The TF Babies are here again! Thank you to all who reviewed! Especially my faithful reviewer Albedo, who always has a kind word to say! Much luv to you Albedo! Also to MJ, who is a kindred spirit with me in the G1 universe. Thanks again to all, your feed back has been great! (wipes tear from eye). ENJOY!

Personal Disclaimer: I don't own nuthin, NUTHIN! Make no money off it and own zero, nada, ziltch. Happy now all you silly legal types? Well if you are, here is Chapter 3!

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[The G1 Babies are playing happily in the nursery. Meggy and Soundwave are sitting in a Fisher-Price plastic fort talking to each other. Meggy is still without a diaper]

Meggy: It's the perfect plan, Soundwave! Do you like it? This scheme will teach Oppie to insult my poem and steal my teddy bear! (Soundwave nods enthusiastically)

Starscream: (sticking his head through a window opening) Hey, what are you two talking about?

Meggy: I have invented the ultimate plan to get even with Oppie.

Starscream: Cool! What's the plan?

Meggy: Well . . . .I could tell you, but first you're going to have to join my club.

Starscream: A club? Whose in it?

Meggy: Well, I just started it. So far, only Soundwave and I are in it.

Starscream: Okay! I want to be in the club! Do I get a secret password?

Meggy: No you don't get a secret password, stupid! It's just the three of us! Why would you need a password? It's not like I don't know who you are!

Starscream: It was just a suggestion! Geeze!

Meggy: This is perfect. With the three of us joining forces, I can execute my plan against Oppie Prime and that revolting Ultra Mags!

Starscream: So, what is it?

Meggy: You don't just get "in the club," Screamy. In order for you to be one of us, you'll have to pay the friendship dues!

Starscream: WHAT!

Meggy: Yes, friendship dues! They are required if you want to hang around with us.

Starscream: Friendship dues? What do you mean FRIENDSHIP dues?! You mean I have to PAY to be your friend?

Meggy: You don't need to pay the friendship dues right now, Screamy. You can pay them at the end of the week on Friday. And then every Friday after that.

Starscream: We'll, whose gonna pay to be MY FRIEND?

Meggy: Nobody.

Starscream: Does Soundwave have to pay the friendship dues too?

Meggy: No.

Starscream: WAIT A MINUTE! So, you're saying only I have to pay to be your friend?

Meggy: Yup.

Starscream: THAT SUCKS! WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY TO BE YOUR FRIEND!

Meggy: Hey, that's the breaks pal. Either be apart of the cool club, or get your head out of our fort!

Starscream: I can't believe I'm doing this! Okay! I'll pay.

Meggy: Good. Now I'll just need a deposit.

Starscream: WHAT!

Meggy: You know; a deposit? I'll need some form of payment to make good on your word. I'll need a first and last months deposit up front before I let in you into the club.

Starscream: You don't need a deposit! You're just taking advantage of me Meggy-tron!

Meggy: I suggest you break that piggy bank of yours, Screamy. Otherwise, no evil plan for you!

Starscream: AH MAN! (he runs out to get his piggy bank).

(Meggy and Soundwave roll around on the fort floor in laughter).

Meggy: Can you believe that, Soundwave? He's actually gonna do it! He doesn't even know how much it costs yet! What an idiot!

(Screamy runs back into the fort with his piggy bank. He clunks down on the floor holding his bank)

Starscream: Here it is, this is all I have!

Meggy: Good. Break it!

(Screamy breaks his bank on the fort floor. Coins and paper currency crash on the ground)

Meggy: Well well well! I see you've collected quite a bit of cash for yourself!

Starscream: I've earned most of it. Some is from winning the blue ribbon on my science project; some is from my allowance money; and some is from helping Nanny get things from the high shelves she can't reach.

Meggy: Reeeeeeeally?

Starscream: Yes, but don't tell Thundercracker or Durge that last part. It's my own private nitch that's just between me and Nanny. Nobody else knows she gives me cash for that.

Meggy: You must have over a hundred dollars on the floor, Screamy!

Starscream: Yes, I've been saving it up for a few years.

Meggy: Tell ya what, Screamy. You just give me everything that's in that bank, and we'll forget all about Friendship dues forever. How's that?

Starscream: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GIVE YOU MY ENTIRE PIGGY BANK?

Meggy: Yes.

Starscream: But that's all I have!

