NoV: Thanks to everyone who reviewed! (extreme happiness)
Gourry: I love coconuts!
Lina: ....Gourry, why are you wearing a tie?
Xelloss: I sold it to him! Notice the interwoven fabric stitched with adorable chibi Linas! It's rayon. ^_^
Lina: Why.....
Xelloss: Would you like to buy a tie with chibi Gourries on it?
Lina: (Blush) No!
Xelloss: I'm also offering tie tying lessons!
Val: Oh-kay, I've had enough of these ties already!! Start the chapter before I keel over!!!
**
"I heard from a very reliable source," Phibby explained, "that you needed help to get this show off the ground! So, I'm gonna help you out!"
"How?" Lina wondered, raising an eyebrow.
"That-"
"Is a secret?" Xelloss wondered, not wanting his phrase to be used by anyone else.
"No," Phibby shook his head. "That will be answered in due time."
"Whatever," Lina grumbled, rolling her eyes. "Filia, you're on next."
"I'm so excited!" Filia exclaimed, clasping her hands together.
"And I plan to get it all on tape!" Xelloss announced, with a video camera in his hand. "So, just for the record of this soon-to-be comedy film, what will you be performing for us tonight?"
Filia's tail shot straight out of her dress, into a little point. She seethed at the mazoku with the video camera. "Where did you get that??"
"Oh, this?" Xelloss asked, innocently, gesturing to the video camera. "About a thousand years ago, actually. It was a birthday present." He smiled and pressed a button. "Watch this!!"
The camera shows footage of outside Filia's house. The outline of Filia through the curtain of her bathroom can be seen. She appears to be very seductively peeling off her clothes. Xelloss can be heard giggling. Filia throws a hairbrush at him through the window. The picture goes blank.
"YOU PERVERTED NAMAGOMI!!!" Filia wailed, grabbing her mace and slamming Xelloss into a mountain prop. The priestess put her mace back in its place and made her way onto the stage.
"Good evening, everyone," she said, bowing. "I shall be performing the dance of the sugar plum fairy-" She reached under her dress and grabbed a harmonica. "With my trusty harmonica!" She lifted the instrument to her lips and began to play the tune.
As she was playing it, a certain trickster priest inched his way onto the stage, with a container of itching powder in his hand. He put a finger to his lips, to hush the audience, as to not alert Filia of the oncoming danger.
Filia suddenly hit a high note when Xelloss dropped the entire box of itching powder down her back. The dance of the sugar plum fairy suddenly turned into a Russian drinking song, as the dragon breathed heavily and quickly into the harmonica, trying to scratch her back and beat Xelloss senseless all at the same time.
Xelloss was out of her reach before she could grab and pummel him, and teleported backstage to safety.
Filia dropped the harmonica and rubbed her back against the stage floor, trying to relieve her itching. She ended up rolling around the floor insanely and causing the audience to go into an uproar of laughter. At the climax of her scratching, she fell off the stage and into the crowd, where she was body-surfed around.
"Ahhh...." she sighed. "My itch feels so much better."
**
Xelloss was rolling with laughter backstage, while Amelia was beginning to lose her head. "Now what am I gonna do?? They all think this is some big comedy show now!!"
"What's wrong with that?" Gourry asked her, scratching his head.
"It's supposed to be QUALITY entertainment!" Amelia wailed. "Mr. Xelloss, you're on next, right??"
Xelloss stopped laughing. "Right...."
She handed him a sheet of paper. "You're going to do a poetry reading!" She began pushing him onto the stage. "You'll do fine! Congratulations! What an honor!"
"But, I-" he began to protest.
"JUST DO IT!!" Amelia yelled, giving him one last shove, pushing him all the way onto the stage.
Xelloss shrugged and cleared his throat. "Justice, by Amelia Wil Tesla de Seyruun." He rolled his eyes. (What have I done to deserve this?) "Justice is what you feel when you are happy. Justice is never being sad, just happy. And filled with glorious feelings of-reverie....reverie and....." Xelloss stopped, feeling his lunch beginning to come up. "Reverie and peace....." He looked at the audience that was still throwing Filia around. "Excuse me. It's too much for me to bare anymore....." He ran toward the backstage bathroom.
Amelia's face turned blue when she heard gagging sounds coming from the bathroom. "Oh, dear....."
**
Xelloss: I really feel the urge to do that.....
Gourry: Do what?
Xelloss: Vomit. That.....that was just plain cruel.
Amelia: Sorry, Mr. Xelloss, but you need to learn to embrace Justice!! (hands him a big, puffy letter "J") Embrace this, Mr. Xelloss, for it is the next step to victory!!
Xelloss: (looks at the J) I....I can't!! (runs into the bathroom)
NoV: Oh-kay, let's end this before we all end up with Xel-vomit on our shoes. Til nexties!!
