Weeeeeeee? Yeah! We have been watching Escaflowne again, fun-ness. We actually have also started our college classes (we are doing high school part time) thus time is evil, time goes fast, time means we must go back. O_o
Disclaimer: Unmei Kaihen!!!!!!! Escaflowne is now ours!!! BEAT THAT!!!! (lawyers drag Anne and Numair away by hair)
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Chapter 8: Peace and RestLessneSs
"Oh Mary Sue, my love, I am so happy that everyone has accepted me," grinned Dilandau, his arm around Mary Sue's slim waist, her big boobs bouncing as they walked.
Mary Sue looked at Dilandau with her topaz eyes shining, "Yes my beloeved."
Allen stood in the distance glaring at them. How DARE Dilandau move in on his woman, he loved Mary Sue! A small tear slipped down Allen's face at the thought of loosing yet another person he loved…..
"Hey! There are Allen!!!"
Allen turned around, wipping the tears which were now coursing down his face on his shirt. It was his beloved, his angel of the night sky!
"Mary Sue, I've been looking everywhere for you!" gushed Allen, glaring at Dilandau who stood behind her.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Dilandau and I were talking about my horrible tragic life-altering past!!" sniffed Mary Sue, her eyes reflecting nothing but PAIN.
"Yes, tis true, it is much worse than mine," cried Dilandau, his eyes also reflecting hurt towards his beloved.
"Really?!" exclaimed the disgruntled knight, "You never told ME about it!"
"Oh, well, you don't have as horrible of a past as I do, with my horrible tragic life-altering past!!"
"My Dad leaving my family, my sister turning into a man, my Mom dieing.. you are right, you're pain is much worse than mine. But Mary Sue, you're pain is MY pain, we are one!" cried Allen, grabbing Mary Sue in a tight… love embrace.
"Well, you didn't (censor)… make love with her last night."
Allen's eyes widened as he comphrended what Dilandau had just said.
[Anne: Course, it took him a few days….
Numair: (monotone) Leave him alone.]
Could his pure, virgin, wonderfully amazing girlfriend/soulmate truly have been soiled by that demon? No! He could not believe it!
"You rapist BASTARD!!!!" screamed Allen, grabbing his sword and lundging at thealbion. (no, IamnotdoingthatonpurposeNumair).
"Rapist? As I recall, 'Yes Dilandau, yes, oh yes (censor) yes!!!'" Dilandau pondered smugly.
"You lie! SHI-NE!!!" Allen lunged at Dilandau, sword raised. Dilandau side-stepped, drawing his own sword that the good-guys had let him keep for no reason other than he needs it for this scene.
"No…" Mary Sue gasped as the two began to duke it out. Dilandau dodged nimbly, sweat forming on his brows which are located below his hair line. Panting slightly, Allen noted that his opponent stumbled slightly, his hair, place above the eyebrows, flickering down upon his red eyes.
"I'm happy your such a good fight, Dilandau!" mocked the Knight, swinging once more with the sound of wind blowing through a field. Determation shone in his crystal blue eyes, his puffy sleeves pressed down against his arm from the jerking movements.
"You on the other hand suck," commented the albino, his red armor glimmering in the moonlgith. The two moved around like a couple of Mexican jumping beans, hope, determation, and all that guy-must-get-girl crap shining in their eyes.
"Please stop!!" shouted Mary Sue, tears flowing down her pale soft pluffy cream colored innocent cheek.
"Mary Sue is my beloved! I can not believe you stole her from me!" shouted Allen, lunging at Dilandau, his blond hair rustling in the wind from the sudden movement of him leaping at Dilandau with hope and determation in his eyes which shone steadily.
"She saw through my evilness and found the inner good within me! How can I let go of someone who changed my life!?" asked Dilandau, more tears flowing out of his red eyes. Allen stared, unimpressed.
"PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!"
The men leapt at each other, hoping to slit each others throats for the honor and PRIVELAGE of calling Mary Sue their own. The lunged at each other, hatred filled eyes never leaving each other.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Mary Sue cried, jumping in front of them to block them from hitting each other with their blades. However, both their swords plunged into Mary Sue like a pin cushion.
The world suddenly became silent, no one moved, no sound was heard. It was as though time had stopped, only the echoing of blood dripping on the floor could be heard.
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Meanwhile….
