A/N: HELLO! It is 1:12 in the morning, and we just posted chappie 1! SO
HERE'S CHAPPIE 2!
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Announcer dude: Previously on The Absolutely Nothing Show!
*Flashback thing*
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Autty: Are you a virgin?
CTM: *coughs on smoke violently*
Autty: ^-^ Heeheeheehee..
Pip: YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!!!!!!!! *Gives Creepy Thin Man CPR*
Angie: Ew..
Autty: No fair!
Pip: Why did you need to know that?
Autty: Oh, no reason. *shifty eyes*
Angie: You saved his life and he's not able to say thank you.
Autty: YES HE CAN! *Starts beating on Creepy Thin Man with his own cane (ooooooh, think about the irony..)*
Pip: AAAAAAH! NO!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: I'm a leprechaun..
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Announcer Dude: And now back to, ooh, cake! *Begins eating cake.*
Autty: *attempting to beat words out of Creepy Thin Man*
Pip: *Trying to get her off him*
Angie: *Staring in awe at the fact that she befriended them*
Bos: *Playing fight music on violin* *switches to playing Harry Potter music*
CTM: GET OFF ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
All: *freeze* O.O *gasp*
Angie: He. spoke..
Pip: He has a sexy voice..
Autumn: I know..
Pip: What the hell is wrong with you? You tried to kill him!
Autumn: I did?
Angie: She has split personalities..
Pip: Well, poop.
CTM: *covers mouth*
Angie: No, too late.
CTM: *Shakes head* No it's not. AH! *covers mouth*
Nat: Hey look, he said something!!!!!!!!!!
CTM: Uh.. *runs and takes a handful of Autumn's hair*
Autty: HEY! My hair is just as short as yours is and I don't wanna look like her! *Points to Dylan*
Dylan: CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away crying for Charlie*
Alex: I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!
Bos: *throws violin at her*
Alex: *Out for the count*
Autty: *Attacks Creepy Thin Man*
CTM: *Does that weird scream*
Autty: Heeheeheehee, you scream like a girl..
Pip: You're mean.
Autumn: Oh, but you're so adorable!
Angie: Does she hate him or love him?
Pip: I dunno, but she can't have him! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo and Merry: *walk in*
Pip: HE'S MINE!
Autumn: MINE!
Frodo and Merry: *gasp like Doc from Back to the Future* CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!
Pip and Autumn: Uh, um.. We're not cheating on you..
CTM: *rolling on the floor laughing* YES THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry: Woah, he can talk?
Frodo: EXCELLENT! ((Thank you Anakin))
Pippin: Remember the witch and Hobbit in bed thing?
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
CTM: *chases them of stage* *comes back smiling*
Pip & Autumn: He's pretty..
Autty: AH! *Beats CTM with cane*
Vivian: *comes on and kicks Autty*
Autty: *disappears in trap door on stage* *appears behind Vivian* *Pokes her in the head*
Viv: Ow..
Elijah Wood: *Walks on stage* *looks at Vivian* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! *runs to Viv*
Viv: *shoots him*
Elijah: *falls on floor* *pops back up* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: *Shoots again*
Elijah: *falls on floor* *pops back up* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: *shoots again*
Elijah: *falls on floor* *pops back up* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: *shoots again*
Elijah: *falls on floor* *pops back up* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: *shoots again*
Elijah: *dies*
::1-foot-tall The Chad comes in with a giant novelty broom with a 'Firebolt' logo on the handle and cleans up Elijah's dead, bloody corpse*
Pip: OK, that was strange..
Angie: *Holds up 'O.O' sign*
Audience: *O.O* (I wonder why..)
Autty: Um, let's ask a question. Vivian, how old are you?
Pip: *Begins choking Autty* WILL YOU STOP WITH THE FLIPPING HOW OLD QUESTIONS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
CTM: Ooh, lemme help! *hits Autty with cane (THINK ABOUT THE IRONY!!!!!!!!!!)*
Angie: That's not cool..
Bos: I need to get some food.. *runs Viv over with Jeep on the way out*
The Chad: *cleans her up*
Autty: Two Wood's down, seven to go.
Angie: Who?
Autty: Marty Wood, Clarence Wood, Michael Wood, Emmett Wood, Clara Wood, Jules Wood, Verne Wood! ^-^
Pip: Interesting hit list..
Autty: And Creepy Thin Man Wood!
CTM: My last name is not Wood!!!!!!!!!!
Pip: What is your name, anyway?
CTM: *smokes*
Pip: COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
CTM: ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! My name is Crispin Glover.
All: *freeze*
Pip: Ooooooooooooh, crispy!
Autumn: YAY!
Angie: Right..
Dylan: *head pops on stage* I'm the Easter Bunny.
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A/N: Right, that was strange. It is now 1:50. I think we should go to bed. In the next chapter of.