Meggy: Yeah, AND! Do you want to be cool or not?

Starscream: You're not cool Meggy! You're just using extor . . . exter . . . . extori. . .

Meggy: Extortion?

Starscream: YES! Extortion on me!

Meggy: Either give me the money or get out of the fort!

Starscream: But do I have to give you ALL of it?

Meggy: Well. . . . . .not ALL of it, here (Meggy hands Screamy a quarter). You can keep that much. Don't say I never gave you nothin'.

Starscream: Oh MAN! This plan better be good to cost me my entire piggy bank!

Meggy: Oh don't worry, it is!

Starscream: Well . . . . SPILL IT!

(Meggy whispers the plan in Screamy's audio receptor)

Starscream: WOW! That is a good plan!

Meggy: Yes, I know.

Starscream: What are we waiting for? Let's go!

Meggy: Excuse me? I am in command here, remember?

Starscream: Oh yeah.

Meggy: (clears throat) LET'S GO!

(They run out of the nursery).

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[Back in the nursery, all the TF Babies are playing happily together (of course)!. Ultra Mags, Jazz, Hot Roddy, and Kup are playing Monopoly. Baby Unicron (whose in planet form), rolls over close to them.]

Jazz: Ha! I just got "Park Place!" Now my hood is extending to the rich parts of town!

Ultra Magnus: I can't believe I landed in jail again!

Hot Roddy: You seem to have no luck at all.

Ultra Mags: The games not over yet Roddy! You're almost out of money. I can't believe you spent it all buying property for "Baltic Ave!"

Hot Roddy: Hey? What's wrong with Baltic Ave? It's a great location!

Ultra Mags: Whatever! When I get out, I'm gonna buy property at OOOOOWWWWWW!

(Unicron chomps on Ultra Magnus' leg)

Ultra Mags: LET ME GO!!!!! HELP!!!

Kup: Unicron! Stop trying to eat Ultra Magnus! You know you'll get in major trouble for this!

(Unicron uses his "pinchers" to suck Ultra Mags deeper into his mouth).

Ultra Mags: He's gonna eat me! Get Nanny, hurry! (Hot Roddy runs off to get Nanny) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Unicron slurps Ultra Mags into himself)

Unicron: BURP!

(Hot Roddy runs into the kitchen to get Nanny, who's preparing lunch)

Hot Roddy: Nanny, come quick! Unicron just ate Ultra Magnus, AGAIN!

Nanny: OH NO! I hope we can get him out this time! (They both run into the nursery).

(In the nursery, Jazz, Kup, Bumblebee, and Blurr are banging on the outer hull of Unicron)

All: LET HIM GO!!!!

Blurr: LETHIMGOLETHIMGOLETHIMGOLETHIMGO!!!!!!!

(Nanny runs in)

Nanny: UNICRON!

(Unicron tries to roll away)

Nanny: How many times have I told you NOT to eat your playmates! Release Ultra Mags this minute!

Unicron: NO!

Nanny: Unicron, if you don't let him go, there will be no storytelling for you!

Unicron: I'M HUNGRY!

Nanny: Lunch is almost ready. Why don't you let Ultra Maggy go and then you can eat real food! How does that sound?

Unicron: NO!

Nanny: Oh dear. What am I going to do? I'm sure I fed him an extra potion during snack time!

Jazz: Which was fifteen minutes ago! He just gets hungrier by the minute!

Hot Roddy: And bigger too! Look at the size of him! (Unicron expands another 10 inches in every direction).

Nanny: Oh dear! I think I might have to call a doctor! What am I to do?

Kup: If you don't get Ultra Mags out right now, he might die!

Nanny: OH NO! (she starts to cry) Ultra Maggy, my poor little baby bot!

(Suddenly Oppie pushes his way through the crowd and faces Unicron. Unicron shrinks in fear and starts to roll away, but Oppie traps him in a corner).

Bumblebee: Would you look at that? It seems Unicron is afraid of Oppie!

(Oppie glares at Unicron)

Oppie: LET MAGGY GO!

Jazz: Did you hear that? Oppie just said something!

Unicron: NO!

Oppie: LET MAGGY GO, NOW!

Unicron: NO!

(Oppie takes out the blue glowing ball thingy from his chest. It glitters brightly around him. He starts to walk with it right up to Unicron's mouth)

Oppie: LET MAGGY GO NOW, OR BOOM BOOM FOR YOU!