Gourry: I love coconuts!
Lina: ....Gourry, why are you wearing a tie?
Xelloss: I sold it to him! Notice the interwoven fabric stitched with adorable chibi Linas! It's rayon. ^_^
Lina: Why.....
Xelloss: Would you like to buy a tie with chibi Gourries on it?
Lina: (Blush) No!
Xelloss: I'm also offering tie tying lessons!
Val: Oh-kay, I've had enough of these ties already!! Start the chapter before I keel over!!!
**
"I heard from a very reliable source," Phibby explained, "that you needed help to get this show off the ground! So, I'm gonna help you out!"
"How?" Lina wondered, raising an eyebrow.
"That-"
"Is a secret?" Xelloss wondered, not wanting his phrase to be used by anyone else.
"No," Phibby shook his head. "That will be answered in due time."
"Whatever," Lina grumbled, rolling her eyes. "Filia, you're on next."
"I'm so excited!" Filia exclaimed, clasping her hands together.
"And I plan to get it all on tape!" Xelloss announced, with a video camera in his hand. "So, just for the record of this soon-to-be comedy film, what will you be performing for us tonight?"
Filia's tail shot straight out of her dress, into a little point. She seethed at the mazoku with the video camera. "Where did you get that??"
"Oh, this?" Xelloss asked, innocently, gesturing to the video camera. "About a thousand years ago, actually. It was a birthday present." He smiled and pressed a button. "Watch this!!"
The camera shows footage of outside Filia's house. The outline of Filia through the curtain of her bathroom can be seen. She appears to be very seductively peeling off her clothes. Xelloss can be heard giggling. Filia throws a hairbrush at him through the window. The picture goes blank.
"YOU PERVERTED NAMAGOMI!!!" Filia wailed, grabbing her mace and slamming Xelloss into a mountain prop. The priestess put her mace back in its place and made her way onto the stage.
"Good evening, everyone," she said, bowing. "I shall be performing the dance of the sugar plum fairy-" She reached under her dress and grabbed a harmonica. "With my trusty harmonica!" She lifted the instrument to her lips and began to play the tune.
As she was playing it, a certain trickster priest inched his way onto the stage, with a container of itching powder in his hand. He put a finger to his lips, to hush the audience, as to not alert Filia of the oncoming danger.
Filia suddenly hit a high note when Xelloss dropped the entire box of itching powder down her back. The dance of the sugar plum fairy suddenly turned into a Russian drinking song, as the dragon breathed heavily and quickly into the harmonica, trying to scratch her back and beat Xelloss senseless all at the same time.
Xelloss was out of her reach before she could grab and pummel him, and teleported backstage to safety.
Filia dropped the harmonica and rubbed her back against the stage floor, trying to relieve her itching. She ended up rolling around the floor insanely and causing the audience to go into an uproar of laughter. At the climax of her scratching, she fell off the stage and into the crowd, where she was body-surfed around.
"Ahhh...." she sighed. "My itch feels so much better."
**
Xelloss was rolling with laughter backstage, while Amelia was beginning to lose her head. "Now what am I gonna do?? They all think this is some big comedy show now!!"
"What's wrong with that?" Gourry asked her, scratching his head.
"It's supposed to be QUALITY entertainment!" Amelia wailed. "Mr. Xelloss, you're on next, right??"
Xelloss stopped laughing. "Right...."
She handed him a sheet of paper. "You're going to do a poetry reading!" She began pushing him onto the stage. "You'll do fine! Congratulations! What an honor!"
"But, I-" he began to protest.
"JUST DO IT!!" Amelia yelled, giving him one last shove, pushing him all the way onto the stage.
Xelloss shrugged and cleared his throat. "Justice, by Amelia Wil Tesla de Seyruun." He rolled his eyes. (What have I done to deserve this?) "Justice is what you feel when you are happy. Justice is never being sad, just happy. And filled with glorious feelings of-reverie....reverie and....." Xelloss stopped, feeling his lunch beginning to come up. "Reverie and peace....." He looked at the audience that was still throwing Filia around. "Excuse me. It's too much for me to bare anymore....." He ran toward the backstage bathroom.
Amelia's face turned blue when she heard gagging sounds coming from the bathroom. "Oh, dear....."
**
Xelloss: I really feel the urge to do that.....
Gourry: Do what?
Xelloss: Vomit. That.....that was just plain cruel.
Amelia: Sorry, Mr. Xelloss, but you need to learn to embrace Justice!! (hands him a big, puffy letter "J") Embrace this, Mr. Xelloss, for it is the next step to victory!!
Xelloss: (looks at the J) I....I can't!! (runs into the bathroom)
NoV: Oh-kay, let's end this before we all end up with Xel-vomit on our shoes. Til nexties!!