THE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!
Bum...
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Announcer dude: Previously on The Absolutely Nothing Show!
*Flashback thing*
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Autty: Are you a virgin?
CTM: *coughs on smoke violently*
Autty: ^-^ Heeheeheehee..
Pip: YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!!!!!!!! *Gives Creepy Thin Man CPR*
Angie: Ew..
Autty: No fair!
Pip: Why did you need to know that?
Autty: Oh, no reason. *shifty eyes*
Angie: You saved his life and he's not able to say thank you.
Autty: YES HE CAN! *Starts beating on Creepy Thin Man with his own cane (ooooooh, think about the irony..)*
Pip: AAAAAAH! NO!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: I'm a leprechaun..
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Announcer Dude: And now back to, ooh, cake! *Begins eating cake.*
Autty: *attempting to beat words out of Creepy Thin Man*
Pip: *Trying to get her off him*
Angie: *Staring in awe at the fact that she befriended them*
Bos: *Playing fight music on violin* *switches to playing Harry Potter music*
CTM: GET OFF ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
All: *freeze* O.O *gasp*
Angie: He. spoke..
Pip: He has a sexy voice..
Autumn: I know..
Pip: What the hell is wrong with you? You tried to kill him!
Autumn: I did?
Angie: She has split personalities..
Pip: Well, poop.
CTM: *covers mouth*
Angie: No, too late.
CTM: *Shakes head* No it's not. AH! *covers mouth*
Nat: Hey look, he said something!!!!!!!!!!
CTM: Uh.. *runs and takes a handful of Autumn's hair*
Autty: HEY! My hair is just as short as yours is and I don't wanna look like her! *Points to Dylan*
Dylan: CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away crying for Charlie*
Alex: I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!
Bos: *throws violin at her*
Alex: *Out for the count*
Autty: *Attacks Creepy Thin Man*
CTM: *Does that weird scream*
Autty: Heeheeheehee, you scream like a girl..
Pip: You're mean.
Autumn: Oh, but you're so adorable!
Angie: Does she hate him or love him?
Pip: I dunno, but she can't have him! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo and Merry: *walk in*
Pip: HE'S MINE!
Autumn: MINE!
Frodo and Merry: *gasp like Doc from Back to the Future* CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!
Pip and Autumn: Uh, um.. We're not cheating on you..
CTM: *rolling on the floor laughing* YES THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry: Woah, he can talk?
Frodo: EXCELLENT! ((Thank you Anakin))
Pippin: Remember the witch and Hobbit in bed thing?
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
CTM: *chases them of stage* *comes back smiling*
Pip & Autumn: He's pretty..
Autty: AH! *Beats CTM with cane*
Vivian: *comes on and kicks Autty*
Autty: *disappears in trap door on stage* *appears behind Vivian* *Pokes her in the head*
Viv: Ow..
Elijah Wood: *Walks on stage* *looks at Vivian* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! *runs to Viv*
Viv: *shoots him*
Elijah: *falls on floor* *pops back up* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: *Shoots again*
Elijah: *falls on floor* *pops back up* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: *shoots again*
Elijah: *falls on floor* *pops back up* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: *shoots again*
Elijah: *falls on floor* *pops back up* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Viv: *shoots again*
Elijah: *dies*
::1-foot-tall The Chad comes in with a giant novelty broom with a 'Firebolt' logo on the handle and cleans up Elijah's dead, bloody corpse*
Pip: OK, that was strange..
Angie: *Holds up 'O.O' sign*
Audience: *O.O* (I wonder why..)
Autty: Um, let's ask a question. Vivian, how old are you?
Pip: *Begins choking Autty* WILL YOU STOP WITH THE FLIPPING HOW OLD QUESTIONS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
CTM: Ooh, lemme help! *hits Autty with cane (THINK ABOUT THE IRONY!!!!!!!!!!)*
Angie: That's not cool..
Bos: I need to get some food.. *runs Viv over with Jeep on the way out*
The Chad: *cleans her up*
Autty: Two Wood's down, seven to go.
Angie: Who?
Autty: Marty Wood, Clarence Wood, Michael Wood, Emmett Wood, Clara Wood, Jules Wood, Verne Wood! ^-^
Pip: Interesting hit list..
Autty: And Creepy Thin Man Wood!
CTM: My last name is not Wood!!!!!!!!!!
Pip: What is your name, anyway?
CTM: *smokes*
Pip: COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
CTM: ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! My name is Crispin Glover.
All: *freeze*
Pip: Ooooooooooooh, crispy!
Autumn: YAY!
Angie: Right..
Dylan: *head pops on stage* I'm the Easter Bunny.
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A/N: Right, that was strange. It is now 1:50. I think we should go to bed. In the next chapter of.
THE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!
Bum...
Bum......
bum...........
