NoV: Gomen for being so late with this one! I had to work all Spring break
long!!! ;_;
Xelloss: And now you get to work for the fanficcers!
NoV: :p So, I'm making this Cutie Corner short 'n' sweet. ^_^
**
"Well," Amelia said, slowly regaining her composure, "it's my turn to go on stage! And I'll do it for Justice!!!"
Gourry and Lina watched, skeptically, as she headed toward the stage curtains.
"That's a recipe for disaster," Lina commented.
"I have a recipe for brownies," Gourry mentioned, pulling the aforementioned recipe from nowhere.
"That's great, Gourry. It REALLY is...."
**
"Hello, Justice-lovers!" Amelia exclaimed. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???"
The crowd cheered and clapped and body-surfed Filia. "I'm so dizzy!!!" the dragon cried.
"All right, then!" Amelia turned around and somehow managed to change her outfit instantly. The audience became silent. Amelia was wearing a black leather tube top and tight black leather pants. She grabbed the microphone from the stand and began to rap....badly. "I just gotta be a Justice freak everyday in every way I wanna be just me! Those freakin' playas tell me they don't like my flava and I just wanna say I don't get their play! OH, YEAH! Raise the roof! Woo....." She stopped when she realized that the entire crowd was stunned. "Um....." The oujo blushed and ran toward the exit.
"Hey, um....Amelia?" Val wondered. "Want me to....go on?"
"Shimasen!!!" she yelled at him, as she ran into the bathroom.
Xelloss looked up at her, dazedly, as he leaned over the toilet and threw up again.
"EW!" Amelia screamed, running out of the bathroom and slamming the door behind her. "AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE!!" A rain cloud suddenly formed over her and began thundering and raining.
Val shrugged and clambered over to the stage.
Zelgadis watched him leave and sighed to himself. "I'll never get out of here at this rate...."
"Hey, Zel, know what?" Gourry asked, suddenly appearing right beside him.
"Silence is golden, Gourry," the chimera said, bluntly.
"....so is gold, right?" Gourry wondered.
"I hate my life....."
**
"Hi," Val greeted, calmly. "I just thought I'd abide by my mom's-"
"HI HONEY!!!"
"-wishes and do an act tonight. So, here goes." He cleared his throat. "So, whaddya get when you cross fifty female pigs with fifty male deer?"
The crowd was even more silent than when Amelia was rapping.
"100 Sows and Bucks!" Val exclaimed, laughing a bit. "Get it? Like....a hundred thousand bucks? Nothing?...." He sighed and left the stage, with his shoulders slumped. "I don't get it," he said to Lina, who was still flipping through charts. "It's like after a few acts they all die or something!!" Val threw his hands into the air, exasperated.
"Yeah, isn't that sad?" Lina mumbled, not paying attention at all.
Phibby vaporized from his hiding spot in the shadows somewhere. "I guess it's up to me to save the show!" he cried, rushing onto the stage. "Tonight," he said to the spectators, "I will be performing the greatest feat that any of you have ever seen!! I will become the mazoku cannonball!!"
A cannon automatically appeared from nowhere and Phibby snapped himself into a white outfit speckled with lightning bolts and stars. He even had a helmet to match. He waved to the audience as he climbed into the cannon, feet-first.
Everyone in the crowd watched, for the first time, with extreme interest as the wick going into the cannon grew shorter and shorter.
All of a sudden, BOOOOM!!
The SCC was reduced to ash. The backstage had been totally demolished. Lina was the first to sit up amid the dust that the theater had been reduced to. She coughed a little cloud of smoke and glared angrily at the only thing left in the SCC: the cannon.
"Phibby!!" She cursed and ran over to the cannon, kicking it.
She saw Phibby's head poke out of the mouth of the cannon. The mazoku lord was covered in smoke. He smiled at Lina, revealing that he had lost all of his teeth.
Lina laughed at him. "You've got no teeth!!!" she wailed.
Phibby giggled. "Neither do you."
Lina's eyes grew wide and she immediately stopped laughing. She reached into her pocket for a mirror and looked into it. Her teeth were all either missing or broken.
**
"OOH, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE!!!" Amelia cried, as she scooted away from Phibby, who was sitting next to her on the couch.
She, along with the rest of the slayers, had lost her teeth and was now waiting for the Seyruun dentist.
"Yeah, but look on the positive side!" Gourry exclaimed.
"WHAT....OW!....positive side?" Zelgadis gritted through his numbed mouth.
"We get all the ice cream we can eat!!" the blond shrieked, jabbing a hand into the air.
"Gourry, that's a tonsillectomy," Filia reminded him, as she cuddled and embarrassed-beyond-belief Val.
"Gasundheit," Gourry said.
Xelloss came out of the oral surgery room, holding a hand over his mouth. "OOHHHH...." he complained.
"Miss Inverse?" the doctor asked. "You're next."
"I'm never working in low-rate entertainment again," Lina grumbled, as she went into the operating room.
**
NoV: WEE!! Done already??
Xelloss: Imagine that....did we really have to lose all our teeth?
NoV: It was a request, what can I say?
Lina: How about saying no??
