Every Flavor

By Overlord Mordax

Harry and Ron were in Gryffindor tower eating Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. Ron picked up a bean and regarded it, attempting to figure out what it would taste like. It was an odd, pinkish color.

He looked up at Harry, who shrugged, and then back down at the bean. Ron tentatively bit off half of it.

"Well?" Harry asked, "What is it?"

"Hold on," on said, pausing. "Give me your hand."

Confused, but not seeing anything really wrong with the request Harry lifted his hand.

Ron took it, and without warning, licked Harry's palm.

Wide-eyed Harry snatched his hand away, staring at Ron. "What was that about!?" he demanded.

Ron frowned and then spoke. "I thought so," he nodded. "Harry Potter flavor."

He ate the rest of the bean.

End