Hey there again. School started, that sucks. Bah!!! Chapter 3 is actually on Numair's computer, but that's okay, we don't need to follow anything for this story. It's a Mary Sue! Anywhooo, from the pressues of our many classes (Anne= 2; Numair=3)…. Hey! We have college classes later! Grr. Erm, yeah, Michelle got to actually see us writing this, any comments for the readers: "This was the most frightening experience of my life. Just kidding, but it was very educational…" Thank you Michelle.
Disclaimer: There was an old man in a shoe… wait… he was in a fate-alteration machine.. wait.. yeah, that's it. (ponders this a minute). Erm, we don't own Escaflowne.
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Chapter 4 – The Pyro's New Toy
In the darkness a figure walked. He had been walking for a long time. Boy, did his feet hurt. But in a way, they didn't. Why? Because he's DEAD. Yup, it's Folkie. That's all there really is to it everyone, he's just dead.
Or is he….?
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Meanwhile back in Austuria…
Our big boobed heroine was somewhere, however the current scene does not require her.
Van looked around the room wildly, "What the hell….?"
"Oh, Hello Fanelia, how are you today?" asked King Aston, a smile appearing on his wrinkled face. "We need to be in an alliance."
"Okay…" Van said looking up at the authors with raised eyebrows.
[Numair: Now I'm lost…
Anne: *grumble* $99 for a friggin' calculator…
Numair: There there, I have to get one too…]
"Good morning Van and King Aston!" greeted Mary Sue, miraciously healed after a refreshing night of sleep.
[Numair: Yeah… heehee. I bet]
Meanwhile, the wolves were closing in on Hitomi.
"I believe Van will come and save me!" whimpered Hitomi, coughing up more blood while grabbing her blood stained pendant.
In Austuria Van sneezed.
The leader of the pack came to Hitomi, "I'm sorry my child, but my pack is very hungry and you are looking rather tasty right now."
Hitomi's eyes widened in fear. Could this be the end of Hitomi Kanzaki? After all this time, after all that it had taken for Van and her to be together again, they would have to die apart. No, she thought with tears appearing in her shining emerald green orbs eyes, she couldn't give up! She had to live, for Van! Sucking up a breath of air, despite the pain in her punctured lungs, she looked bravely at the leader.
"No Zira! I can't die, Van NEEDS me!" gasped Hitomi.
"Well then, where is he?" asked Zira, grabbing the ketchup.
Hitomi pondered that for a minute.
Back in Austuria Van was putting the moves on Mary Sue.
"You know, I went to the Mystic Moon once," Van stated proudly, puffing up his scrawny chest…
[Anne: NUMAIR! ~SMACK~ Cut the whole last scene you heartless pimp.
Numair: I like vanilla… ~pauses~ VAN-nilla! Get it!!
Anne: ~sigh~ Wish I didn't… and whats this with the talking wolf?
Numair: YOU wrote that, I think you said something about 'people always making animals talk…grr']
Back to the life and death situation.
Hitomi was eaten, the end. NUMAIR! ~SMACK~ Hitomi found some courage deep within her chest, although one of the lions was chewing on her leg. However, she couldn't find the courage within, cause face facts, Mary Sue had taken it all.
"GOSH DAMN IT!"
Back in Austuria . . .
"Mary Sue! My night angel of the sky, where are you!?" called Allen, ignoring the Scooby Doo theme, walking around in circles, throughlyu confused. "I think I'm going to have to lock her up in a birdcage afterall." He laughed, patting himself on the back.
"Allen! Here I am!" cried Mary Sue, appearing from around a bush, smiling. However, she tripped over a stone opening up the wound on her leg. "Ugggh!" she cried out in anguish.
"MARY :SUE! My love, are you HURT?!" gushed Allen, running to her side and bending down to pick her up…
[Anne: which causes his back to break and he dies. The end.]
in his warm and loving embrace. But brave, wonderful, beauteous, but oh-so tragic heroine managed to wince away the pain and rose to her feet.
