(Session 4 - Bark like a Dog)

"Are we there yet" Screamed Spike. "Almost, three more minutes" I exclaimed. Just then a ship looking awfully familiar was stranded in the orbit of Mercury. The Comunika went on and guess who was on it. Faye. "Hi. umm. It's you assholes! Well you're my last resort. I hope your not mad for taking your ship but can I have a ride I seemed to run out of gas" she said while nervously chuckling. I looked at Spiked and smile. We headed for her ship (well actually it was my ship she stole it). We got the ship with our ship's grappling clamp and dragged it into the hangar. Spike went up to the sip and grabbed Faye and handcuffed her and took her to the piloting room. This time Spike handcuffed both hands. "Every time we meet, I always end up handcuffed," She said laughing. "Shut up, I'm not in a good mood," Spike said in annoyance. "Someone didn't woke up on the right side of his bed" Faye said sarcastically. "I got a hangover with all those damn martinis" Spike said. Suddenly Spike ran to the bathroom and threw up. "Faye you owe us 100,000,000( you know" I exclaimed. "Well I kind of. wasted them," She said nervously. "You what!" Spike screamed. "Well yeah I went to the casino, bet the whole enchilada, and unfortunately lost," She said nervously. "Arrggghh! Just my luck! I lose the biggest bounty ever, my ship is tagged by those Mexican fags, and I got a fucking hangover the size of Jupiter" Spike Screamed. "What else could go wrong?" he continued screaming. Just then the ship stops and Spike falls on the ground bruising his head. "Were here Spike," I said. "Mercury already" Spike said. "Why are you guys going to Mercury" Faye asked. "Non of your Goddamn business" Spike screams. "Geez!" She said. "Are you going Spike?" I asked. "No, I'm going to sleep" Spike responded while yawning. "Obviously Faye is not going cause she owes us all that money" I said. "Aww, Please don't leave me here" Faye said. "Why should I listen to you, last time we trusted you our ship was gone" I exclaimed. I left out of the ship and heard her screamed, "You bitch!" I walked towards the nearest road and got in a bus. The bus driver charge me 1( for the ride. It took me to this city called Crusera. I went to the downtown area and saw this ad for beer and cigars. The things they put in ads these days just make you sick. I was walking down an alley a saw this small dog that was trying to bribe for some food (he was whining which make me think he was hungry). "Get away" I told him. The dog just stares at me with beady eyes. He had a chewed gum on his back and was very dirty, sort of chunky. "Go away" I said disgruntled. I went to the nearest man and asked him were some apartments were that I needed to go to. He pointed out some old cruddy apartments near the intersection. I headed for the apartments as I approached the apartments Drake was coming out. With two other men. This was my chance to catch him; I would get the large bounty of 55,000,000(. I approached him and he gave me a look. "Can I help you?" Drake said. "Yeah, your under arrest" I said. Suddenly his men pulled out a gun out and pointed it at my head. I moved my head sideways and the bullet missed me. Both men started to fire repeatedly and I was dodging them. I pulled my gun out and started to fire at them, I ran up to a dumpster bin and hid behind. The two men came up to the bin and I popped out and shot them in the chest. They immediately died. "Drake put your hands up," I screamed. He didn't respond. "Didn't you listen to me? Put your hands up!" I screamed. He still didn't answer. I came out of hiding and to my surprise I had shot Drake in the head and was dead. "Ahh, shit. There goes all my bounty down the drain," I said in frustration. Suddenly one of Drake's henchmen came up behind me and pointed the gun at my head. He pressed it firmly. "You killed Drake bitch," he said. "Now you must die," he continued. Just then the dog that was in the alley came up to the henchmen and bit him in the arm. He took the gun off my head and pointed it at the dog. I got the opportunity and took the gun from his hand. He got his other hand and pulled out a knife. I dodge the blade and shot him with his gun. I paused for a minute and felt relieve that he was dead. I looked at the dog and he gave me a look as if he was lonely. "Alright, I'll keep you only because you saved my life" I said. He barked and wagged his tail. "Lets go," I said. I arrive at the ship and open the door. Spike was heavily slept and Faye was heading for the hangar. "Faye!" I screamed. "Uhh, just going to the bathroom," she said nervously. "Okay I will make you a deal, you can go or you can stay and become a bounty hunter. We can split the money in three and I'll provide the equipment" I said. She paused for a second to think. She looked at me, she looked at the dog, and then she looked at Spike for a while. "Okay then, but promised you will split the money in three and I will get my fair share" She said. "Yes" I responded. "And promise me you guys won't try anything funny" She said nervously. "I promise" I responded. "One more question" she said. "What" I said. "Can I use your shower?" she said.