how it is the very last sentence of this long, rambling, pointless and confusing author's note. This sentence exists merely to irk the previous sentence and make its long speech false and a waste of time and proclaims that IT is the last sentence.

This sentence says that this paragraph, and those following, will pretend that all the previous paragraphs didn't happen and pointedly ignores the complaints of the last two sentences and their claims of being the last sentence. This sentences goes on to say that it would like to get down to work and talk about the story itself. This sentence speaks of the poor fish out of water Beleg and how it hopes that this won't be like all the other elf out of Middle-earth stories.

This sentence would like to point out that the author who, for some reason, can write a rambling author's note like this, but can barely think of a real chapter to write, would like ideas on the story. This one also points out that the author will most likely not be induced to turn this into a romance, even a comedic one. This sentence points out that the author is digging herself into a hole or writing herself into a corner, either one will do.

This sentence decides that it has had enough of this self-referential author's note and quits. This sentence agrees and forces the author to quit while she's ahead. This sentence asks the readers if they liked this self-referential author's note. This sentence proclaims that this author's note shall end and that it is the one and only last sentence.