(All the Babies look at eachother in disbelief)

Jazz: Did he just threaten Unicron?

(Unicron starts to shake and choke. He then spits out Magnus, who is covered in goo).

All: HOOOOOOOORRRRAY!

Ultra Mags: OH YUCK! That was totally NASTY!

(Oppie puts the blue glowing ball thingy back into himself)

Oppie: BAD PLANET! VERY BAD!

(Unicron whimpers, then starts crying. Oppie walks away).

Ultra Mags: Oppie! You just saved my life! You're my hero!

(Oppie blushes).

Ultra Mags: What a friend!

Nanny: Well, now that all that is settled, who's ready for some lunch?

All: MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Unicron: WHAAAH WHAAAH WHAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Nanny: Oh, come on, my sweet little planet. Let's go eat some lunch! (she smiles at him and pats his outer hull).

(Unicron stops crying and rolls himself into the kitchen).

Ultra Mags: I'm not sitting next to HIM for lunch!

Kup: You know, there's something really wrong with watching a planet cry!

(The babies all march into the kitchen).

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[Meggy, Soundwave and Screamy tip toe down the hall back towards the nursery. Screamy is carrying a large pillowcase that he can barely manage to drag along the ground]

Meggy: They must all be in the kitchen. The coast is clear! C'MON!

(They all tip toe back into the nursery)

Screamy: ARRRGH! Why do I have to carry all this stuff, Meggy?

Meggy: Because you need to go through the initiation process!

Screamy: What's the word IN. . .IT . .IA. . TION mean?

Meggy: It means that in order for you to prove your worth, your going to have to do the grunt work for awhile!

Screamy: What's grunt work?

Meggy: Oh never mind, idiot! Just move your ass and do what I tell you to do!

Screamy: AAARRRGGGHHHH, It's so heavy! Okay! Here it goes! (He dumps the pillowcase)

Meggy: Excellent! Now let's go have lunch and hope that nobody missed us!

Screamy: Great! I'm starvin'!

Meggy: Oh, yeah, and that's the other thing about the initiation process.

Screamy: What other thing?

Meggy: You're going to have to share your lunch with Soundwave and me.

Screamy: WHY?

Meggy: Because I said so. Soundwave agrees, right Soundwave?

(Soundwave nods in agreement)

Screamy: OH HELL! THIS CLUB SUCKS!

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(In the kitchen, the TF Babies are eating their favorite food, "Energon Alphabet Soup!" The babies are all sitting in high chairs at a very long table (think Hogwarts). The babies are all slurping their soup]

Bumblebee: Wow! Look guys! I just spelled the word, "neat" with the letters in my soup!

Thundercracker: Hey! I just spelled, "nerd" which sorda reminds me of you, Bumblebee!

Ultra Mags: And I just spelled, "ass" which is exactly what I'm going to kick if somebody doesn't shut up!

Durge: Hey Thundercracky? How do you like your "ass" served?

Thundercracker: SHUT UP!

Durge: I think he likes his "ass" served with chocolate!

Thundercracker: You had better be quiet right now Durgy, of else I'm gonna dump this soup on your head!"

Ultra Mags: All right, STOP IT!

(Meggy, Screamy, and Soundwave tip toe into the kitchen and sit in their high chairs)

Starscream: Wow! Energon alphabet soup! My favorite!

(Soundwave and Meggy pick up their spoons and both slurp down all of Screamy's soup)

Starscream: HEY! What about me?

Meggy: What ABOUT you?

Starscream: You didn't even leave me with one spoonful!

Meggy: BURP!

Starscream: Ah MAN! Won't anybody share their soup with me?

(Oppie slides his soup down to Screamy)

Starscream: Uh. . . . .(feeling awkward) um. . . . . . .no thanks, I'm not hungry anymore.

(Meggy and Soundwave dive down on Oppie's bowl like vultures and devour the soup)

Starscream: I SWEAR YOU ARE BOTH TOTAL PIGS!

Meggy and Soundwave: BUUUUURP!

Starscream: (to himself) I want out of this damn club!

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[After lunch, the babies go back into the nursery and resume their games. Nanny is sitting in a rocking chair reading the book, "How to raise a Man Eating Planet"]

Meggy: (whose talking to Soundwave and Screamy) The time has come to launch our assault. Are you ready?

