LOOK OUT, JACK
"Long ago in a far away land, I, Aku the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a porthole in time flinging him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku." This is how the story always starts, but what if...
" Where are we, Kagome," Says Shippou. " I don't remember this place." "Neither do I," says Kagome. "Quiet!" says Inu Yasha. "I smell a demon nearby. I can feel his power. He's incredibly strong. This way!" Inu Yasha runs toward a small cliff followed by Kagome and Shippou. Upon reaching the edge they see a man attempting to fend off a huge demon with a sword. He slashes at it and the demon dodges the blows and attacks. " He hasn't got a chance," yells Kagome. " Help him Inu Yasha!" "TETSEIGA!" yells Inu Yasha drawing his sword from its scabbard. " Foolish samurai, do you think you can destroy me with your insignificant sword. I am Aku, the shape." the demon turns just as Inu Yasha leaps from the cliff. The Tetseiga slashes Aku in half killing him. Inu Yasha lands a few feet from the man. " No need to thank me, I do this all the time." Says Inu Yasha. " Thank you, I should strangle you! I've been years trying to break into showbiz and you just killed my ticket to the top. Have you ever heard of Samurai Jack?" Says the stranger. " No." says Inu Yasha. "And you never will thanks to you!" says the stranger pacing and ranting. " I'm Samurai Jack. The demon you just killed was supposed to fling me into the future and I was suppose to spend a few years hunting him down while trying to return to the past! Now I'll have to find another demon! Just who do you think you are?" "I'm Inu Yasha" "Inu Yasha? You're supposed to be in adult swim! This is primetime! Go back to where you belong or so help me I'll." Jack draws his sword back. "Gee, I'm sorry. I just thought." " That's where you made your first mistake! Just go back to adult swim and stay there!" Jack turns and walks away. " I said I was sorry!" "Sorry on this!" says jack holding up his middle finger.
Inu Yasha climbs back to the top of the cliff. "Inu Yasha," says Kagome. "You saved him, I'm so proud of you!" "Be proud of this!" says Inu Yasha holding up his middle finger.
"Long ago in a far away land, I, Aku the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a porthole in time flinging him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku." This is how the story always starts, but what if...
" Where are we, Kagome," Says Shippou. " I don't remember this place." "Neither do I," says Kagome. "Quiet!" says Inu Yasha. "I smell a demon nearby. I can feel his power. He's incredibly strong. This way!" Inu Yasha runs toward a small cliff followed by Kagome and Shippou. Upon reaching the edge they see a man attempting to fend off a huge demon with a sword. He slashes at it and the demon dodges the blows and attacks. " He hasn't got a chance," yells Kagome. " Help him Inu Yasha!" "TETSEIGA!" yells Inu Yasha drawing his sword from its scabbard. " Foolish samurai, do you think you can destroy me with your insignificant sword. I am Aku, the shape." the demon turns just as Inu Yasha leaps from the cliff. The Tetseiga slashes Aku in half killing him. Inu Yasha lands a few feet from the man. " No need to thank me, I do this all the time." Says Inu Yasha. " Thank you, I should strangle you! I've been years trying to break into showbiz and you just killed my ticket to the top. Have you ever heard of Samurai Jack?" Says the stranger. " No." says Inu Yasha. "And you never will thanks to you!" says the stranger pacing and ranting. " I'm Samurai Jack. The demon you just killed was supposed to fling me into the future and I was suppose to spend a few years hunting him down while trying to return to the past! Now I'll have to find another demon! Just who do you think you are?" "I'm Inu Yasha" "Inu Yasha? You're supposed to be in adult swim! This is primetime! Go back to where you belong or so help me I'll." Jack draws his sword back. "Gee, I'm sorry. I just thought." " That's where you made your first mistake! Just go back to adult swim and stay there!" Jack turns and walks away. " I said I was sorry!" "Sorry on this!" says jack holding up his middle finger.
Inu Yasha climbs back to the top of the cliff. "Inu Yasha," says Kagome. "You saved him, I'm so proud of you!" "Be proud of this!" says Inu Yasha holding up his middle finger.
