Here is the next installment of the wacky Transformer Babies saga . . . sorry for the long wait, I was working the Transformer/Lord of the Rings story. But here it is! Enjoy!

[The Transformer Babies are playing happily in the nursery, with the exception of Oppie, who is cowering in a corner shivering with fear. Starscream has a transformed Meggy in his hand and is torturing him with questions trying to get him to talk].

Megs: SO, you think you take my teddy bear and get away with it do you? Well, maybe it's time I taught you a little lesson. (Starscream laughs menacingly and starts to pull the trigger when Nanny walks in)

Nanny: Meggy! How many times have I told you not to point yourself at people! (Oppie runs away and hides)

(Starscream and Meggy both get startled and Meggy transforms back to robot mode). I'm sorry Nanny, I must have forgot.

Nanny: You seem to be forgetting about that an awful lot lately.

Meggy: Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Maybe I forgot because I'm hungry.

Nanny: Your hungry? Oh my sweet little Bot, I'll make you something right away! (she hurries off to get him an "energon bottle" (Meggy grimaces, he HATES it when she calls him that! She runs back to him and hands him the bottle, which he sucks on happily).

Nanny: Now, how about I read you all a story? (Nanny pulls a stack of animal books from the playroom bookshelf).

(all the babies go YEAH!!!!)

Megs: Oh, alright fine! But it better be a good one!

Nanny: Well. . .lets see what I got here, how about a book about Tigers?

Megs: Lame.

Nanny: Zebras?

Megs: Lame.

Nanny: Petro-rabbits?

Megs: REALLY LAME!!!

Ultra Mags: Oh Nanny! Stop trying to make him happy and just read something!

(The babies all nod in agreement)

Nanny: Well, if we're not all going to agree, I'll just go ahead and pick one (she cracks open one of the animal books). Petro-rabbits it is!

Megs: (whose talking to Soundwave) I can't believe she's going to make us sit here and listen to a story about robotic vermin! (Soundwave nods in agreement)

Kup: But I love the story of petro-rabbits!

Grimlock: (looking at Megs) Me, Grimmy, what to know what Petro-Rabbit is?

Megs: GAWD I DON'T KNOW! It's some stupid thing an inventor came up with! He's probably some miserable idiot who created them just to piss me off!

Nanny: Meggy! If you don't behave and clean up that language, you'll stay in timeout and won't go out to the playground!!

All: (looking shocked) 'ooooooooooo'.

Megs: (noticeably scared) IM SORRY NANNY! I'll never say a bad word again and I'll behave! HONEST!

Nanny: Alright, as long as you promise to behave.

Megs: I will! (to himself) Sucker.

(Suddenly Nanny feels a gentle pull on one of her green and white striped socks. Nanny looks down to find Oppie, whose holding up a book for her to read in his tiny blue hand. She reaches down and takes it from him).

Nanny: Why, thank you Oppie! (he flushes with happiness) Look kids! Oppie has brought me his favorite animal book, "All About Gorillas!"

Megs: Ack! (he starts to choke on his energon bottle. Soundwave whacks him on the back a bunch of times. Megs regains composure). WHAT???

Nanny: The book is called, "All about gorillas!"

Megs: Please don't read that Nanny! I hate monkeys! Especially gorillas!

Starscream: Rally-Monkey, anybody? (Starscream is holding a bunch of stuffed brown monkeys in his arms, passing them around to everybody).

Megs: Please Oppie, please! (he grovels on the floor at Oppie's feet) Don't make her read that book! Have mercy on me!

(Oppie gives Meggy a confused look. He can't understand what it is about gorillas that brought out all that emotion. He shrugs at Nanny and takes the book back from her hand).

Megs: Thank you Oppie, thank you! (Oppie, not quite sure what to do with himself, pats Megs on the head to console him).

Megs: Alright, alright, don't pet me! (he gets up and dusts himself off, glaring at Oppie)

Nanny: Kids, I think it's time to learn an important principal today. It's called compromise.

(The babies all stare at her with blank looks)

Starscream: Compro . .compri . . compre .

Megs: COMPROMISE MORON! COMPROMISE!

Starscream: WELL! It's a hard word! (looking at Nanny) What does it mean?

(The babies all nod in agreement. Meggy rolls his optics in disgust)

Nanny: Compromise is the ability to work together for a common good. When people compromise, all sides can get what they want and be happy.

(Babies all go 'Oh' )

Starscream: Compromise is a silly idea, Nanny!

Nanny: And why is that Screamy?

Starscream: Because it's impossible for EVERYBODY to be happy! It would be far better if I'm happy and everybody is happy that I'm happy!

(All the babies look confused, including Nanny)

Megs: I'd be happy if he'd just shut up!

(Starscream glares at Meggy)

Nanny: And I'd be happy if you both would behave!

Jazz: You know what makes me happy! Music! I love music! Wanna hear my new song I wrote?

Blaster: Yeah Man! I wanna hear your new groove!

Jazz: Alright! Everybody put you hands together! This ones called, "Bots all over the world!"

Blaster: Kick it man!

Bots all over the world!

Bots all over the world!

Check out my funk! Check out my funky style,

Jazz it here and all the crowd goes wild!

Got nothin' to lose, got nothin' to prove

Just kickin' it here with my rhymes so smooth;

In a funk? In a funky way?

Just hang around with me and we'll close the day,

With a night to remember, with a night of fun!

We'll party all night so don't bring your guns!

Bots all over the world!

Bots all over the world!

