Yabba Dabba Doo!

by Kiyo

disclaimer: don't own the flintstones.

One morning, while Fred was at work down at the gravel pit, Wilma was getting ready to take a luxurious bath with bubbles and everything. Wilma had the water running and put bronto bubbles in the water. She left the bathroom and walked over to the phone and called Betty.

"Hello?" Betty answered the phone and said.

"Hi, Betty!" Wilma replied.

"Oh, Wilma... How are you? Fred at work?" Betty said in a friendly tone.

"Yep. Barney, too? ...Say, Betty, what are your plans for today?" Wilma asked, sounding like she was scheming something.

"Barney just left and no, no plans. Why? What were you thinking?" Betty was curious.

"I was about to take a bronto bubble bath. Care to join me, Betty?" Wilma said, seductively.

"Ooooh...How could I turn an offer like that down? I'd looooove to join... The last bath we had did wonders for my skin.."Betty chuckled.

The two women giggled as they flirted back and forth.

"Oh Betty! I left the water running! I gotta go! Come over now, okay?" Wilma said in a hurry.

"All right, Wilma. Be right over!" Betty replied and they hung up.

Wilma went into the bathroom and turned off the water.It was just right and full of bubbles.

"Perfect.." she said to herself and opened the cabinet under the sink. She reached into the cabinet and pulled out a plain cardboard box. And out of this glorious box she took the Bed Rock 3000, a friend of hers and Betty's for years (aka their trusty vibrator)!

Wilma set the vibrator down and proceeded to get naked. She got into the tub.

Betty entered the Flinstone's residence and walked into the bathroom and shut and locked the door behind her.

"Ooh.. hey Wilma!" Betty was crazily aroused so she slid out of her dress and lacy undies (no bra) and quickly got into the tub with Wilma. Betty sat on Wilma and they let their hands go free on eachother's body. Wilma suddenly grabbed Bed Rock 3000 and turned it on. IT WASN'T WORKING!

"Uh oh..." Wilma said, "It's broken..."

Betty looked heart-broken. "Noo! ...But-But ..he's been our friend for so long! ..How could he be dead..?"

Wilma checked for batteries.

"..WAIT, WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES?? IT'S NOT REALLY DEAD!" Wilma yelled.

"But we don't have any batteries...." Betty sobbed and Wilma hugged her close. Wilma also sobbed.

Suddenly, lightbulbs formed above their heads.

"I have an idea!" Betty yelled and whispered it into Wilma's ear.

Wilma and Betty giggled and got out of the tub.

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"WILMA! I'M HOME!!" Fred yelled as he walked in his door he expected to smell dinner cooking but instead he did not! His anger started to well up inside him. Fred was about to walk in the bedroom when Barney walked through the door.

"Have you seen Betty?" Barney asked.

Fred replied, "No, Barney! I haven't!"

Suddenly, loud moaning was heard from the bedroom. Fred and Barney stared at eachother in shock and rushed in the bedroom.

Lots of profanity, yelling, and other noises among those were heard when Fred and Barney saw what secrets the room held inside.

....There was Wilma and Betty, butt naked on Wilma's bed and since they couldn't find batteries so they just used Dino's tail as a dildo and everything was fine. Well, not everything.

"WILMA?!?!?"

"BETTY?!?!?!"

Both men ran off to cry...while the ever sexy Wilma and Betty continued to get it on.

The End.