Chapter five

I do not own the X-men or myself. Little green men own me (That's why my writing's so weird)

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It was 6 in the morning on a Saturday and Kurt was already waking up. He'd had a big enough shock last night on seeing that ghost. It had been so scary, that wild black hair, the white skin and the long dress. Kurt knew what ghosts looked like and that had to have been a ghost. Who in there right mind would wear such an outfit.

As Kurt was thinking about this he realised that it was getting difficult to breath. Something was on his chest. It wasn't exactly heavy but his lungs were finding it difficult to force his chest out.

Finally, Kurt opened his eyes. He just hoped it wasn't too early

Two greyish blue irises stared down at him.

"Guten tag" It was a voice that was going to haunt him for a while

"KALAKI???!!!" he yelled

"Shush!" Kayleigh said sharply "You'll wake everyone up!"

"Oh wow, we can't have that can we?" Kurt said sarcastically

"Kurt?" Kayleigh asked quietly

"Ye-es?" Kurt groaned

"Do you think I'm a Mary-sue character?" She asked

"What? What's a Mary-sue?" Kurt moaned, he still wasn't fully awake

"I'm not sure, but a girl called me one and it doesn't sound good" Kayleigh brooded

"Why don't you ask your weirdo friends?" he yawned

"That's rich coming from you mister tall, dark and fuzzy" Kayleigh smiled slyly

"Kayleigh? How sharp is you tongue?" Kurt asked

"Very, it's a British trait" she shrugged

"Look, I'm guessing you don't like being insulted" Kurt noticed that Kayleigh seemed very far away as he spoke "But would you mind getting off me"

"You look cute when you're asleep" she grinned "All peaceful and calm. Like the Buddha"

"Please Kays, I can't breath" Kurt gasped

Kayleigh rolled sideways and jumped up gracefully

"Hey, I liked that nickname you gave me just a second ago" Kayleigh laughed

"Let me go back to sleep!" Kurt moaned "That damn ugly ghost kept on giving me nightmares"

"Okay, I'll be leaving now" Daisy said sharply in the door way and left

"Kurt, Daisy was the ghost. She was just wearing her Victorian nightdress I guess I can't argue about the damn ugly bit though" Kayleigh shrugged

"YAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" A flash of white appeared and Kayleigh was thrown onto the floor

"YOU DIE KALAKI!!!" Daisy howled and pulled hard at her friends hair

"Not my hair daisy!! Please not my hair!!" Kayleigh yelled

"GO AWAY!!!!" Kurt yelled reaching the end of his patients

Both Kayleigh and Daisy froze, Kayleigh's face fell so fast Kurt was shocked

"Wanna go put everyone's hair in bunches while they sleep?" daisy asked

"Okay" Kayleigh shrugged non committedly and left quickly leaving Daisy and Kurt.

"Kurt, please watch what you say around kalaki, she takes everything to heart. That's why she so sad that someone flamed her on her favourite pieces of writing. Kayleigh, oh how can I put this without insulting her? She's not that bright. Writing is the only thing she's really good at" daisy explained

"Oh" Kurt wished he didn't feel bad but he yawned again and Daisy left. Then he noticed something on the floor "Hey, Daisy. Kays left her bag" but no one came back for it.

Kurt chewed this over for a moment

"Oh well, it's in my room" he shrugged and got out of bed.

It was a plain blue Nike bag but Kurt was interested. The fact that it was a girls private stuff didn't matter at the moment. He was a tired elf who'd missed his sugar rush. He wanted vengeance.

Unzipping the top the first thing that Kurt noticed was Kayleigh laptop. He took it out carefully and laid it on the floor. There were some toiletries which he also took out. There also appeared to be some hankerchiefes too and Kurt held them up.

Then he realised that they were panties. Lacy panties. He held back a scream and put those down too.

At the top was a blue book. Kurt took it out curiously and began to flip through. He soon realised though that it was Kayleigh's diary and didn't read it. He wasn't that cruel though he noted the name 'Derek' in his mind.

After that he found a CD player and some CD's (Best of 1999, Steps Gold, Geri Halliwell, X-men original score and now 49), several Disney DVD's (Kayleigh obviously still had a soft spot for kids films). But underneath he found something that shocked him.

It was a comic book, an ordinary looking comic book. Except there was someone on the front.