"Don't worry about me Allen, I have the inner strength within," smiled Mary Sue, closing one eye to hold in the pain.
"Oh Mary Sue, you are a role model to everyone," said Van, appearing from somewhere.
"That she is," chuckled Allen, laughing while the whole rest of the cast appeared to applaude Mary Sue (except Hitomi).
Speaking of Hitomi….
The bones baked in the sun….
[Numair: I said don't write that!!!
Anne: eheheee… we seriously love her, yet….]
Back in Austuria the whole gang sat around eating dinner, a big feast honoring Mary Sue and her bravery, and oh yeah, something about a marriage or something…?
"So, Mary Sue, what is that mysterious pendant around your neck?" questioned Millernia, green cabbage stuck between her teeth.
"Oh, this? My grandpa gave it to me, it's suppose to help me with all my problems I will fiace in my life," stated Mary Sue, grabbing the pendant from under her shirt, smiling at the blue orb.
"Gee whiz Mary Sue, you sure are jiffy, or great!" laughed Chid, straightening his overalls while punching Mary Sue on the arm slightly.
"Oh Allen, your son is so cute!" gushed Mary Sue, glomping the poor innocent Chid.
"We're not suppose to talk about that.." whispered Allen looking over at King Aston and the Duke of Fried…. Who died but… he's back!!!
"Oh, I KNOW that, geez!" laughed Mary Sue, everyone joining in in the mouth opening wide laughter fashion.
"Mary Sue, let's go shopping tomorrow!!!" pipped Merle, squealing like a little school girl.
Merle really enjoyed shopping. It reminded her of the time when her parents had taken her on a trip to another country and they had to steal money in order to get home. Yeah, those were the good old days. Mice tasted better then, before the plague and all. That's what killed her parents, well, actually, it drove them crazy enough to get hit by a fruit truck. Yeah, shopping, it reminded her of when her parents had taken her on a trip to another country. Yeah, she sure missed her parents, what with them dieing and leaving her alone in the world, no money since her parents were prostitutes. And her siblings would participate in kitty porn. But you know, cats don't only have one kitten, geez! She wondered whatever happened to her siblings, Berle, Derle, Ferle, Gerle….
[Numair: Too long!!]
Anyway…
"Mary Sue, how is your head injury?" inquired Gaddess, looking at her with concerned filled eyes, for he was falling in love with her. But, he could never take his best friends girl away… or could he?
"Oh, I'm totally like fine!" gushed Mary Sue, thoroughly liking the word gushed.
"Well, that's fine and dandy, let's go to bed, it's already nine o'clock!" said Allen, extending his arm for Mary Sue.
"Yeah, I'm going on the roof to play with swords and brood over life," said Van, getting up and being anti-social.
"I'm going to stalk Lord Van," Merle said bounding after him.
"And I'm going to look at myself in the mirror," stated Millernia, ignoring Dryden.
"And I'm going to go up to my room where I am undoubtly going to be kidnapped by the dark forces of the rebirth of Zaibach. Goodnight!" beamed Mary Sue, her boobs bouncing as she waved goodnight.
"Goodnight Mary Sue, sleep tight!" they all chimed on cue, turning their head slightly to the left.
Meanwhile, in the outskirts of town a dark figure made his way through the night… towards the castle… yeah.
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Wow, that was some great stuff… cough. Yeah, school made us non-creative *shakes fists* Oh well, it's not like this story involves much of a plot, it's a Mary Sue for goodness sake. So, yeah, review and leave funny comments to make us laugh! (we loved the comment, GET ON IT YA LAZY BUMS! Or something along those lines, that made us laugh). We dedicate this one to you, you creative reviewer who made us laugh! Force be with you too! (and we also say hey to the others, we love you too, we love you all (because Mary Sue gives us that inner strength)).
Next chapter: "Fluff and Flowers."