Gourry: I like pudding. ^.^
NoV: Til nexties!!
Xelloss: And now you get to work for the fanficcers!
NoV: :p So, I'm making this Cutie Corner short 'n' sweet. ^_^
**
"Well," Amelia said, slowly regaining her composure, "it's my turn to go on stage! And I'll do it for Justice!!!"
Gourry and Lina watched, skeptically, as she headed toward the stage curtains.
"That's a recipe for disaster," Lina commented.
"I have a recipe for brownies," Gourry mentioned, pulling the aforementioned recipe from nowhere.
"That's great, Gourry. It REALLY is...."
**
"Hello, Justice-lovers!" Amelia exclaimed. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???"
The crowd cheered and clapped and body-surfed Filia. "I'm so dizzy!!!" the dragon cried.
"All right, then!" Amelia turned around and somehow managed to change her outfit instantly. The audience became silent. Amelia was wearing a black leather tube top and tight black leather pants. She grabbed the microphone from the stand and began to rap....badly. "I just gotta be a Justice freak everyday in every way I wanna be just me! Those freakin' playas tell me they don't like my flava and I just wanna say I don't get their play! OH, YEAH! Raise the roof! Woo....." She stopped when she realized that the entire crowd was stunned. "Um....." The oujo blushed and ran toward the exit.
"Hey, um....Amelia?" Val wondered. "Want me to....go on?"
"Shimasen!!!" she yelled at him, as she ran into the bathroom.
Xelloss looked up at her, dazedly, as he leaned over the toilet and threw up again.
"EW!" Amelia screamed, running out of the bathroom and slamming the door behind her. "AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE!!" A rain cloud suddenly formed over her and began thundering and raining.
Val shrugged and clambered over to the stage.
Zelgadis watched him leave and sighed to himself. "I'll never get out of here at this rate...."
"Hey, Zel, know what?" Gourry asked, suddenly appearing right beside him.
"Silence is golden, Gourry," the chimera said, bluntly.
"....so is gold, right?" Gourry wondered.
"I hate my life....."
**
"Hi," Val greeted, calmly. "I just thought I'd abide by my mom's-"
"HI HONEY!!!"
"-wishes and do an act tonight. So, here goes." He cleared his throat. "So, whaddya get when you cross fifty female pigs with fifty male deer?"
The crowd was even more silent than when Amelia was rapping.
"100 Sows and Bucks!" Val exclaimed, laughing a bit. "Get it? Like....a hundred thousand bucks? Nothing?...." He sighed and left the stage, with his shoulders slumped. "I don't get it," he said to Lina, who was still flipping through charts. "It's like after a few acts they all die or something!!" Val threw his hands into the air, exasperated.
"Yeah, isn't that sad?" Lina mumbled, not paying attention at all.
Phibby vaporized from his hiding spot in the shadows somewhere. "I guess it's up to me to save the show!" he cried, rushing onto the stage. "Tonight," he said to the spectators, "I will be performing the greatest feat that any of you have ever seen!! I will become the mazoku cannonball!!"
A cannon automatically appeared from nowhere and Phibby snapped himself into a white outfit speckled with lightning bolts and stars. He even had a helmet to match. He waved to the audience as he climbed into the cannon, feet-first.
Everyone in the crowd watched, for the first time, with extreme interest as the wick going into the cannon grew shorter and shorter.
All of a sudden, BOOOOM!!
The SCC was reduced to ash. The backstage had been totally demolished. Lina was the first to sit up amid the dust that the theater had been reduced to. She coughed a little cloud of smoke and glared angrily at the only thing left in the SCC: the cannon.
"Phibby!!" She cursed and ran over to the cannon, kicking it.
She saw Phibby's head poke out of the mouth of the cannon. The mazoku lord was covered in smoke. He smiled at Lina, revealing that he had lost all of his teeth.
Lina laughed at him. "You've got no teeth!!!" she wailed.
Phibby giggled. "Neither do you."
Lina's eyes grew wide and she immediately stopped laughing. She reached into her pocket for a mirror and looked into it. Her teeth were all either missing or broken.
**
"OOH, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE!!!" Amelia cried, as she scooted away from Phibby, who was sitting next to her on the couch.
She, along with the rest of the slayers, had lost her teeth and was now waiting for the Seyruun dentist.
"Yeah, but look on the positive side!" Gourry exclaimed.
"WHAT....OW!....positive side?" Zelgadis gritted through his numbed mouth.
"We get all the ice cream we can eat!!" the blond shrieked, jabbing a hand into the air.
"Gourry, that's a tonsillectomy," Filia reminded him, as she cuddled and embarrassed-beyond-belief Val.
"Gasundheit," Gourry said.
Xelloss came out of the oral surgery room, holding a hand over his mouth. "OOHHHH...." he complained.
"Miss Inverse?" the doctor asked. "You're next."
"I'm never working in low-rate entertainment again," Lina grumbled, as she went into the operating room.
**
NoV: WEE!! Done already??
Xelloss: Imagine that....did we really have to lose all our teeth?
NoV: It was a request, what can I say?
Lina: How about saying no??
Gourry: I like pudding. ^.^
NoV: Til nexties!!