Him.

"ARGHHHHHH!!" Kurt howled in absolute shock and disgust. There were a few things very wrong with the person on the cover:

Reason#1) The person was an adult

Reason#2) The person really did look horribly ugly in it

Reason#3) HIS FACE WAS COVERED IN TATOOS!!!

It looked all wrong to him, his fingers were fat, his nails were huge and his TAIL!! He didn't even want to go into the freak show that was his tail. It was very sad really.

He noticed a CD-Rom that had written on it 'X2 Trailer'

"Clearly I am in the next film" he noticed, "perhaps it's not so bad when I'm in motion" Kurt turned the laptop on and as he waited for it to load up he skimmed over the prequel comic book. From what he got he was in love with his adoptive sister and was given drugs so that he can 'Imaginary' marry an 'imaginary' sister. When he woke up to the dream he was beaten relentlessly for a few pages until finally he was given mind control drugs and killed someone.

"Cheerful" he muttered

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Sarah was stroking Logan as he slept. She couldn't stop herself, he looked so dangerous and sexy. By now she's been doing it for a few minutes. The hair on his arms was incredibly thick, even thicker than Kurt's fur and really tough too. She felt around his knuckles, as if trying to find the hardness of metal under his skin

"sarah? What are you doing?" Hannah was standing in the door way looking very confused

"You have gotta' try this, he feels so nice!" Sarah flushed deeply

"Do I have to remind you about what happened to Rogue when she accidentally woke Logan up?" Hannah said

Sarah though back to her DVD, the image of Rogue with Logan's claws sticking out of her back suddenly appeared

"Um, maybe I should go brush my teeth" Sarah leapt up and ran out of the room quietly.

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Rogue woke up a few hours later, Kitty was still asleep but Rogue noticed something strange.

Some one had done her hair up in bunches. Rogue laughed to herself at her room mate. Those bunches really did look dumb on Kitty, she looked like Heidi on Prozac. Rogue would never do something so stupid with her hair. Nobody knew it but Rogue was actually a very vain person, why else would she wear rings UNDER her gloves?

Rogue groggily got up and began to walk over to her mirror. She wanted to give her hair a nice long brush. Rogue was very proud of her highlights, they were so different from how everybody else wore their hair.

She stopped sharply when she saw the mirror. Some one had taken her favourite green lipstick and written all over her mirror.

"Kitty!" She cried in a very annoyed way but Rogue realised from the message that it probably wasn't Kitty

'Stay away from my Frenchy'

Rogue raised one eyebrow. Nobody knew any French people at all. There had been no new exchange students and as far as she could tell. Whoever had wrote this had a very bad mental problem.

"Kayleigh" Rogue sighed "Wait 'till ah get mah hands on her"

With a tissue she began wiping the green mess off her mirror and then she saw her reflection.

Not only was her hair in four plaits, someone had put wire in them to make them stick up. They'd ten plaited her highlights and put wire in those two.

"I'LL KILL THAT BRITISH TWERP!!!!" Rogue yelled

"Shut u-up" Kitty groaned from the other bed

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Toast. It's fairly straight forward to make and quite nice to eat. If you can't make toast them you have a problem, a very big problem.

So the fact that black smoke was slowly rising up to the ceiling was quite a blow for the brits.

"HOW COULD YOU MANAGE THAT SARAH!!" Daisy yelled

"I have a toaster at home! This grill is annoying!!" Sarah defended herself

"I wonder if this house has any fire..."

A huge siren went off scaring all the girls half to death then a moment later masses of sprinklers appeared. Dousing them all from head to toe.

"...alarms" Hannah finished her sentences a little sadly

Sarah and daisy were the only one's in normal clothes and the others ran upstairs quickly before their tops all went see through.

"Okay, how about I make something?" Kayleigh said helpfully

There was complete silence for a moment before both girls burst into peals of laughter

"Thanks Kalaki! I needed a laugh!" Sarah giggled

"Hey! There are pop tarts here! Oh! I love pop tarts!" Kayleigh was practically drooling

"Kalaki! That's gross, they're just a bunch of chemicals" Sarah complained

"Tasty chemicals" her friend argued

"Fine. If you can make them without blowing the place up them knock yourself out" Sarah sighed and left

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Next chapter along later. I have to catch up cuz I'm still a day behind myself.