Van sat alone on the roof, since that seems to be his favorite place to think in all the fucking fics….
[Numair: ANNE!!! Be nice!! *yanks keyboard away*]
'Hmm…' Van pondered, 'Hm…. The meaning of life… that quilt looks really weird right there. Orange really does go with the paint color of the wall, however the flowers annoy me. They don't really look real. There are too many quilts in this place, bring the world revolution. Damn orgy movie…what is going on, orgies and pink cars. Like kiwis. I really hate it when mom tries to make me eat vegetables that I don't like. Broccoli, maybe, but peas. I am really happy that my new Escaflowne CD came in the mail this week, its really nice and pretty. Especially with that song 'Perfect World', although the lyrics make no sense. I wish there were more pictures of Van in it, he's really pretty. Oh yes, my book came that same day, it was nice. Why does the beast look like that, I mean, his jaw is just hanging open, staring at me over the computer screen. Some might think that it is plain creepy… stop staring at me!!!!! New Orphen dvd, his ass is so fine…or something, and he's sooo smart…. What the hell am I thinking?' he shrieked, clutching his head.
He looked up slowly, since time seems to freeze when something important is about to happen. A white feather suddenly floated down before him. He looked up to see…
Hitomi gently floated down to him, her white whings shimmering in the moonlight.
"Hitomi…" he gasped, taking her in his arms, "when did you…? How did you…?"
"I don't know, I just have them!" Hitomi smiled, hugging Van tightly.
"But why?"
"There doesn't need to be a reason Van." She said tightening her grip, "I just have them."
"But why?" Van stressed, pushinbg her away, "wings are my medium."
"All the other Hitomis get them! Why can't I?"
"Because that goes against the series, because Hitomi's supposed to be a human girl from the Mystic Moon and there is absolutely no connection between Ryuu-jins and Japanese people and…"
"Fine! My grandmother was fucked by a random Ryuu-jin on her visit here, are you happy!?"
"But then why wouldn't your mother have…"
"Urasai!" Hitmi hissed, pressing her lips to his. Van shrugged, decided it wasn't worth pursuing, and returned the kiss, deepening it into…
"Van!!!" Allen cried, dashing into the roof to interrupt yet another Van/Hitomi moment.
[Both: (on edge of chairs) Into?? Into?? Damnit!! Stupid Allen! YOU WILL PAY!!!]
"What is it?" growled Van as Hitomi pulled herself away. Allen looked at the two and winked, with a sudden understanding.
"It's Mary Sue!!! Dilandau STABBED HER!!!" shouted the knight, mad.
"How horrible!" said Hitomi, although she never met Mary Sue in her life and the authors have made suffer because of.
"I knew we couldn't trust him!" yelled Van, grabbing his sword from the ground.
"Oh no! What has Allen done!! Mary Sue, oh please wake up! Pleas don't leave me!" our completely out-of-character albino sobbed as he cradled Mary Sue's pretty head, hands stroking her black hair.
"Dilandau!" cried Balgus, bursting into the room with the others, "Get away from her!!"
"No!! It's not what you think, believe me! You've got to help her!!"
"Trying to cover your sorry sex-changing ass again huh? Get away from her!" Ruhm declared.
Dilandau, sobs wraching his thin body, had no chice but to step away.
"Guards! Sieze him!" cried Red Hoof, pointing an accusing antler towards the albino.
"No…" whimpered Dilandau, backing away.
"No…(hack) it…wasn't his…(retch)…fault…" and then Mary Sue fell into the path to THE LAND OF THE DEAD!!!!
"Oh okay," everyone said, believing her with all their hearts, their love, their devotion, and shit, and Mary Sue was brought back off that horrible path, by the power of love dammit, once again leaving her horribly scarred. Poor thing.
"Yay!"
"Oh Dilandau," Allen chuckled, guyishly slapping him on the back, even though they are still at war over Mary Sue's heart, "We were wrong about you."
"Hell yeah, I am good now."
Millerna, eyes blazing with PMS, marched over to the two "brothers" and slapped them both across the face. "What was this all about!?" she shouted at them.
"Mary Sue is my love!" declared Allen, "and he took her from me!"
"No! I love her most! I need her!"
"You're both so selfish!" Millerna berated them angrily, preparing to slap again.
"We're selfish!?" the men cried with sudden realization.
"First she declared her love for me," Allen began.