Ain't into deceivin' ain't in ta lies,

Just dancin' to a beat that will hypnotize!

Ya might drive a Benz or just ride a horse,

But ya don't need a Lexus to hang with a Porsche!

Bots all over the world!

Bots all over the world!

Bots all over the world!

Bots all over the world!

Nanny: Why, that was wonderful Jazz!

Blaster: Yeah man, your song was platinum!

Nanny: Songs are a wonderful way to express yourself. Poetry can help express the things that go on in our private thoughts. I love poetry in all its forms!

Megs: I wrote a poem once, Nanny! (Starscream and Soundwave look at him with surprise)

Nanny: You did Meggy? That's wonderful! What did you call it?

Megs: It's called, "My glorious destiny!"

Nanny: Do you want to share your poem with us?

Megs: Okay. (He takes the piece of paper out of an arm compartment and unfolds the paper, then clears his throat). "My glorious destiny!" by Meggy- tron

Playing games, hanging around,

Is what my life looks like right now;

But someday soon, maybe far,

I'll rule the universe and be a star;

Upon my throne, I'll count energon cubes,

You'll answer to me, you insolent fools!

In triumph I'll glitter bright as the dawn;

They'll shout, 'Behold the glorious Meggy-tron!'



What will I do after I'm done?

Become a cannon and not a gun?

Maybe a dragon from far away!

Or perhaps a tank that saves the day?

O Universe! My destiny is sweet!

I'll have millions of servants at my feet!

And legions of warriors at my side;

I'll conquer you all, especially YOU Oppie Prime!

(Oppie gasps and jumps into the toy chest. Soundwave applauds thunderously)

Nanny: That was a . . . . . ummmm . . . .an interesting poem, Meggy!

Megs: Yes, I'm rather proud of it actually. (He folds it back again and puts it into his arm compartment). Anybody think they can do better than that?

(Suddenly, Oppie's arm shoots out of the toy chest with a piece of paper in his hand. Ultra Magnus walks over and takes it from him. The arm shoots back into the toy chest.

Ultra Mags: Hey everybody! Oppie has something to say!

Nanny: What does he say Mags?

Ultra Mags: He writes, "Meggy's poem sounds like poop."

Megs: I'LL KILL HIM! (Meggy runs over to the toy chest trying to pry the lid open). YOU'LL DIE FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!

(Ultra Mags, Jazz, Soundwave and Roddy pry Meggy away from the toy chest. Nanny finally seizes him)

Nanny: I think it's time for your Ritalin pill, Meggy. (Meggy moans as she hands him his Ritalin pill and a small cup of energon formula)

Meggy: Why do I have to take this stuff, Nanny!

Nanny: The doctor says it will help you calm down and relax so you can focus and won't be so hyperactive.

Meggy: BUT I AM CALMED DOWN AND RELAXED!!! Uh . . . . I mean, I am calm and relaxed, Nanny (he gives her a big red eyed angelic look).

Nanny: (Whose not convinced) Meggy, take your pill like a good little Bot.

(Meggy puts the pill in his mouth and takes a swig of his formula. Nanny then walks out of the nursery. When Meggy sees she's not around anymore, he spits it out and hands it to Soundwave, who gladly swallows it down for him).

Meggy: Thanks Soundwave! How can I conquer the universe when I'm all doped up on that stuff!

(Soundwave has a glazed over happy look on his face)

Meggy: Riiiiight.

Ultra Mags: Meggy, why do you always have to create problems?

Meggy: What do you mean me? Oppie stole my teddy bear, insulted my poem, gets treated like an angel by Nanny, and now he needs to be taught a lesson!

Ultra Mags: I don't care what you think he's done! He's my friend and if you hurt him, you'll have me to deal with!

Megs: Oh yeah? And who are you? Like his big brother or something!?

Ultra Mags: Something like that, yeah!

Megs: And when I decide to teach Oppie a lesson, what do you think you're gonna do to me? (Soundwave and Starscream walk behind Meggy and cross their arms like tuff guys).

Ultra Mags: I'll do this! (He rips Meggy's diaper off and runs)

Meggy: MY DIAPER!!!!! HE STOLE MY DAMN DIAPER!!!!! AFTER HIM!!!!!

(Soundwave releases baby kitten Ravage and Rumble. Starscream transforms to jet mode, as Meggy hides behind the toy chest extremely embarrassed he got his diapers ripped off)

(Ultra Mags giggles with glee and throws the diaper to Hot Roddy, yelling 'catch!' Starscream dives down to intercept, but Roddy catches it in time and dodges Starscream, who crashes into the wall. Roddy throws the diaper to Grimlock, who is in dino-mode and chomps it easily. Ravage grabs the other end of the diaper, and are now engaged in a furious tug-of war over Meggy's diaper.)

Meggy: Don't just stand there Soundwave! Do something! (Soundwave starts to jump for Grimlock, but gets tackled instead by Jazz. Roddy jumps on Rumble).

Grimlock easily wins possession of the diaper from Ravage and swallow it.

All: EEEWWWWWW!!!!

Meggy: My diaper!!!!

Starscream; Hope you didn't poop in them diapers, Meggy!

Meggy: I don't poop in my diapers IDIOT! That's your hobby!

Starscream: IS NOT!!!!

Meggy: Ultra Magnus shall pay for taking my diaper! HE SHALL PAY!!!!

End of chapter 2 - OH MY GAWD! Will Meggy ever behave? Can he get his diaper back? Can any other baby top Meggys poem? Chapter 3 shall answer these questions and more! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee, till then, bye!