Webprofile for ithinkiamagirlbutifimnotthenidontknow
Name: Arwen Evenstar
Occupation: Pondering my gender
Description: ....UMMMMMM
fave Food: Trees
Fave Color: Purple
Social Status: Married
Why?: Cuz
Who?: Aragorn
What?: PIZZA!
When?: RIGHT NOW!
Where?: RIGHT HUR!
Age:...UMMMMM
E-mail: doyoufindmypurpledresssexxy@girlorguy.com
Webprofile for VegabbleEater572
Name: Samwise Gamgee
Occupation: A Veggable Eater
Description: stupid fat hobbit who doesn't know how to spell
fave Food: Veggables speshailly taters.
Fave Color: Maroon
Social Status: Divorced
Why?: My wife thoght I was obsessed with veggables so she went bye
Who?: Rosie
What?: Veggables
When?: January 67, 6078
Where?: Meep.
Age: Veggables
E-mail: tatersarefuntatersarefuntatersarefun4every1@veggitables.com
Webprofile for OldyMoldyHairyScaryGUY
Name: Bilbo Baggins
Occupation: Being oldy and moldy
Description: Hairy and Scary
fave Food: Cheese
Fave Color: Colors suck man...
Social Status: Single
Why?: I'm oldy and moldy
Who?: Me
What?: Hair
When?: Today
Where?: In places you don't want to hear about.
Age: Oldy
E-mail: xxxmoldyjelloxx@oldpeopleunited.com
Webprofile for AintISpecial84265087
Name: Eowyn (who is not oldy and moldy)
Occupation: Being special
Description: Special cuz I have curly-whirly-lemon-twirly HAIR
fave Food: Fishes
Fave Color: Pink
Social Status: Single
Why?: ARWEN STOLE ARAGORN AWAAAAAAAY *sob sob sob*
Who?: *sniff* Arwen
What?: Aragorn
When?: Back in da day
Where?: EVERYWHEEEEEEERE!!! *tear sob tear*
Age: IT;S BREAKFAST TIME
E-mail: arwenmustDIE@arwenh8ers.net
Webprofile for IT-WAS-A-SURGICAL-ACCIDENT-OK
Name: Lord Elrond
Occupation: Being a mocked person...
Description: Scary d00d with permanantly deformed eyebrows becuz of surgery
fave Food: Moldy Pears
Fave Color: Red
Social Status: Uh...
Why?: Uh...
Who?: UNDEHPANTS!
What?: ON YO HEAD!
When?: HALLOWEENERS!
Where?: DA STORE!
Age: Old
E-mail: myeyebrowsdontlikeyou@surgeryissues.org
Name: Arwen Evenstar
Occupation: Pondering my gender
Description: ....UMMMMMM
fave Food: Trees
Fave Color: Purple
Social Status: Married
Why?: Cuz
Who?: Aragorn
What?: PIZZA!
When?: RIGHT NOW!
Where?: RIGHT HUR!
Age:...UMMMMM
E-mail: doyoufindmypurpledresssexxy@girlorguy.com
Webprofile for VegabbleEater572
Name: Samwise Gamgee
Occupation: A Veggable Eater
Description: stupid fat hobbit who doesn't know how to spell
fave Food: Veggables speshailly taters.
Fave Color: Maroon
Social Status: Divorced
Why?: My wife thoght I was obsessed with veggables so she went bye
Who?: Rosie
What?: Veggables
When?: January 67, 6078
Where?: Meep.
Age: Veggables
E-mail: tatersarefuntatersarefuntatersarefun4every1@veggitables.com
Webprofile for OldyMoldyHairyScaryGUY
Name: Bilbo Baggins
Occupation: Being oldy and moldy
Description: Hairy and Scary
fave Food: Cheese
Fave Color: Colors suck man...
Social Status: Single
Why?: I'm oldy and moldy
Who?: Me
What?: Hair
When?: Today
Where?: In places you don't want to hear about.
Age: Oldy
E-mail: xxxmoldyjelloxx@oldpeopleunited.com
Webprofile for AintISpecial84265087
Name: Eowyn (who is not oldy and moldy)
Occupation: Being special
Description: Special cuz I have curly-whirly-lemon-twirly HAIR
fave Food: Fishes
Fave Color: Pink
Social Status: Single
Why?: ARWEN STOLE ARAGORN AWAAAAAAAY *sob sob sob*
Who?: *sniff* Arwen
What?: Aragorn
When?: Back in da day
Where?: EVERYWHEEEEEEERE!!! *tear sob tear*
Age: IT;S BREAKFAST TIME
E-mail: arwenmustDIE@arwenh8ers.net
Webprofile for IT-WAS-A-SURGICAL-ACCIDENT-OK
Name: Lord Elrond
Occupation: Being a mocked person...
Description: Scary d00d with permanantly deformed eyebrows becuz of surgery
fave Food: Moldy Pears
Fave Color: Red
Social Status: Uh...
Why?: Uh...
Who?: UNDEHPANTS!
What?: ON YO HEAD!
When?: HALLOWEENERS!
Where?: DA STORE!
Age: Old
E-mail: myeyebrowsdontlikeyou@surgeryissues.org