(Soundwave and Screamy nod in agreement).

Meggy: Good! We need to get this done before naptime. Let's go.

(Meggy, Soundwave, and Screamy walk in the middle of the nursery).

Meggy: ATTENTION! I need everybody's attention please, especially Nanny!

(All the babies look at the three of the standing in the middle of the nursery)

Meggy: I'm afraid I have unfortunate news. I have discovered something that is so horrible, I'm afraid the person who committed this horrible crime should be executed immediately.

Nanny: Executed? Why in the world would you think up something like that?

Meggy: Oh, don't worry, Nanny. When you see what I found, you'll think execution is merciful!

Nanny: Nobody is going to get executed for making mistakes, Meggy. Now tell me what you saw.

Meggy: I saw this! Show them Starscream!

(Starscream opens up Oppie's toy chest, which is filled with Nanny's panties and bras)

All: GASP!

Nanny: GASP!

Oppie: GASP!

Meggy: You see? I have uncovered a pervert in the nursery!

Starscream: PERVERT! PERVERT! OPPIE'S A PERVERT!

(Oppie runs and dives in the toy chest. He then jumps out of the toy chest, quickly tosses out all the panties and bras, then jumps into it again).

Meggy: And what is worse, is that Ultra Maggy helped collect them!

All: GASP!

Nanny: GASP!

Ultra Mags: I DID NOT!

Meggy: Yes you did.

Ultra Mags: I DID NOT!

Meggy: YES YOU DID!

Jazz: You know what guys? I'm gonna be Ultra Maggy's friend anyway, even if he is a pervert.

Ultra Mags: I AM NOT A PERVERT!

Meggy: It's okay to admit you have a problem Mags.

Ultra Mags: I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH COLLECTING NANNY'S PANTIES!

(Meggy turns to look at Screamy, who has wrapped a bra around himself.)

Starscream: Is it me? (he strikes a pose)

Meggy: Would you take that off! YOU ARE EMBARRSING ME!

Starscream: Whaaaaaat? (he takes it off)

Bumblebee: What's a pervert, Nanny?

Nanny: Don't worry your sweet little heart about that Bumblebee.

Meggy: So Nanny? What do you think we should do to punish Oppie and Ultra Maggy? I suggest we all take turns hitting their rear end with a lead pipe!

Ultra Mags: AAAHHHHHH!!!!! (he runs over to the toy chest and pounds on the lid) LET ME IN OPPIE! LET ME IN! (Oppie opens the lid and Ultra Mags jumps in with Oppie, slamming the lid closed).

Meggy: Hiding won't stop the fact you're both a bunch of pervs!

Nanny: All right, kids. We're all going to need to have a talk. But first, (she scoops up her panties and bras and walks out of the nursery back to her room. She then returns).

Nanny: Everybody gather 'round the rocking chair.

(Oppie and Ultra Mags climb out of the toy chest. The babies gather and sit Indian style around Nanny. Ultra Mags and Oppie sit down and everybody backs away from them. Meggy, Screamy, and Soundwave giggle).

Nanny: It's time we all had another lesson, my sweet babies. Let's all talk about curiosity and forgiveness.

Meggy: WHAT! Forgiveness? Are you saying you're not mad?

Nanny: No, I'm not mad.

Meggy: (absolutely infuriated) WELL WHY NOT! Uh. . . . . . . .um. . .. . I mean, Why not, Nanny?

Nanny: Because I believe we've all made mistakes Meggy, and I don't think it was done to make me mad.

Ultra Mags: (stands up) Yes! It's wasn't done to make Nanny mad, in fact, it wasn't done by me or Oppie at all! This was a trick played by somebody else! (takes a suspicious look at Meggy).

Meggy: WAS NOT!

Nanny: It really isn't important, because I believe it's all over now and we can learn some important lessons!

(Oppie's head is still bowed with shame. Nanny picks him up and puts him in her lap).

Meggy: (thinking to himself) Oh great! Here comes the lecture of the century.

Nanny: Being curious is another part of growing up. When we get curious about something we don't understand, all we must remember to ask a grown up to explain it. That way, nobody gets misunderstood or in trouble. Do we all promise to do that?

(The babies all nod "yes" to her, with the exception of Meggy, whose scowling and looking at the ceiling)

Nanny: All right kids! Time to go outside for afternoon recess!

