INU YASHA AT THE CROSSROADS

Morning finds our intrepid band having breakfast. "Kagome," says Inu Yasha. " I have something to tell you. I know that you've had the hots for me for a long time."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOTS, FIDO." Yells Kagome. " Let me tell you something, I wouldn't have the hots for you if you were the last egocentric, half-dog on earth."

" Excellent", says Inu Yasha. " That makes my confession easier. You know that since Miroko joined us that we've, sort of, hit it off. Well, I just thought you should know that he and I are, well, gay."

"Gay", says Kagome. "Well, that explains a lot. I mean he's always carrying that wand thingy."

"We've been through this", says Miroko. " It's a staff."

" Right", says Kagome. "That's a staff, and those are dresses."

"ROBES", the two say in unison.

" What about Shioppo? What's he? A fairy?"

"Leave me out of this", says Shioppo. " I may look cute, but I'm more man than them two."

"Really, I thought you were a girl." Says Inu Yasha. Shioppo yells "FOXFIRE" and blasts Inu Yasha in the groin.

"Take that, you homo."

"Well, now what do we do?" says Kagome. " I guess you two walk hand in hand into the sunset, right?"

" Don't be that way, Kagome. I will always have fond feelings for you." Says Inu Yasha.

" Sure", says Kagome. " I can always help you two with your makeup."

" WE DON'T WEAR MAKEUP!"

"Really, you mean you look that fruity without it?"

" Let's not argue." Says Miroko. " I mean, just because Inu Yasha finds me more attractive is no reason to be that way."

" What way?" says Kagome.

" It rhymes with itchy."

" That does it!" yells Kagome. She lunges at Miroko. But he starts slapping at her and crying "Help, Inu Yasha!"

" OK, I'm leaving!" says Kagome. She turns to head toward the well. " What about the jewel shards?" yells Inu Yasha.

" Oh yeah", says Kagome. " The shards. You want them? Fetch!" She throws them into the well. Inu yasha dives into the well followed by Kagome. The two appear in the temple. "OK Kagome. Where are the shards?" " Here boy", says Kagome and she whistles. She runs out of the temple into the street followed by Inu Yasha. Kagome stops a passing truck and talks to the driver. The driver emerges from the cab, grabs a net, and runs after Inu Yasha. Kagome stands by the truck that reads "dog catcher" and laughs. The last she seen of Inu Yasha was the notice she received in the mail saying that if she didn't claim her dog in 24 hours, he would be destroyed. She laughs and tosses the notice.

THE END, REALLY! (A Miroko saying it in a Girlish Voice)

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