Eheeeheeeheee. She's baaaaaaaaaaack. You all know you missed her, I mean, she is Mary Sue and perfect, how can you NOT miss her? (Numair: Kill the cunt! SMACK). Down Numair! This is highly amusing to write, however we do not mean to offend anyone. Just repeat: It's just for fun. (Numair: Anne hurt herself while writing this…no more throwing her arms back while laughing…)

Disclaimer: Have you seen what we have written? Does that even seem HALF as good as the original? Let's think… Escaflowne = not ours. (sadness, yet not, cause if we made it then it would be crap).

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Chapter 2: Gaea, a New Doom!!!

Our D cup hero gently floated to the ground and was immediately surrounded by Disney type forest critters who had come to greet her.

"I sense that I am no longer on Earth, this must be Gaea, a myseterious land I've known about since my childhood!" exclaimed our brave Mary Sue.

[Numair: Whatever she is smoking I want some….

Anne: Just inserting her own little facts now, isn't she…]

Mary Sue smiled calmly. Despite the fact that she was on another world, not knowing where she was, and without food, water, clothes, tampons, and make-up (which she really didn't need because she has Mary Sue beauty), she wasn't concerned in the least. She gathered a small little bunny in her arms gently and began to sing. Her voice was as beautiful as a babbling brook, a gentle breeze, a rainbow, and other naturally pretty shit. You get the point.

I'm lost

And confused,

What is a pretty girl to doooooo?

She rose, flinging her arms out wide in the sun, forgetting about the bunny she just sent flying through the air into the prickerly bushes.

Find my inner strength!

Conquer all hurdles!

Save this world,

Fall in love,

and be back

in time for TRL!

"Such a beautiful song, by such a powerfully beautiful voice." Exclaimed a figure standing behind her. Of course, Mary Sue, with her superpower hearing and her ability to…"sense" things, knew he was there the whole time. She turned to see a tall blonde…

[Anne: Idiot! Pimp! Male-whore!

Numair: Sorry, we can't do our Allen bashing in this one…

Anne: NOOOOOooooo!]

…knight standing there.

"Allen Schezar." Mary Sue stated calmly, while flipping her blonde cascading hair over over her perfect pretty shoulder. Her emerald eyes shown in the moonlight.

[Anne: I thought it was the middle of the day…?

Numair: Uh…"Mystic Moon"light?]

"How did you know my name, beautiful angel of the night sky?" Allen said sappily, bowing.

"I've seen the series." Mary Sue stated matter-of-factly.

"Nani?" the knight caeli inquired, puzzled.

[Anne: Oh no, here comes the low-key Japanese insertion…

Numair: So?

Anne: Either write in all Japanese or all English! AAAARRGH!!

Numair: Not everyone can speak Japanese, Miss I-Spent-A-Year-In-Japan

Anne: busaiku kono ama….]

"Oh, nevermind," she said all-knowingly. She had always loved Allen the most. His honour, his class, his beauty…

[Numair: snigger snigger…heehee]

Merely thinking about him and his courage was enough to get her through each horrible day of her horrible, unloved, normal existence. It was thinking of this imaginbary character that got her to live her life! HOWEVER! She could never love! How could anyone love her with such a horrible tragic life-altering past!?

Van, stepping out from the bushes after doing who knows what, was about to scold Allen for hanging around another one of his whores, but when he saw Mary Sue, her golden wheat hair shimmering in the sunlight, he concluded that she was far too beautiful to be a whore. Nay, no whore was she, but a GODDESS!

"Ah, Van de Fanel, we meet at last." Mary Sue smiled, extending a pretty hand. Van, captivated by her beauty, could only drool like an idiot.

"Come my angel of the night moon, let us return to the palace." Allen smiled, kissing her hand.

Van, snapping out of his stupor, glanced at Allen warningly, "But Allen…

[Numair: "…why am I such a puss all the sudden?"]

…what about the DOUS's?"

"Dragons Of Unusual Size? I don't they exist."

ROAR! A giant BEAST dragon leapt at them from the forest, fangs bared.

[Anne: Copying humor from other movies, classic.]

Looking up they could see Hitmoi in one of its tenticals.

[Numair: Wait, dragons don't have tentacles…

Anne: Shhhhhhh…..]

Van couldn't attack because of Hitmoi but rather wept silent tears of frusteration. Allen pulled out his sword and attacked but was quickly knocked aside.

Mary Sue, calm and brave as ever, grabbed her magical sword and usuing her elven powers blew it to smitherinees.

[Anne:~ raises eyebrows~ Elven powers?

Numair: Lord of the Rings influence baby.]

The two males stared in wonder at the beauteous creature, standing there panting slightly from the effort, her D cup boobs raising gently.

"Are you hurt!?" gushed Allen, running forth and holding her hands.

"I'm fine." Whispered Mary Sue bravely then passed out. She had a dagger in her back.

[Numair: What the hell?]

Allen picked her up delicately and they hurried back to the palace.

Elsewhere, evil eyes watched.

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That certainly was interesting…. Mary Sue is our hero (snicker snicker, har har). These stories are kind of turning out like Mystery Science Theater stories…. Ah well! Anne actually says, "Wept silent tears of frustration" when she is annoyed/sad. Just thought you should know that…

Stay tuned for the next action packed chapter called, "Coming to Terms."