(Session 7 - Drug Ballad)

"I'm hungry" Ed started to whine. "What I thought Faye brought food from our last trip to Ganymede?" I exclaimed. "She probably wasted it on casinos" Spike said. Suddenly the ship gets hit by another ship. Ein flies towards the piloting room. Spike lands on Faye. I crash against the T.V, Ed does not move at all. "Arrghh! The guy left" Faye exclaimed. "Isn't that a hit and run?" Faye continued. "We haven't eaten in two days and now this" Spike screams. Suddenly the ship starts to head towards Europa (6th moon from Jupiter). The ship goes faster and faster until it crashes. "Is every one okay?" I asked. "Yeah!" everybody answers at the same time. We get out to explore, we had landed in the worst part of the planet, the desert of Europa. "All right, Me and Spike are going to fix the ship, Ed you go get us some food, Faye clean up the ship" I said. Just then Faye gave me a sick face. "Faye are you alright," Spike said. Faye runs to the bathroom and throws up. "Okay let's start" I said. Ed left with Ein across the desert. They were very thirsty and walked a few miles before they got to Dead Dunes, a small town 3 miles away from the ship. Ed saw a man selling watermelons. "Can I have one, pleeeeaasssseeeee. eee. eee? Ed very hungry" Ed said. "If you don't have any Wolongs ya can't have any" the sales man said. Just then a dark skin women came up to the stand in a sports car. "Let me have two Jeeves" she said. Ed secretly went in her trunk with Ein and hid. The women took off to the center of town. Ed got out of the sports car and she left. Ed saw this fat dark skin man selling shitake mushrooms, Ed went up to him. "Ed hungry, Ed want food" She Screamed. "Yo I don't have food, this shrooms aren't for you," the fat man said. "But Ed hungry, Ed will die if Ed not eat" She exclaimed. Just then a skinny dark skin man came up to the fat man and pointed a gun at him. "Yo bitch my brotha' died cause of your fucking shit-talking mushrooms, now your gonna die sucka" the skinny man said. "Their called shitake" the fat man said. The fat man started to run and the skinny man went after him. "Don't run from me bitch," the skinny man said. The fat man dropped his bag of mushrooms and Ed picked them up. "Food!" she said happily. She and Ein ate one and started to hallucinate. They dreamt that they were in a room full of donuts. Big Giant donuts. Ed suddenly woke up outside the Bebop all dirty with Ein beside her. All of us came out to see what she brought to eat. We saw the bag and immediately ate like wild animals. Ed tries to warn us about the shrooms but we were too hungry to listen. We went inside when we were finished. I started to water my bonsais but for some reason they started to chat with me and I had an ongoing conversation with them. Spike started to watch Big Shots and started to hallucinate that he was having sex with the assistant. Faye kept remembering the time when she almost died in Ed's maze. Ed just kept starring at us. She went to the T.V were spike was watching T.V and heard that the fat man she met earlier had a bounty of 120,000(. She decided to find him again, she went back to Dead Dunes to look for him. She found him at a local store, Ed got on his back. "You come with me" Ed screamed. "Hey, wait what do you want" the fat man said. "Your bounty" Ed said. "Here take this bag of mushrooms, it's worth more than my bounty. Worth about 500,000(" the fat man said. "You better not be lying to Ed" Ed said. Ed took the bag and left. When she got home all of us were covered in vomit and had bleed from our noses. We cleaned ourselves up and I started to examine the shitake mushrooms. They were all good, the man had tricked Ed and all these mushrooms were good not drugged like the others. "What are we having for lunch" said Spike. "Shitake salad, Shitake soup, Shitake drink, Shitake on ice." I kept going and going.