"And then immediately slept with me to sate her lust!" Dilandau finished.
Millerna's eyes flashed. "You two are cruel. You just don't understand a womans' heart! Bakas!"
"What!?" they both cried insulted.
"Princess," Dilandau replied calmly, "I think you know as well as I that if any guy out there understands a womans heart, it's me."
"She cheated on me!" Allen cried.
"You two…You're so insensitive to a womans feelings!"
"You are absolutely right Millerna, what were we thinking!?"
[Anne: Bitter much Numair?
Numair: Rrrr…stupid trashy females…]
"Mary Sue, firgive us," the men said, kissing her, "Take your time to decide."
"Thank you guys."
Celena suddenly walkec into the room.
"Celena!" Allen gushed, "where have you been!"
"Crikey!" said Celena, looking the scene over, "Fosters, it's Australian for Beer."
[Anne: Get out of my friggin' way!!!!!!
Numair: Bring it on bitch! (moves hips in girly cheerleader fashion)]
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Mary Sue laid in bed, NAKED, remembering what had happened during the day. The room studdenly became colder, something evil was in the ari. Mary Sue looked around, one of the authors getting mad at the other for not looking what she was writing. Suddenly, the sound of glass breaking filled the air.
"Oh no, that's got to be someone from the Zaibach empire coming to get me!" Mary Sue said, propping herself up, not bothing to try to hide her naked form.
A pair of blood-red eye suddenly appeared, followed by a sleek furry head and dripping fangs, a long horn protruding from its head.
"Who's there!?" cried Mary Sue, bravely taking some random judo stance to fight whatever had dared come for her. The creatures neck suddenly exploded as a large frill spead out and it shrieked, reaching out a fuzzy paw.
"Ah, you must be a legendary ferrboozard! I've read of your kind!"
The creature hissed, its blue webbed feet slapping the ground warningly.
The ferrboozard was a terrible creature said to come from the lost country of Drazoobrref. Part ferret, part frill-necked lizard, and part blue-footed booby, the ferocious demon-creature lunged at her.
Using her instinctive martial art fighting techique, she dodged and struck the thing on the back of its fuzzy/scaly neck. It whirled and used its acid attack, blinding her and knocking her out. It laughed an ugly laugh, sounding amazingly like Stitch ã and gathered her into its fuzzy paws.
Then the ferrboozard, carrying away Mary Sue, vanished into the night.
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"Nyao!" said Madeline, walking into the room. "Raaawr."
Since she is a fat cat she enjoyed playing and looking cute. She fell onto the floor with a loud thud and proceeded to play with a ball of yarn. Dingleberries bounced as she leapt about the room, acting cute and cuddly.
[Numair: Why the heck is your cat in our fic?
Anne: … cause is scratching at the door at the moment… O_o]
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Yeah, we added Anne's cat into the fanfic. Why? Cause she is so cute!!! Pain in the ass, but cute!!! (Numair is allergic to cats, Anne has five). Now for a serious moment…. We realize that we make fun of Allen a lot (a lot is an under-statement). So here you go people, the…
Allen Apology Corner….
(music starts up: ooooooh…)
Honestly, we don't REALLY hate Allen it's just that…
Anne: He's a pansy?
Anne! It's just that well, we like Van better, and well, read the list…
1) He hogs attention from Van. The scene where Van was dying, bleeding from the inside because of the wounds Escaflowne has, it suddenly turns into a Allen's past crap moment, taking the attention away from him. Grr.
2) His chivalry is nice, but gets damn annoying.
3) His poofy sleeves.
4) That girly hair, we mean, bah! The only good time with his hair was that past with Balgus when he had it pulled back.
5) He looks like a friggin' moose in the opening credits.
6) Movie Allen was good, meaning he was worse.
7) He constantly puts the moves on Hitomi, Van's territory.
8) He takes attention away from Van.
9) He got Millerna when DRYDEN should have had her.
10) He knocked Millerna's sister up.
11) He took attention from Van.
12) Purple suit and poofy sleeves.
13) Too damn smug about his fighting skills.
Aside from that, he's a great character. Can handle situations, great voice actor, has that nice owl…. Has a weirdo for a sister, got to love that point. So here it is everyone, our big apology to Allen:
Sorry
Okay, now that THAT is over with, stay tuned for the next ACTION PACKED chapter, "Moonlight Confessions."
