Author: Hiriyou

Disclaimer: I don't own these boys, but if I did... *insert hentai thoughts* hehehehehe... But I'm just a poor student who wouldn't be worth suing, unless of course you want my new Disturbed CD. Oh wait, no! MINE!! MY CD! ALL MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Pairings: 1x2x1 3x4x3 13x5 (implied)

Warnings: Humor, fluff, sap?

Notes: Ok, I started making up this parody to 'Jingle Bells' after my friend and I swapped parodies of 'Deck the Halls' and I finished this at five to midnight. So don't blame me ok? It's midnight and I haven't had any caffeine. Oh, yeah, and I made a parody of 'Little Bunny FooFoo' too, sorry but I was in a car for five hours with nothing to do. Don't kill me please? I'm not finished messing with these guys!

Parodies for the Average Hentai M ind...

A Parody of Jingle Bells

Dashing through some gore

In a gundam with Heero

Duo on his tail

Deathscythe's bringin' Hell!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Bells on Sandrock ring

Oh look, Nanashi smiled

What fun it is to whip and ride a bishonen tonight!

OH!! GUNDAM WING!

GUNDAM WING!

Gundams all the way!

Oh what fun it is to ride

A bishonen today, hey!
A Deck the Halls Parody

Deck the halls with lots of Zechs'!

Fa la la la la la la la la

Tis' the season to be hentai!

Fa la la la la la la la la

13 by 5 and 3 by 4!

Fa la la la la la la la la

1 by 2, oh we want mo~ore!

Fa la la la la la la la la

Strip their clothes and grad the chocolate!

Fa la la la la la la la la

Smack it on them, everywhere now!

Fa la la la la la la la la

This is our Christmas song of yaoi!

Fa la la la la la la la la!!!
The Eensy-Weensy Spider Parody

The eensy-weensy Quatre

Was thrown into the OZ cell

Down came the soldiers

To rape him in the night

But then, to his rescue

Came his lover Trowa

And the eensy-weeny Quatre

Slept in love's arms again.
Little Bunny Foo-Foo

Little Heero Yuy

Stomping through the safe house

Beating up poor Duo

Then banging him on the bed.

Down came the Great Shinigami

And he said... "Little Heero Yuy,

I don't wanna see you

Beating up poor Duo

But bang him in the bed!

I'll give you three more chances,

But then I'll turn you into Relena!

Little Heero Yuy

Stomping through the safehouse

Beating up poor Duo

Then banging him on the bed.

Down came the Great Shinigami

And he said...

"Little Heero Yuy,

I don't wanna see you

Beating up poor Duo

But bang him in the bed!

I'll give you two more chances,

But then I'll turn you into Relena!

Little Heero Yuy

Stomping through the safehouse

Beating up poor Duo

Then banging him on the bed.

Down came the Great Shinigami

And he said...

"Little Heero Yuy,

I don't wanna see you

Beating up poor Duo

But bang him in the bed!

I'll give you one more chance,

But then I'll turn you into Relena!

Little Heero Yuy

Stomping through the safehouse

Beating up poor Duo

Then banging him on the bed.

Down came the Great Shinigami

And Heero pulled out his gun

"Omae o korosu."

"Ok! Ok! Sor~ry! I won't turn you into Relena... Just put that thing away..."

And Heero put the gun back in his spandex, then dragged Duo off to the bed....

OWARI~

Hiriyou: Sorry for that, but I thought they were funny as hell and I couldn't get it out of my mind. Tell me something, does this chorus to a song sound funny? I haven't been able to get it out of my head either since I heard it "Insanity, it helps me/ Insanity controls me/ I think I like insanity/ I think it hates me though!/" It's in an extremely funny voice, the whole song is about being, or going, insane; hence it's song title 'Insanity' oooooohhh... ahhhhhhhh......... BTW, If you have any songs that you want me to make a parody of, or have as a suggestion, I'm willing to take them!