(Babies all go "YEAH!!!!" and run out the nursery door to the playground. Unicron rolls out the door).

[At the playground, the babies are playing happily together. Meggy, Starscream, and Soundwave are standing by the jungle gym talking)

Starscream: Well that was just great! You plan failed miserably, Meggy!

Meggy: I can't believe she didn't get mad! It was the perfect plan!

Starscream: And what is worse is that I lost my entire piggy bank on this plan too!

Meggy: Don't worry, I have other plans in my mind. We will get our revenge!

Starscream: You mean YOUR revenge! I think I want out of this stupid club. I bet I can start my own and it will be WAY better than yours!

Meggy: Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try! You're lucky to have gotten into THIS club!

Starscream; I will have my own club, Meggy. You just watch! Everybody will want to be in it and pay ME to be my friend, humph! (He marches toward around the playground).

Meggy: This should be good, Soundwave. He really has no idea how unpopular he is! (Soundwave giggles).

Screamy: Hey Durgy, you wanna join my club?

Durge: No.

Starscream: Hey Kup, you wanna be in my club?

Kup: No.

Screamy: Hey Thundercracker? You wanna be in my club?

Thundercracker: No.

Screamy: Hey Unicron? You wanna be in my club?

Unicron: No.

(Screamy looks both frustrated and embarrassed. Meggy and Soundwave walk over and show him, "how it's done!")

Meggy; Hey Rumble? You wanna be in my club?

Rumble: Okay!

Meggy: Hey Thundercracky? You wanna be in my club?

Thundercracker: OKAY!

Meggy: Hey Durgy? You wanna be in my club?

Dirge: Okay!

Meggy: Unicron?

Unicron: OKAY!

Meggy: Cool! That's four people already! (looks at Screamy) My club is already starting to look bigger than yours! Why, in fact, it's getting so big, I should, OOOOOWWWWWW!

(Unicron chomped on Meggy's leg)

Meggy: HEY! Let go of my leg!

(Unicron uses his pinchers to start slurping Meggy down)

Meggy: AHHHHH! HE'S GONNA EAT ME! HELP ME SOUNDWAVE!

(Soundwave grabs Meggy's arms and is playing tug-of-war with Unicron)

Meggy: AAAHHH! HELP ME! I DON'T WANNA BE PLANET FOOD!

(Soundwave pulls as hard as he can. Rumble grabs Soundwave's leg in a pathetic attempt to pull Meggy out. Screamy watches with amusement.)

Meggy: PULL HARDER, SOUNDWAVE! STARSCREAM! HELP ME!

Starscream: I'm afraid I would but I'm not in your club anymore, remember?

Meggy: I'LL GIVE YOU BACK ALL YOUR MONEY IF YOU HELP ME!

Screamy: Oh, I wouldn't take back all the money in the world to miss this!

Meggy: YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR TREACHERY!

(Soundwave pulls as hard as he can, but Unicron slurps Meggy down)

Unicron: BUUURP!!!!!

Screamy: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! (He rolls around on the ground with laughter)

(The Babies all gather around Unicron)

Kup: Oh great! Unicron just ate Meggy!

Soundwave: Release Meggy-tron now!

Unicron: NO!

Screamy: That's right Unicron! Just keep him in there! (Soundwave slaps Screamy's arm)

Screamy: Ouch! Jerk!

(Ultra Mags and Oppie push their way through the crowd)

Ultra Mags: You know; I know exactly how to save him. But, (he puts his arm on Oppie's shoulder) I think we should let him sit in there and think about what he's done for awhile. What do you think, Oppie?

(Oppie shakes his head happily in the "yes" fashion)

Ultra Mags: Great! Let's play some Dodge-ball!

(All the Babies go, "YEAH!" and run away to the court, including Starscream and Rumble. Soundwave stands there in front of Unicron, then looks back at all the babies playing dodge-ball, then back at Unicron, then back again to dodge-ball, then back again to Unicron. Finally, he shrugs and runs off to play dodge-ball too)

The end of chapter 3

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Whoooohoooo! So, the TF Babies had another grand adventure! I hope you liked it. Let me know what you thought! The fact that Unicron even showed up at all was because of reviews like you asking for him. So, here he is at your request! Have an idea? Let me know! I love crazy ideas! It only makes things funnier! C-Ya Later! Crazomatic!